[SA:MP] Funny Chat Logs

[Salmonella]

Reinstate him as Chief already 

[Stivi]

haha didnt find the 50kg in right pocket, right under teh combat shotgn, klasics cops

[TiMoN]

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[19:04:47] Max_Crawford(47) says (phone speaker): We decided to take the wise choice to leave, to avoid a bloodbath.
[19:05:06] Max_Crawford(47) says (phone speaker): And a continued war between USAA and FLA.
[19:06:03] Max_Crawford(47) says (phone speaker): We won't tell you how much members are in.
[19:06:12] Max_Crawford(47) says (phone speaker): But it's a lot more than you expect.
[19:06:45] Max_Crawford(47) says (phone speaker): And learn to count.
[19:06:49] Max_Crawford(47) says (phone speaker): That would be great.
[19:07:06] Max_Crawford(47) says (phone speaker): So you can count the bodybags of FLA members.
[19:07:11] The other participant disconnected the call.kekels my shekels

[Mikal]

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[19:04:47] Max_Crawford(47) says (phone speaker): We decided to take the wise choice to leave, to avoid a bloodbath.
[19:05:06] Max_Crawford(47) says (phone speaker): And a continued war between USAA and FLA.
[19:06:03] Max_Crawford(47) says (phone speaker): We won't tell you how much members are in.
[19:06:12] Max_Crawford(47) says (phone speaker): But it's a lot more than you expect.
[19:06:45] Max_Crawford(47) says (phone speaker): And learn to count.
[19:06:49] Max_Crawford(47) says (phone speaker): That would be great.
[19:07:06] Max_Crawford(47) says (phone speaker): So you can count the bodybags of FLA members.
[19:07:11] The other participant disconnected the call.kekels my shekels

[James]

They got crushed just after a hour.

[Rei]

That late night moment when a weird hacker appear
[03:04:00] {409FFF}=AV=Snake{FFFFFF}: (2) OhSir
[03:04:07] {FFFFFF}OhSir{FFFFFF}: (6) ?
[03:04:12] {409FFF}=AV=Snake{FFFFFF}: (2) want to teleport to players?
[03:04:12] {409FFF}=AV=Snake{FFFFFF}: (2) ?
[03:04:18] {FFFFFF}OhSir{FFFFFF}: (6) yes
[03:04:22] {409FFF}=AV=Snake{FFFFFF}: (2) type /q id10
[03:04:30] {FFFFFF}OhSir{FFFFFF}: (6) type /fuck you
[03:04:45] {409FFF}Shawn_Murphy{FFFFFF}: (10) hahahhahaha
 

[Ramo_Hawk]

[20:00:35] You have been invited to join "SWAT" by Julio_Sequera(62).
[20:00:47] You have joined the group "SWAT".
[20:00:52] Julio_Sequera(62) has changed your rank in "SWAT" to "Deputy Commander".
[20:00:53] [SWAT] [TCL]Gregory_Parker(4): {FFFFFF}hi sir deputy
[20:00:56] [SWAT] Ramo_Hawk(41): {FFFFFF}hahah
[20:00:58] [SWAT] [TCL]Gregory_Parker(4): {FFFFFF}fucking knew it haha
[20:00:58] Ramo_Hawk(41) law enforcement ranks:
[20:00:58] SAPD rank is: {FFFFFF}Officer
[20:00:58] SWAT rank is: {FFFFFF}Deputy Commander
[20:01:01] [SWAT] Julio_Sequera(62): {FFFFFF}ahahahahah
[20:01:09] [SWAT] Julio_Sequera(62): {FFFFFF}you must obey Ramo
[20:01:11] [SWAT] Ramo_Hawk(41): {FFFFFF}I own you now, Chester.
[20:01:15] [SWAT] [TCL]Gregory_Parker(4): {FFFFFF}no, fk ramo
[20:01:18] [SWAT] Chester_Campbell(14): {FFFFFF}You own nothing
[20:01:20] [SWAT] Chester_Campbell(14): {FFFFFF}I fire you
[20:01:25] [SWAT] Chester_Campbell(14): {FFFFFF}I have proofs of crimes
[20:01:29] [SWAT] Chester_Campbell(14): {FFFFFF}Phew, IA
[20:01:35] [SWAT] Chester_Campbell(14) was kicked from the group by Ramo_Hawk(41).
[20:01:38] [SWAT] Julio_Sequera(62): {FFFFFF}LOOOOOOOOOL
[20:01:39] [SWAT] Julio_Sequera(62): {FFFFFF}AHAHAHAHAHAH
[20:01:40] [SWAT] [TCL]Gregory_Parker(4): {FFFFFF}haha
[20:01:42] [SWAT] [TCL]Gregory_Parker(4): {FFFFFF}LOOL
[20:01:45] {FFFFFF}Julio_Sequera{FFFFFF}: (62) LOL
[20:01:48] {FFFFFF}[TCL]Gregory_Parker{FFFFFF}: (4) #rekt
[20:01:53] [oversight] Chester_Campbell(14) has left the group.

[Khm]

abusers

[Bruce.]

Where is Lionel when you need him.

[Endri]

That late night moment when a weird hacker appear
[03:04:00] {409FFF}=AV=Snake{FFFFFF}: (2) OhSir
[03:04:07] {FFFFFF}OhSir{FFFFFF}: (6) ?
[03:04:12] {409FFF}=AV=Snake{FFFFFF}: (2) want to teleport to players?
[03:04:12] {409FFF}=AV=Snake{FFFFFF}: (2) ?
[03:04:18] {FFFFFF}OhSir{FFFFFF}: (6) yes
[03:04:22] {409FFF}=AV=Snake{FFFFFF}: (2) type /q id10
[03:04:30] {FFFFFF}OhSir{FFFFFF}: (6) type /fuck you
[03:04:45] {409FFF}Shawn_Murphy{FFFFFF}: (10) hahahhahaha
 

[Ramo_Hawk]

/removed by Ramo Hawk.

[Luke]

Lmao ramo 

[Hevar.]

inb4 fired for abusing SAPD

[Liviu.]

[17:39:31] [Radio] SAPD Senior Officer Derek_Carter(16) FRANK: Just making sure he ain't going anywhere.
[17:39:47] [Radio] SAPD Recruit Frank_Ancelotti(21): you calling me sir?
[17:39:49] [Radio] SAPD Senior Officer Derek_Carter(16) FRANK: No.
[17:40:05] [Radio] SAPD Recruit Frank_Ancelotti(21): oh thats your callsign..

[Norrage]

Fragger88: (13) im doctor now
Fragger88: (13) i will give you aids
Fragger88: (13) when you sleep
[WS]PeteSforza: (45) Best job ever
[Rstar]Twenty: (49) :o
Serban_Collin: (19) lmao
Biggie_Smalls: (25) LMAO


I know I'm from Holland, but c'mon.

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