[SA:MP] Funny Chat Logs

[Mikal]

A picture in the chat logs section!

[Conk]

A picture in the chat logs section!

srry devin

[eymas]

Too excited about his fiesta, huh.

[Kimya.]

John_Taggart(7) checks car
is the car good john? (Alessandro_Soprano(6))
yes (John_Taggart(7))

[Norrage]

John_Taggart(7) checks car
is the car good john? (Alessandro_Soprano(6))
yes (John_Taggart(7))

No idea how this is funny to be honest.

[Johan_S]

No idea how this is funny to be honest.

I think he should have associated the chat with photos or videos to make sense.

[Antonello]

No idea how this is funny to be honest.

same..

[Zgjim_Zejna]

[23:31:25] {FFFFFF}Jim_Smalls{FFFFFF}: (14) Devin > Teddy

[23:31:29] {0055FF}Lawrence_King{FFFFFF}: (50) our wedding will be ingame

[23:31:33] {FFFFFF}Jim_Smalls{FFFFFF}: (14) Cuz he makes paydays*

[23:31:34] {0055FF}[TCL]Taseen{FFFFFF}: (34) that's emo mikal

[23:31:34] {0055FF}[WS]Derek_Cortez{FFFFFF}: (37) our kids will be IG

[23:31:36] Jim_Smalls has been banned by [WS]EvilTeddy(39) for orly?.

[23:31:44] A generous payday is available for you for a limited period of time for the amount of $3,399. Use /collectpayday to collect it.

[BarelyVisible]

Another day, another opportunity to annoy the citizens of Los Santos.

Damien_Taylor(7) says: Yes, I have abs of steel.
Lisa_McKenzie(6) feels Damien's whole arm.
Lisa_McKenzie(6) giggles.
BarelyVisible(3) says: This is about to turn into a Porno..
BarelyVisible(3) pulls out a Camera.

BarelyVisible(3) says: Proceed.
Lisa_McKenzie(6) says: What are you doing?
Lisa_McKenzie(6) says: Hey!
BarelyVisible(3) says: Hey officer, see if you can get her to taker her top off.
Damien_Taylor(7) smirks at the Camera.

Lisa_McKenzie(6) says: What the fuck?
Lisa_McKenzie(6) eyes Damien.
BarelyVisible(3) says: Come on, show us the poon-tang.
Lisa_McKenzie(6) says: He's my f**cking /bae/.
BarelyVisible(3) says: bad girl, stop talking and start stripping.

Damien_Taylor(7) eyes the woman and shakes his head.
Lisa_McKenzie(6) says: Turn that Camera off.
Lisa_McKenzie(6) says: Stop recording us.
BarelyVisible(3) says: Come on, get naked.
Lisa_McKenzie(6) says: Well, this is kind of.. Harassment.

Jennifer_Luciano(0) says: Ehm Ehm.
Damien_Taylor(7) says: Well.
Damien_Taylor(7) says: Can't do much, she has the public right to film.
BarelyVisible(3) says: I can see Camel-Toe!
BarelyVisible(3) starts taking pictures.

Lisa_McKenzie(6) says: Erm.
Lisa_McKenzie(6) says: I guess I'm famous now?
BarelyVisible(3) Acccidently blinds herself with the flash.
BarelyVisible(3) says: Fuck..
Lisa_McKenzie(6) chuckles.

BarelyVisible(3) says: Right.
BarelyVisible(3) says: Thats enough for the spank bank for today.
Lisa_McKenzie(6) says: Motherf-..
Lisa_McKenzie(6) says: Well, I get more attention now.
Lisa_McKenzie(6) says: Thanks.

Lisa_McKenzie(6) says: This is harassment.
BarleyVisible(3) says: Eh, this is going on the internet.
Lisa_McKenzie(6) says: Damien, you gonna do something?
Damien_Taylor(7) says: Hm..
Lisa_McKenzie(6) says: I told her to stop.

Damien_Taylor(7) says: Ma'mm why are you taking pictures of this woman?
BarelyVisible(3) says: Whores don't get to decide what is decent, and what is not.
Lisa_McKenzie(6) says: She said she's gonna put it on a pornographic material.
Damien_Taylor(7) says: She isn't a whore.
BarelyVisible(3) says: Argonath Girls, Gone Wild.

