[SA:MP] Funny Chat Logs

[William Carter]

 

[Cyclone]

[23:17:38] brb washing my tooth with the special thing my dad gave me (Paul.(16))


[23:17:27] (HR)Peter_Builtwall(24) washes his scrotum in a puddle

[Cyclone]

I sold all my cars to buy a motorcycle. My budget was 90k. I did "/h Which is the best motorcycle that has a speed above 180 km/h?" Caster accepted the help request, and he is in love with Freeways.


PM to [TCL]Caster(9): RELEASE THE HELP REQUEST IF YOUR GOING TO SAY FREEWAY
PM from [TCL]Caster(9): Freeway
PM to [TCL]Caster(9): Hahahahah I knew that you would say Freeway because you own one
PM from [TCL]Caster(9): HAHAHHA
PM to [TCL]Caster(9): This goes on funny chat logs


Then bought an NRG-500.

[William Carter]

 

[Astaroth]

 

[Cyclone]

Was hanging around at ForzaAutos Showroom, I saw Bogo's turismo and actually thought if Bogomil bought and sold it back.
[22:55:55] You have entered a Turismo (Plate: {ffffff}KamiKaze{7ED2FC} ID: 17273). Owner: [TCL]Bogomil


[22:51:28] ADVERTISEMENT by JizzySforza (Phone: 128220)
[22:51:28] ADVERTISEMENT: [ForzaAutos]Turismo. A car to be proud of is out for sale with exclusive discount

[22:56:08] PM to JizzySforza(6): this is bogo's
[22:56:32] PM to JizzySforza(6): check
[22:57:15] PM from JizzySforza(6): LMAO for once i thought its our vehilce he forgot to change spwn.

[22:57:23] JizzySforza: (6) Bogomil ?
[22:57:26] [TCL]Bogomil: (14) yes
[22:57:42] JizzySforza: (6) Instead of giving out money on QUIZ why dont you change spawn of your turismo ? :P
[22:57:47] Logan_Smith: (25) OOOOOOOOOOOH
[22:57:50] Logan_Smith: (25) SHIT

[Hammer_]

What could be better then this?

[Hammer_]

[21:36:39] {FFFFFF}[TCL]Bogomil{FFFFFF}: (40) mario, dennis

[21:36:41] Refuelling started.

[21:36:42] {FFFFFF}[TCL]Bogomil{FFFFFF}: (40) idk

[21:36:44] {FFFFFF}Dennis_Soprano{FFFFFF}: (13) I gave you only 250K

[21:36:45] Krutoi_Corleone(11) has logged into the server from Latvia.

[21:36:45] {FFFFFF}Kenawa_Soprano{FFFFFF}: (0) lol

[21:36:46] {FFFFFF}[WS]AidenSforza{FFFFFF}: (38) he lost to Nobody_Soprano

[21:36:48] Join Argonath RPG Teamspeak! IP: 145.239.183.135, password: gondor

[21:36:49] {FFFFFF}TeaM_Hevar{FFFFFF}: (60) cost 500k

[21:36:50] Fuel tank is full.

[21:36:50] You have added 38 unit(s) of fuel to your vehicle for $38

[21:36:53] Rafe_Trapani(37) turns the engine of their NRG-500 on.

[21:36:56] {FFFFFF}=AV=Ben_Blake{FFFFFF}: (30) hmm

[21:36:59] ADVERTISEMENT by BorisSforza (Phone: 756941)

[21:36:59] ADVERTISEMENT: The Sforza Russianroulette is up! Make your way to the Sforza bar at City Hall to enjoy good music, and life...

[21:37:12] {FFFFFF}TeaM_Hevar{FFFFFF}: (60) ^see Sforza understand Soviet union

[21:37:15] Your notoriety rank is Professional (5,500)

[21:37:23] Players with this name: {FFFFFF}Bennzy_Trapani(5)

[21:37:26] {FFFFFF}[TCL]Bogomil{FFFFFF}: (40) illegal ad

[21:37:28] PM to Bennzy_Trapani(5): I need   

[21:37:30] ADVERTISEMENT: Selling 48 Math equipment{FFA500}, contact Roel_Soprano(Phone: 103940)

[21:37:36] PM to Bennzy_Trapani(5): Meth to sell 

[21:37:39] {FFFFFF}[TCL]Bogomil{FFFFFF}: (40) dude srsly ban those ppl^

[21:37:42] Michael_Wu(47) has logged into the server.

[21:37:45] You have entered a NRG-500 (Plate: ERKQYMJ{7ED2FC} ID: 17794). Owner: Assasin (Group)

[21:37:47] {FFFFFF}=AV=Ben_Blake{FFFFFF}: (30) yessir

[21:37:52] {FFFFFF}=AV=Ben_Blake{FFFFFF}: (30)  /srsban

[Julio.]

