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Reply #120 on: April 16, 2009, 03:01:51 am
Quote from: Hogert on April 15, 2009, 10:28:07 pm
Today i was chasing a suspect with httrrr (or something like that) and he started to use megaphone and saying hilarious things like:

SURRENDER OR WE WILL TROW BANANAS AT YOU!!!!
SURRENDER OR WE WILL TROW BANANAS AT YOU OR EVEN PINEAPLES!!!

xD it was very fun until htttrr crashed and the suspect falled and died Lol.

LoL nice One xD



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Reply #121 on: April 16, 2009, 11:48:38 am
Few days ago

Me: /AREA 49
'kostasfeg is inside your stomach, tierra robada'

NOOOOO

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Reply #122 on: April 16, 2009, 05:03:40 pm
Quote from: JDCdesigns on April 16, 2009, 11:48:38 am
Few days ago

Me: /AREA 49
'kostasfeg is inside your stomach, tierra robada'

NOOOOO

 :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

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Reply #123 on: April 17, 2009, 08:36:13 pm
Bye all see ya tomorow
id 12 BB
Icy See ya
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icy: its morning jet?
 :lol: :rofl:   
i fast died from laught

:hurray: :banana: :hah: :rofl: :lol:



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Reply #124 on: April 17, 2009, 08:43:01 pm
It made me laugh.

And it was not about the joke :lol:

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Reply #125 on: April 17, 2009, 09:04:01 pm
I can't remember the name , sorry I think its fastestheroxiamx . But i bet everyone will remember it =D


fastestheroxiamx : Cops can you please leave from weed field so i can grow some weed
3-4 minutes later
fastestheroxiamx: Omg cops saw my weed ! help me !
1-2 Hours later .
fastestheroxiamx : Cops can you help me someone steal my weed !

I like this guy , he is making laugh me =D


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Reply #126 on: April 17, 2009, 09:23:28 pm
Quote from: RPG_Police on April 17, 2009, 08:36:13 pm
Bye all see ya tomorow
id 12 BB
Icy See ya
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icy: its morning jet?
 :lol: :rofl:   
i fast died from laught

:hurray: :banana: :hah: :rofl: :lol:



lol  :lol:

Quote from: BlackEagle on April 17, 2009, 09:04:01 pm
I can't remember the name , sorry I think its fastestheroxiamx . But i bet everyone will remember it =D


fastestheroxiamx : Cops can you please leave from weed field so i can grow some weed
3-4 minutes later
fastestheroxiamx: Omg cops saw my weed ! help me !
1-2 Hours later .
fastestheroxiamx : Cops can you help me someone steal my weed !

I like this guy , he is making laugh me =D

haha, I like this guy xD  :hurray:

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Reply #127 on: April 18, 2009, 03:51:55 am
lol yep that guy was talking to me and deejay..he was like "hey guys can you leave.."
"omg they saw my weed"
"stop chasing me and i'll give you some weed!"
..was funny


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Reply #128 on: April 18, 2009, 07:36:47 am
Quote from: Giacjr on April 18, 2009, 03:51:55 am
lol yep that guy was talking to me and deejay..he was like "hey guys can you leave.."
"omg they saw my weed"
"stop chasing me and i'll give you some weed!"
..was funny
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Reply #129 on: April 18, 2009, 11:45:52 am
Quote from: BlackEagle on April 17, 2009, 09:04:01 pm
I can't remember the name , sorry I think its fastestheroxiamx . But i bet everyone will remember it =D


fastestheroxiamx : Cops can you please leave from weed field so i can grow some weed
3-4 minutes later
fastestheroxiamx: Omg cops saw my weed ! help me !
1-2 Hours later .
fastestheroxiamx : Cops can you help me someone steal my weed !