Damien_Taylor(7) says: She is a woman just like you, now leave this female alone please.
Lisa_McKenzie(6) says: What? Are you a feminist?
Jennifer_Luciano(0) walks towards the officer standing next to her.
Jennifer_Luciano(0) offers a casual two finger salute.
BarleyVisible(3) says: I'm a transgender man actually, I'm offended.

[Arslan]

Personal messages to F.B.I Deputy Director Mikro:

[00:02:07] PM from MullahOmar(3): Hello there. heared some of you guys got RPG's for sell is that true?
[00:02:25] PM to MullahOmar(3): Sure, come to FBI HQ tomorrow, we are holding a garage sale 
[00:02:42] PM from MullahOmar(3):

[Ivan_MC]

Don't post random chat logs, respect the title.

[FARQ3X]

[22:59:11] {FFFFFF}TeaM_Hevar{FFFFFF}: (14) you're that type of niggah which smacks his own ass during sex

[22:59:42] {FFFFFF}[GSF]Ruff_Rolla{FFFFFF}: (23) Youre the type of niggah that tries to suck his own dick.

[23:00:06] {FFFFFF}TeaM_Hevar{FFFFFF}: (14) You're that type of niggah which goes to the toilet and farts then spoils

[23:00:37] {FFFFFF}[GSF]Ruff_Rolla{FFFFFF}: (23) You the type of niggah to make your girlfriend a sandwich.

[23:01:21] {FFFFFF}TeaM_Hevar{FFFFFF}: (14) You're that type of nigga to sing the alphabet and cry when he got to X.?



[23:02:30] {FFFFFF}[GSF]Ruff_Rolla{FFFFFF}: (23) You the type of nigga to get shitfaced with WKD

[23:02:35] {FFFFFF}TeaM_Hevar{FFFFFF}: (14) you're that type of nigga that puts a blanket on his ps4 when it is on rest mode

[23:02:56] {FFFFFF}[GSF]Ruff_Rolla{FFFFFF}: (23) You're the type of peasant to have a PS4

[23:04:09] {FFFFFF}TeaM_Hevar{FFFFFF}: (14) you're that typa nigga to lecture himself for leaving the toilet seat up

[23:04:34] {FFFFFF}[GSF]Ruff_Rolla{FFFFFF}: (23) You the type of nigga to pull your pants all the way down while pissing

[23:05:14] {FFFFFF}TeaM_Hevar{FFFFFF}: (14) you are that type of nigga to eat 2 gummy bears at a time so they wont die alone

[23:05:36] {FFFFFF}[GSF]Ruff_Rolla{FFFFFF}: (23) You the type of nigga to put your hand in a jar of jelly beans and get the watch stolen b

[23:05:42] {FFFFFF}[GSF]Ruff_Rolla{FFFFFF}: (23) by the black one

[23:06:51] {FFFFFF}TeaM_Hevar{FFFFFF}: (14) you are that type of nigga to open a bag of chips with scissors

[23:07:23] {FFFFFF}[GSF]Ruff_Rolla{FFFFFF}: (23) You the type of nigga tosit while pissing

[23:07:29] {FFFFFF}[GSF]Ruff_Rolla{FFFFFF}: (23) to sit*

[23:09:07] {FFFFFF}TeaM_Hevar{FFFFFF}: (14) you are that type of nigga to trip walking past a wireless controller

[23:09:20] {FFFFFF}[GSF]Ruff_Rolla{FFFFFF}: (23) You the type of nigga to leave comments on porn videos

[23:09:56] {FFFFFF}TeaM_Hevar{FFFFFF}: (14) you are that type of niggah which typing ''personlity'' in the search field in pornhub

[23:10:19] {FFFFFF}[GSF]Ruff_Rolla{FFFFFF}: (23) You the type of nigga to help your ex move her things to her new mans house

[23:11:51] {FFFFFF}[GSF]Ruff_Rolla{FFFFFF}: (23) Hevar you done yet?

[23:14:32] {FFFFFF}[GSF]Ruff_Rolla{FFFFFF}: (23) Anyone disagree?

