[SA:MP] Funny Chat Logs

[AhmadLov]

[23:15:49] PM from Franklin_Luciano(46): invite me or give me some weeds Choose

I can't state which worse xDDDD

[Bran_91]

[23:07:21] PM from Franklin_Luciano(46): Hello

[23:07:35] PM to Franklin_Luciano(46): can you hear me 

[23:07:52] PM from Franklin_Luciano(46): Yeh

[23:08:14] PM from Franklin_Luciano(46): i will pay 120g

[23:08:24] PM from Franklin_Luciano(46): Meet me at CH

[23:08:36] PM to Franklin_Luciano(46): i was wondering if after all these years 

[23:08:54] PM from Franklin_Luciano(46): come to City Hall

[23:08:56] PM to Franklin_Luciano(46): hello from the other side 

[23:09:04] PM from Franklin_Luciano(46): Hello

[23:09:07] PM to Franklin_Luciano(46): i mustve called a thousand times 

[23:09:23] PM from Franklin_Luciano(46): come to City hall

[23:09:29] PM from Franklin_Luciano(46): come there please

[23:09:38] PM to Franklin_Luciano(46): im sorry for everything that i've done 

[23:09:56] PM to Franklin_Luciano(46): but when i call you never seem to be home 

[23:10:25] PM from Franklin_Luciano(46): u have weed?

[23:10:47] PM to Franklin_Luciano(46): hello from the outside 

[23:11:03] PM from Franklin_Luciano(46): Please sell to me 120 grams

[23:11:19] PM to Franklin_Luciano(46): at least i can say that ive tried to tell you 

[23:11:33] PM from Franklin_Luciano(46): Tell me what

[23:11:36] PM to Franklin_Luciano(46): im sorry for breaking your heart 

[23:11:45] PM from Franklin_Luciano(46): i want weed

[23:12:03] PM to Franklin_Luciano(46): but it dont matter it clearly doesnt tear you apart... anymore.... 

[23:12:38] PM to Franklin_Luciano(46): hello how are you its so typical of me to talk about myself 

[23:12:50] PM to Franklin_Luciano(46): im sorry i hope you're well 

[23:13:03] PM from Franklin_Luciano(46): invite me in ur family

[23:13:13] PM from Franklin_Luciano(46): Please as an associate

[23:13:24] PM to Franklin_Luciano(46): did you ever make it out of that town 

[23:13:28] PM to Franklin_Luciano(46): where nothing happened 

[23:13:40] PM from Franklin_Luciano(46): i will dont do anything

[23:13:48] PM from Franklin_Luciano(46): can u invite me in ur fammily

[23:13:52] PM from Franklin_Luciano(46): can u invite me in ur family

[23:15:00] PM from Franklin_Luciano(46): hello

[23:15:00] PM to Franklin_Luciano(46): its no secret that the both of us are running out of time 

[23:15:28] PM to Franklin_Luciano(46): hello from the other side 

[23:15:49] PM from Franklin_Luciano(46): invite me or give me some weeds Choose

[23:15:55] PM to Franklin_Luciano(46): i mustve called a thousand times to tell you 

[23:16:53] PM to Franklin_Luciano(46): im sorry for everything that ive done 

[23:17:04] PM to Franklin_Luciano(46): but when i call you never seem to be home 

[23:17:15] PM from Franklin_Luciano(46): Dont do like this

[23:17:29] PM to Franklin_Luciano(46): hello from the outside 

[23:17:48] PM to Franklin_Luciano(46): at least i can say that ive tried to tell you 

[23:18:00] PM from Franklin_Luciano(46): tell me what

[23:18:24] PM to Franklin_Luciano(46): im sorry for breaking your heart 

[23:18:53] PM to Franklin_Luciano(46): but it dont matter it clearly doesnt tear you apart anymore 

[23:19:42] PM from Franklin_Luciano(46): yeh

[Brad Cruiser]

*me,[GSF]Blake and [WS]Bent talking about girls*

[10:55:15]Jackson_Cruise:(0) Blake can't do shit with any girl tho
[10:55:31][GSF]Blake:(3) please
[10:55:35][GSF]Blake:(3) check my videos
[10:55:38]Jackson_Cruise:(0) LOL

[Brad Cruiser]

*Got pulled over by a cop for driving Recklessly*

Jackson_Cruise:(0)Says:Hello ma`am how can i help you?
Emily(1):License and Registration please.
Jackson_Cruise:(0):Takes out his License as he gives it to emily
Emily:(1):i'm going to fine you 100$ for Driving Recklessly
Emily:(1):Takes out a pen and notebook,as she writes down a ticket for 100$
Emily:(1):Gives the ticket to Jackson Cruise
Jackson_Cruise(0):Takes the ticket as he look at it
Jackson_Cruise(0)says: That's too expensive chick,but never mind,hop in
Emily(0):Don't play with me.

[Liviu.]

>best joke 2k16<

Laugh people,laugh.Please.

[Mircea_Niko]

[19:16:17] TeaM_Boozman says: rick
[19:16:21] TeaM_Boozman says: can you repair me

   Exactly how I feel about breakups..

[Devin]

Disappointed.

PM from James_Luciano(15): Got some weeds? :3
PM to James_Luciano(15): Got roleplay? 
PM from James_Luciano(15): wot ?

[Stivi]

weeds

[Bruce.]

He thought you were buying roleplay.

[Loris]

Disappointed.

PM from James_Luciano(15): Got some weeds? :3
PM to James_Luciano(15): Got roleplay? 
PM from James_Luciano(15): wot ?

i'm selling 1kg of roleplay, interested? 

[Sandi]

I really need to drop by

[Bogomil]

There should be a forum ban of 1 day for every non-funny log posted in here, lol.

[Andeey]

[22:57:25]PM from Carter_Grey(8): Can you tp me to LSCH
[22:57:35]PM from Carter_Grey(8): i'm in the sea and don't know where to go
[22:58:03]PM from Carter_Grey(8): and there is a shark want to eat me
 

[Astaroth]

[22:57:25]PM from Carter_Grey(8): Can you tp me to LSCH
[22:57:35]PM from Carter_Grey(8): i'm in the sea and don't know where to go
[22:58:03]PM from Carter_Grey(8): and there is a shark want to eat me
 

Hahahahah man, these guys

[Conk]