[SA:MP] Funny Chat Logs

[JDC]

* JDCdesigns sees the future

Aragorn: /tai
Be careful when banning!



Peace Tai and RON, love you both :P

[SeanC]

* JDCdesigns sees the future

Aragorn: /tai
Be careful when banning!



Peace Tai and RON, love you both :P

Can you see my future on what will happen to me? :O.

[Omri]

This one is quite old, and therefor I do not remember when I had this but I recently found a screenshot that says:

[ALS]Omri: Hi
NGG: R
[MS13]Darijo: unsus me plz
Trix: Speaker are you typing with one hand?
Trix: You are making mistakes lol
Sickness: His other hand is busy

[Kitsune]

[AV]JDC_Kolta: This woman needs some CPR bad.
Freecop1: Hmm, she'll need mouth-to-mouth.
Freecop2: You do it!
[AV]JDC_Kolta: No, you do it!
Freecop1: Wait, I have an idea. *ding*
[AV]JDC_Kolta: What idea? :0
Freecop1: Okay, now jam the bike pump into her mouth.
Freecop2: What if she explodes?
Freecop1: That would be AWESOME!
[AV]JDC_Kolta: omg...

Freecop1, what a legend.

[Traser]

Funny moment when me and Mawi went on patroll

[AV]Traser(9) takes of bird that i drove over
[ALS]Mawi_Izumi(3) (( lol ))
[AV]Traser(9) lays it down
[ALS]Mawi_Izumi(3) (( ROFL ))
[AV]Traser(9) puts down -|- sign
[AV]Traser(9) says: rest in peace bird
[ALS]Mawi_Izumi(3) Salutes bird
[AV]Traser(9) kicks bird and runs away

Picture.


Edit : Rofl, need to put my money in the bank :P

[SeanC]

Haha lol that was a nice 1 Traser :razz:.

[Tovenaarke]

Loool!! good one!!

[SeanC]

If I know you have that much money I would rob you already hehe jks and lol I did / me saluts bird .

[greekmike]

You already post this on the old havent you?Oh well lol.. I sometimes say Ohai too .

well i did, but no one saw it xD

[Bianconeri]

lol i was on when that happened traser
as u can see since im on the picture talking in main,

you also told you kicked the bird on police radio 
bad cop

and lol you burried him under pavement?

[Traser]

lol i was on when that happened traser
as u can see since im on the picture talking in main,

you also told you kicked the bird on police radio 
bad cop

and lol you burried him under pavement?

yeah :P.. I made a whole with my hands "Magic hands"

[SeanC]

Traser kick the R.I.P bird and its disapear to the sidewalk .

[DRCharlie]

[WS]Charlie are you a new player here? (([AV]Chyllson))
[WS]Charlie kick or ban? (([AV]Chyllson))
[WS]Charlie: Hmm if i throw 3 then kick, if 6 then ban and if i throw anything else then only a warn.
[WS]Charlie tries his luck and throws his dice (6).
[WS]Charlie: NOOOOO!!!!!
 . . .
Server closed connection.

[[I did not get banned, but this really happened. I only got kicked, well it was only testing on RS4.]]

[cumbia_chorra]

DooM_Gvardia: (2) ID 0 Stop Pm me ''I will rape your family with a rusty spoon'' ok?

It sound funny atm

[spartan1178]

[WS]Andy(XX) says: Open this truck.
Spartan_Gvardia(XX) says: Err, ok officer.
Spartan_Gvardia opens the truck door.
Spartan_Gvardia sees multiple metallic crates labelled "RADIOACTIVE - CAUTION"
[WS]Andy(XX) says: What are we transporting here?
Spartan_Gvardia(XX) says: Err. . . . . . Uranium Ore.
[WS]Andy(XX) says: Hmm, open one.
Spartan_Gvardia(XX) says: But officer, its radioactive.
[WS]Andy(XX) says: Just open it.
Spartan_Gvardia(XX) says: Ok officer. . . . .
Spartan_Gvardia injects himself with something.
Spartan_Gvardia grabs keys from pocket.
SPartan_Gvardia unlocks a crate revealing tubes containing Uranium bars.
[WS]Andy grabs one of the bars and examines it closer.
[WS]Andy(XX) says: ((Anything, drugs?))
Spartan_Gvardia(XX) says: ((Nope, just pure radioactive Uranium))
[WS]Andy(XX) says: Ok, your clean, but. . .
[WS]Andy(XX) says: Im gonna have to fine you $104 for speeding.
Spartan_Gvardia(XX) says: Ohh ok.
*Long RP of Ticketing
[WS]Andy(XX) says: Ok have a nice day.
*Moments Later
Spartan_Gvardia (XX): Andy, lol next time when someone has crates that are labelled RADIOACTIVE don't open them unless you want to die XD.
[WS]Andy (XX): But I was curious. . . .




Lol he pulls me over, finds RADIOACTIVE MATERIALS and fines me for. . . . . speeding. Whats worse he exposed himself to Uranium because he was "curious" lol, I think the ARPD need some new protocols as I have been transporting Uranium for some time now, and don't intend to stop!