[23:16:06] {FFFFFF}TeaM_Hevar{FFFFFF}: (14) omg give up

[23:16:24] {FFFFFF}TeaM_Hevar{FFFFFF}: (14) you are that type of nigga to ride a horse with both legs on one side.

[23:16:59] {FFFFFF}[GSF]Ruff_Rolla{FFFFFF}: (23) You the type of nigga to get matching tatoos with your girlfriend

[23:17:26] {FFFFFF}TeaM_Hevar{FFFFFF}: (14) you are that type of nigga to wrap his finger around the telephone chord when he talking.

[23:17:56] {FFFFFF}[GSF]Ruff_Rolla{FFFFFF}: (23) You the type of nigga to shake hands on a first date

[23:19:27] {FFFFFF}TeaM_Hevar{FFFFFF}: (14) you are that type of nigga to let the bed bugs bite just so they don't go hungry

[23:19:45] {FFFFFF}[GSF]Ruff_Rolla{FFFFFF}: (23) You the type of nigga to have a candle lit bath with pictures of your ex

[23:20:19] {FFFFFF}TeaM_Hevar{FFFFFF}: (14) you are that type of nigga to watch his girl's purse while she dance with another nigga

[23:21:06] {FFFFFF}[GSF]Ruff_Rolla{FFFFFF}: (23) You the type of nigga to have a chick in your bed and say "Not tonight baby, I just wanna

[23:21:11] {FFFFFF}[GSF]Ruff_Rolla{FFFFFF}: (23) cuddle"

[23:21:17] {FFFFFF}TeaM_Hevar{FFFFFF}: (14) you are that type of nigga to look at himself in the mirror as he puts chapstick on

[23:21:33] {FFFFFF}[GSF]Ruff_Rolla{FFFFFF}: (23) You the type of nigga to get 1 star on GTA and turn yourself in

[23:21:53] {FFFFFF}TeaM_Hevar{FFFFFF}: (14) You are that type of niggah which stops at red light in GTA

[23:22:24] {FFFFFF}[GSF]Ruff_Rolla{FFFFFF}: (23) you the type of nigga to go to a strip club and give strippers Starbucks giftcards

[23:22:51] {FFFFFF}TeaM_Hevar{FFFFFF}: (14) Ruff the type of nigga to put on his socks with his feet in the air.

[23:23:28] {FFFFFF}[GSF]Ruff_Rolla{FFFFFF}: (23) Hevar the type of nigga to catch his girlfriend cheat and say "I came home at the wrong t

[23:23:31] {FFFFFF}[GSF]Ruff_Rolla{FFFFFF}: (23) time sorry"

[23:23:40] {FFFFFF}TeaM_Hevar{FFFFFF}: (14) Ruff the type of nigga to go to the supermarket, pick up a bruised apple, and whisper "who did this"

[23:24:34] {FFFFFF}[GSF]Ruff_Rolla{FFFFFF}: (23) Hevar the type of nigga to kill himself cuz of getting roasted

[23:25:10] {FFFFFF}TeaM_Hevar{FFFFFF}: (14) Ruff the type of nigga to say "CHA CHA CHA" while singing happy birthday

[23:25:33] {FFFFFF}[GSF]Ruff_Rolla{FFFFFF}: (23) Hevar the type of nigga to give Dj Khaled the ring

[23:25:58] {FFFFFF}TeaM_Hevar{FFFFFF}: (14) Ruff the type of nigga to tell his homies at the end of a phone convo "no u hang up first"

[23:26:23] {FFFFFF}[GSF]Ruff_Rolla{FFFFFF}: (23) Hevar the type of nigga to dance with a chick in the club then text her "So What are we"

[23:27:11] {FFFFFF}TeaM_Hevar{FFFFFF}: (14) Ruff the type of nigga to cover his homeboys eyes from behind and say "guess who?"