[18:48:22] {FFFFFF}=AV=Ben_Blake{FFFFFF}: (4) did /q instead of /kill, but just a minor blip

[Sawyer]

PM from Jay_Dalton: you available for RP?
PM from Jay_Dalton: let's go to bayside
PM to Jay_Dalton: You an applicant?
PM from Jay_Dalton: Yes.
*arrival to Bayside*
PM to Jay_Dalton: Alright this is your chance to shine.
[TCL]Rami says: So what brings you to Bayside Mr. Dalton?
PM from Jay_Dalton: hmmmmm
PM from Jay_Dalton: what to say?
PM to Jay_Dalton: I don't know, be creative..
Jay_Dalton says: to be creative
Jay_Dalton winks
[TCL]Caster says: XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
PM to Jay_Dalton: dude..

@William Carter

[adam_malik]

PM from Jay_Dalton: you available for RP?
PM from Jay_Dalton: let's go to bayside
PM to Jay_Dalton: You an applicant?
PM from Jay_Dalton: Yes.
*arrival to Bayside*
PM to Jay_Dalton: Alright this is your chance to shine.
[TCL]Rami says: So what brings you to Bayside Mr. Dalton?
PM from Jay_Dalton: hmmmmm
PM from Jay_Dalton: what to say?
PM to Jay_Dalton: I don't know, be creative..
Jay_Dalton says: to be creative
Jay_Dalton winks
[TCL]Caster says: XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
PM to Jay_Dalton: dude..

@William Carter

Lets do this later Charles? XD

[William Carter]

PM from Jay_Dalton: you available for RP?
PM from Jay_Dalton: let's go to bayside
PM to Jay_Dalton: You an applicant?
PM from Jay_Dalton: Yes.
*arrival to Bayside*
PM to Jay_Dalton: Alright this is your chance to shine.
[TCL]Rami says: So what brings you to Bayside Mr. Dalton?
PM from Jay_Dalton: hmmmmm
PM from Jay_Dalton: what to say?
PM to Jay_Dalton: I don't know, be creative..
Jay_Dalton says: to be creative
Jay_Dalton winks
[TCL]Caster says: XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
PM to Jay_Dalton: dude..

@William Carter

[JackDockz]

PM from Jay_Dalton: you available for RP?
PM from Jay_Dalton: let's go to bayside
PM to Jay_Dalton: You an applicant?
PM from Jay_Dalton: Yes.
*arrival to Bayside*
PM to Jay_Dalton: Alright this is your chance to shine.
[TCL]Rami says: So what brings you to Bayside Mr. Dalton?
PM from Jay_Dalton: hmmmmm
PM from Jay_Dalton: what to say?
PM to Jay_Dalton: I don't know, be creative..
Jay_Dalton says: to be creative
Jay_Dalton winks
[TCL]Caster says: XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
PM to Jay_Dalton: dude..

@William Carter

xD

[Bruce.]

PM from Jay_Dalton: you available for RP?
PM from Jay_Dalton: let's go to bayside
PM to Jay_Dalton: You an applicant?
PM from Jay_Dalton: Yes.
*arrival to Bayside*
PM to Jay_Dalton: Alright this is your chance to shine.
[TCL]Rami says: So what brings you to Bayside Mr. Dalton?
PM from Jay_Dalton: hmmmmm
PM from Jay_Dalton: what to say?
PM to Jay_Dalton: I don't know, be creative..
Jay_Dalton says: to be creative
Jay_Dalton winks
[TCL]Caster says: XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
PM to Jay_Dalton: dude..

You gotta stop raping people in bayside!!!!! JESUS

[Hammer_]

[01:54:29] [SFDS] Samuel_Trapani(17): {FFFFFF}Nope?

[01:54:35] [SFDS] [TCL]Caster(22): {FFFFFF}dont idiot.

[01:54:36] [SFDS] Gruia_Collin(16) has changed the rank of Mazen_Gvardia(42) to "Mazen\'s son".

[01:54:38] [SFDS] Gruia_Collin(16): {FFFFFF}LMAO

[01:54:41] [SFDS] Gruia_Collin(16): {FFFFFF}MAZEN IS MAZEN'S SON

[01:54:44] [SFDS] Gruia_Collin(16): {FFFFFF}LOOOOOL

[01:54:53] [SFDS] Samuel_Trapani(17): {FFFFFF}HAHAHAAHAHAAH

[01:55:03] [SFDS] Samuel_Trapani(17): {FFFFFF}This is gonna go in funny chatlogs

[01:55:15] [SFDS] Samuel_Trapani(17): {FFFFFF}HAHAHAAHAHA