I like this guy , he is making laugh me =D

Yeah lol i remeber him  :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

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Reply #130 on: April 18, 2009, 12:44:09 pm
Luke_Stracci(19) has joined the server
Luke_Stracci: (19) fucking hello
Luke_Stracci: (19) fucking hell*
[TCL]Twenty: (20) lol
GiacJr: (47) fucking hey
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[AV]Hess: (2) lol
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Reply #131 on: April 18, 2009, 01:22:56 pm
grzesiek3090 was banned by Mumin(4) for A flying Grzsiek! :O Flyhacks
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HQ: All Units APB: Reporter: [RI]Mario_Rinna check out and suspect if needed
HQ: Possible crime: I want to surrender, Suspect: Unknown
FAILURE: [RI]Mario_Rinna has escaped and is no longer wanted

[ALS]Mawi: gimli got demed..
[ALS]Mawi: dmed*
Gimli: by Casio..
Gimli: (x)casio

Youssri_Krap: The Sunshine hurts my computer
MalcolmSvensson: Vampire computer?

[AVt]NexxtHarris: exit
[AVt]NexxtHarris: .exit
[AVt]NexxtHarris: 7exit
[AVt]NexxtHarris: JESUS


Dropped ID's and most of the colors, as they're unrelevant.


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Reply #132 on: April 18, 2009, 01:28:18 pm
Quote from: 9r2e5i3k on April 18, 2009, 01:22:56 pm
grzesiek3090 was banned by Mumin(4) for A flying Grzsiek! :O Flyhacks
[AV]Grzesiek: D:

HQ: All Units APB: Reporter: [RI]Mario_Rinna check out and suspect if needed
HQ: Possible crime: I want to surrender, Suspect: Unknown
FAILURE: [RI]Mario_Rinna has escaped and is no longer wanted

[ALS]Mawi: gimli got demed..
[ALS]Mawi: dmed*
Gimli: by Casio..
Gimli: (x)casio

Youssri_Krap: The Sunshine hurts my computer
MalcolmSvensson: Vampire computer?

[AVt]NexxtHarris: exit
[AVt]NexxtHarris: .exit
[AVt]NexxtHarris: 7exit
[AVt]NexxtHarris: JESUS


Dropped ID's and most of the colors, as they're unrelevant.

lol nice little collection and fail nexxt!  :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Quote from: Gandalf on April 05, 2010, 12:28:15 pm
The /ad was created in order to give players a possibility to advertise.
As a result advertising in main chat is not permitted.
If you can't accept your actions in the past, then you can't accept your actions in the future
PM is not a unban section! Wait for a manager to look at your topic.

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Reply #133 on: April 18, 2009, 02:02:12 pm
Quote from: battle on April 18, 2009, 01:28:18 pm
lol nice little collection and fail nexxt!  :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
yeah it was funny than he abused me also i find it better when he did this 1 hour long typing .exit 7exit exit..... :poke:


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Reply #134 on: April 18, 2009, 02:40:30 pm
Quote from: 9r2e5i3k on April 18, 2009, 01:22:56 pm
grzesiek3090 was banned by Mumin(4) for A flying Grzsiek! :O Flyhacks
[AV]Grzesiek: D:

HQ: All Units APB: Reporter: [RI]Mario_Rinna check out and suspect if needed
HQ: Possible crime: I want to surrender, Suspect: Unknown
FAILURE: [RI]Mario_Rinna has escaped and is no longer wanted

[ALS]Mawi: gimli got demed..
[ALS]Mawi: dmed*
Gimli: by Casio..
Gimli: (x)casio

Youssri_Krap: The Sunshine hurts my computer
MalcolmSvensson: Vampire computer?

[AVt]NexxtHarris: exit
[AVt]NexxtHarris: .exit
[AVt]NexxtHarris: 7exit
[AVt]NexxtHarris: JESUS


Dropped ID's and most of the colors, as they're unrelevant.
Nice collection..
About that call from me.. Well, suspects got nothing to do in the last two minutes..  :rofl:


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