[23:27:36] {FFFFFF}[GSF]Ruff_Rolla{FFFFFF}: (23) Hevar the type of nigga to get ndues and photoshop clothes on  and send em back

[23:27:41] {FFFFFF}TeaM_Hevar{FFFFFF}: (14) Ruff the type of nigga to tie his shoes without bending his knees

[23:27:42] {FFFFFF}[GSF]Ruff_Rolla{FFFFFF}: (23) nudes*

[23:28:13] {FFFFFF}[GSF]Ruff_Rolla{FFFFFF}: (23) Hevar the type of nigga to pour his beers in the sink then ask for another one

[23:28:25] {FFFFFF}TeaM_Hevar{FFFFFF}: (14) Ruff the type of nigga to eat one french fry at a time

[23:28:43] {FFFFFF}[GSF]Ruff_Rolla{FFFFFF}: (23) Hevar the type of nigga to wear a pad when his girl got a period so she doesnt go through

[23:28:45] {FFFFFF}[GSF]Ruff_Rolla{FFFFFF}: (23) it alone

[23:29:11] {FFFFFF}TeaM_Hevar{FFFFFF}: (14) Ruff the type of nigga to ask another nigga to blow in his eye

[23:29:15] {FFFFFF}[GSF]Ruff_Rolla{FFFFFF}: (23) Hevar the type of nigga to become a stormtrooper just so he can miss you

[23:29:34] {FFFFFF}TeaM_Hevar{FFFFFF}: (14) Ruff the type of nigga that says "time out" in a fight

[23:29:47] {FFFFFF}[GSF]Ruff_Rolla{FFFFFF}: (23) Hevar the type of nigga to stare into his barbers eyes during a haircut

[23:29:50] {FFFFFF}TeaM_Hevar{FFFFFF}: (14) Ruff the type of nigga that sit indian style while he gets head

[23:30:22] {FFFFFF}[GSF]Ruff_Rolla{FFFFFF}: (23) Hevar the type of nigga to send good morning texts

[23:30:42] {FFFFFF}TeaM_Hevar{FFFFFF}: (14) Ruff the type of nigga to lift his leg up when he hug someone

[23:30:55] {FFFFFF}[GSF]Ruff_Rolla{FFFFFF}: (23) hevar the type of nigga to cry when cutting carrots so the onions dont think they ugly

[23:31:17] {FFFFFF}TeaM_Hevar{FFFFFF}: (14) Ruff the type of nigga that sets his alarm at 11:11 to make a wish

[23:31:28] {FFFFFF}[GSF]Ruff_Rolla{FFFFFF}: (23) hevar the type of nigga to eat pizza with a fork and knifeh

[23:32:08] {FFFFFF}TeaM_Hevar{FFFFFF}: (14) Ruff the type of nigga to eat animal crackers and make the sound of each animal before he eat

[23:32:15] {FFFFFF}TeaM_Hevar{FFFFFF}: (14) it*

[23:32:16] {FFFFFF}[GSF]Ruff_Rolla{FFFFFF}: (23) Hevar the type of nigga to go to jail and drop the soap on purpose

[23:32:47] {FFFFFF}TeaM_Hevar{FFFFFF}: (14) Ruff the type of nigga that licks his finger before turning the page

[23:32:52] {FFFFFF}[GSF]Ruff_Rolla{FFFFFF}: (23) Hevar the type of Nigga to give kids fruit on halloween

[23:33:17] {FFFFFF}TeaM_Hevar{FFFFFF}: (14) Ruff the type of nigga that rolls his eyes back when he eats chocolate 

[23:33:36] {FFFFFF}[GSF]Ruff_Rolla{FFFFFF}: (23) Hevar the type of nigga to get raped and drop charges cuz he felt a connection

[23:34:00] {FFFFFF}TeaM_Hevar{FFFFFF}: (14) Ruff the type of nigga that sits on the toilet trying to talk to a nigga in the shower

[23:34:15] {FFFFFF}[GSF]Ruff_Rolla{FFFFFF}: (23) Hevar the type of nigga to piss in the shower to save water

[23:34:31] {FFFFFF}Rusty.{FFFFFF}: (21) hevar step up your game ruff going hard on you here

[23:34:54] {FFFFFF}TeaM_Hevar{FFFFFF}: (14) Ruff the type of nigga to catch his girl's kiss and put it in his pocket

[23:35:15] {FFFFFF}[GSF]Ruff_Rolla{FFFFFF}: (23) Hevar the type of nigga to pick up a football and say "you dont deserve to be kicked arou

[23:35:19] {FFFFFF}[GSF]Ruff_Rolla{FFFFFF}: (23) around like this"

[23:35:37] {FFFFFF}TeaM_Hevar{FFFFFF}: (14) Ruff the type of nigga to put milk in a bowl before the cereal

[23:35:46] {FFFFFF}[GSF]Ruff_Rolla{FFFFFF}: (23) Hevar the type of nigga to go down on a chick and cum first

[23:36:02] {FFFFFF}Rusty.{FFFFFF}: (21) man these are savage

[23:36:29] {FFFFFF}Mario_Soprano{FFFFFF}: (15) anh

[23:36:29] {FFFFFF}[GSF]Ruff_Rolla{FFFFFF}: (23) Who is winning rusty?

[23:37:31] {FFFFFF}TeaM_Hevar{FFFFFF}: (14) Ruff the type of nigga to collect all seven dragon balls and wish that his homies have a nice

[23:37:33] {FFFFFF}[GSF]Ruff_Rolla{FFFFFF}: (23) Hevar the type of nigga to save his tears in a jar to show his ex how much she hurt him

[23:38:29] {FFFFFF}TeaM_Hevar{FFFFFF}: (14) Ruff the kind of nigga to say thanks when his GPS tells him where to go

[23:38:31] {FFFFFF}[GSF]Ruff_Rolla{FFFFFF}: (23) Hevar the type of nigga to buy ice travel to the north pole to set it free

[23:38:58] {FFFFFF}TeaM_Hevar{FFFFFF}: (14) Ruff the type of nigga to close his eyes when he gets a drink from the water fountain.

[23:39:00] {FFFFFF}[GSF]Ruff_Rolla{FFFFFF}: (23) Hevar the type of Nigga to shower with clothes on

[23:39:20] {FFFFFF}TeaM_Hevar{FFFFFF}: (14) Ruff the type of niggah which click on the ''sharing button'' on pornhub and shares itl

[23:39:34] {FFFFFF}[GSF]Ruff_Rolla{FFFFFF}: (23) Hevar the type of nigga to sue a girl for taking his virginity

[23:40:12] {FFFFFF}TeaM_Hevar{FFFFFF}: (14) Ruff the type of nigga to lick the spoon upside down when he eating ice cream

[23:41:25] {FFFFFF}TeaM_Hevar{FFFFFF}: (14) Ruff the type of nigga to suck dick for bus money and then walk home

[23:41:32] {FFFFFF}[GSF]Ruff_Rolla{FFFFFF}: (23) Hevar the type of nigga to tatoo his dead hamsters name on his wrist

[23:42:18] {FFFFFF}TeaM_Hevar{FFFFFF}: (14) Ruff the type of nigga who doesn't turn into an emotional mess just because he's on his period

[23:42:24] {FFFFFF}[GSF]Ruff_Rolla{FFFFFF}: (23) Hevar the type of nigga to turn down the volume when your cat falls asleep

[23:43:32] {FFFFFF}[GSF]Ruff_Rolla{FFFFFF}: (23) Hevar the type of nigga to high five you with both hands and lock fingers

[23:43:33] {FFFFFF}[GSF]Ruff_Rolla{FFFFFF}: (23) Waiting

[23:44:27] {FFFFFF}TeaM_Hevar{FFFFFF}: (14)  Ruff the type of nigga to pull up at his homeboy's house with one motorcycle and two helmets

[23:44:28] {FFFFFF}[GSF]Ruff_Rolla{FFFFFF}: (23) Hevar the type of nigga to make eye contact through the crack of a bathroom stall

[23:45:20] {FFFFFF}TeaM_Hevar{FFFFFF}: (14) Ruff the type of nigga who likes cupcakes with no frosting because he thinks the cupcake is be

[23:45:43] {FFFFFF}[GSF]Ruff_Rolla{FFFFFF}: (23) Hevar the type of nigga to open the door for himself and say "Why Thank You".

[23:47:09] {FFFFFF}TeaM_Hevar{FFFFFF}: (14) Ruff the type of nigga to have a one night stand and save her number as ''the one who got away

[23:48:04] {FFFFFF}[GSF]Ruff_Rolla{FFFFFF}: (23) Hevaar the type of nigga to wear 2 condoms and still pay child support

[23:48:10] {FFFFFF}Rusty.{FFFFFF}: (21) damn ruff

[23:48:44] {FFFFFF}[GSF]Ruff_Rolla{FFFFFF}: (23) Hevar the type of nigga  to wait til midnight to wish you happy birthday on facebook

[23:49:03] {FFFFFF}[GSF]Ruff_Rolla{FFFFFF}: (23) Hevar the type of nigga to cry when his pokemon evolves because "You promised to never ch

[23:49:09] {FFFFFF}[GSF]Ruff_Rolla{FFFFFF}: (23) Change".

[23:50:08] {FFFFFF}[GSF]Ruff_Rolla{FFFFFF}: (23) Hevar the type of nigga to go down on his girl after cumming inside

[23:50:23] {FFFFFF}[GSF]Ruff_Rolla{FFFFFF}: (23) Hevar the type of nigga to go to the doctor when he has a broken heart

[23:50:38] {FFFFFF}TeaM_Hevar{FFFFFF}: (14) Ruff the type of nigga to slip a molly in a girl drink and take home without enjoying that.

[23:50:39] {FFFFFF}[GSF]Ruff_Rolla{FFFFFF}: (23) Hevar the type of nigga to hug a man when he is crying

[23:51:17] {FFFFFF}[GSF]Ruff_Rolla{FFFFFF}: (23) Hevar the type of nigga to buy slaves and let them out and tell them "Youre better than

[23:51:20] {FFFFFF}[GSF]Ruff_Rolla{FFFFFF}: (23) This"

[23:51:40] {FFFFFF}TeaM_Hevar{FFFFFF}: (14) Ruff type of guy who apologizes before making a move in a relationship

[23:51:51] {FFFFFF}[GSF]Ruff_Rolla{FFFFFF}: (23) Hevar the type of nigga to ask his parents can he watch porn

[23:53:02] {FFFFFF}TeaM_Hevar{FFFFFF}: (14) Ruff the type of nigga that comes out the shower with a towel on his head

[23:53:16] {FFFFFF}[GSF]Ruff_Rolla{FFFFFF}: (23) Hevar the type of nigga to count the petals to make sure his girl love him

[23:54:23] {FFFFFF}[GSF]Ruff_Rolla{FFFFFF}: (23) Hevar the type of nigga to sit on the toilet backwards

[23:54:53] {FFFFFF}TeaM_Hevar{FFFFFF}: (14) Ruff that type of nigga that facetime with his homies at 2 AM

[23:54:59] {FFFFFF}[GSF]Ruff_Rolla{FFFFFF}: (23) Hevar the type of nigga to steal his best friends girl then try get them back togetherw

[23:55:36] {FFFFFF}TeaM_Hevar{FFFFFF}: (14) Ruff that type of niggah which buying songs on Itunes

[23:56:43] {FFFFFF}[GSF]Ruff_Rolla{FFFFFF}: (23) Hevar the type of nigga to wave at you with both hands

[23:56:47] {FFFFFF}TeaM_Hevar{FFFFFF}: (14) Ruff the type of nigga to turn around when his girl get dressed.

[23:57:07] {FFFFFF}[GSF]Ruff_Rolla{FFFFFF}: (23) Hevar the type of nigga to write "you dont have to do this" on a 20 and give it to a stripper

[23:58:31] {FFFFFF}[GSF]Ruff_Rolla{FFFFFF}: (23) Hevar the type of nigga to say thank you after sex

[23:58:35] {FFFFFF}TeaM_Hevar{FFFFFF}: (14) Ruff the type of nigga to dip his toes in before getting into the pool 

[00:00:03] {FFFFFF}[GSF]Ruff_Rolla{FFFFFF}: (23) Hevar the type of nigga to watch ABC Family

Hevar getting completely destroyed by me today :P

[Stivi]

[23:01:21] {FFFFFF}TeaM_Hevar{FFFFFF}: (14) You're that type of nigga to sing the alphabet and cry when he got to X.?

[Hevar.]

haha pff

[TrotlDebilni]

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