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Offline Otavio_Folha

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Reply #300 on: May 07, 2009, 04:18:07 am
Catzu(31): I don't CHEATING!
Catzu(31): I SWEAT


(a 911 call)
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Reply #301 on: May 07, 2009, 04:52:21 am
Quote from: Otavio_Folha on May 07, 2009, 04:18:07 am
Catzu(31): I don't CHEATING!
Catzu(31): I SWEAT


(a 911 call)
HQ: All Units APB: Reporter: Kejuan_Muchita check out and suspect if needed
HQ: Possible crime: I NEED HELP, ALIENS TRYIN' TO GET ME, I AM TRIPPIN' BALLS, HELP ME DAMN IT

:lol:

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Reply #302 on: May 07, 2009, 11:46:42 am
Quote from: Otavio_Folha on May 07, 2009, 04:18:07 am
Catzu(31): I don't CHEATING!
Catzu(31): I SWEAT


(a 911 call)
HQ: All Units APB: Reporter: Kejuan_Muchita check out and suspect if needed
HQ: Possible crime: I NEED HELP, ALIENS TRYIN' TO GET ME, I AM TRIPPIN' BALLS, HELP ME DAMN IT


 :rofl: :lol:

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Reply #303 on: May 07, 2009, 12:20:23 pm
Quote from: Otavio_Folha on May 07, 2009, 04:18:07 am
Catzu(31): I don't CHEATING!
Catzu(31): I SWEAT


(a 911 call)
HQ: All Units APB: Reporter: Kejuan_Muchita check out and suspect if needed
HQ: Possible crime: I NEED HELP, ALIENS TRYIN' TO GET ME, I AM TRIPPIN' BALLS, HELP ME DAMN IT


UFO stole my car too  :(

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Reply #304 on: May 07, 2009, 01:43:12 pm
Quote from: Otavio_Folha on May 07, 2009, 04:18:07 am
(a 911 call)
HQ: All Units APB: Reporter: Kejuan_Muchita check out and suspect if needed
HQ: Possible crime: I NEED HELP, ALIENS TRYIN' TO GET ME, I AM TRIPPIN' BALLS, HELP ME DAMN IT

I would probably arrest that man for prank call for that  :cop:


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Reply #305 on: May 07, 2009, 03:07:47 pm
Wash_Corleone: i'm joining FBI
Tommy_Corleone: He'll be a window washer for FBI HQ

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Reply #306 on: May 07, 2009, 03:25:40 pm
Quote from: pixy on May 07, 2009, 01:43:12 pm
I would probably arrest that man for prank call for that  :cop:

More like illicit drug usage..


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Reply #307 on: May 07, 2009, 04:09:13 pm
Quote from: 9r2e5i3k on May 07, 2009, 03:07:47 pm
You entered a Rancher(287), owner: Catzu
Catzu has joined the server

I don't see anything funny in here...


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Reply #308 on: May 07, 2009, 04:42:31 pm
Quote from: Altair_Carter on May 07, 2009, 04:09:13 pm
Bert_Karlsson(5): I still have hungry puppies and kittens and old farths without teeth (Tip: /wire 5 100000000)

That's horrible D:

Quote from: 9r2e5i3k on May 07, 2009, 03:07:47 pm
Wash_Corleone: i'm joining FBI
Tommy_Corleone: He'll be a window washer for FBI HQ

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Catzu has joined the server

lol  :lol:

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Reply #309 on: May 07, 2009, 05:05:45 pm
Quote from: Altair_Carter on May 07, 2009, 04:09:13 pm
I don't see anything funny in here...
The coincidence... how often does the owner of a car enter the server when you enter his car?


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Reply #310 on: May 07, 2009, 05:11:12 pm
Quote from: 9r2e5i3k on May 07, 2009, 03:07:47 pm
Wash_Corleone: i'm joining FBI
Tommy_Corleone: He'll be a window washer for FBI HQ
Whahaa  :lol:


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Reply #311 on: May 07, 2009, 05:19:55 pm
Quote from: 9r2e5i3k on May 07, 2009, 05:05:45 pm
The coincidence... how often does the owner of a car enter the server when you enter his car?
Believe me, that happened HELL OF A LOT times with me.... Or maybe it's because i saw it regularry it's not funny anymore. Whatever.

http://argonathrpg.eu/forum/index.php?topic=46601.0
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Reply #312 on: May 07, 2009, 10:04:06 pm
A newb at weedfield:

[TCL]Twenty: why are you at this weedfield?
[TCL]Twenty: well?
newb: i came here to test if i can grow weed..

I laught xD


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Reply #313 on: May 07, 2009, 10:07:47 pm
Quote from: Twenty on May 07, 2009, 10:04:06 pm
A newb at weedfield:

[TCL]Twenty: why are you at this weedfield?
[TCL]Twenty: well?
newb: i came here to test if i can grow weed..

I laught xD

Lmao :D I think it was funny for you bcs u was FBI :D


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Reply #314 on: May 08, 2009, 04:37:36 am
Quote from: Twenty on May 07, 2009, 10:04:06 pm
A newb at weedfield:

[TCL]Twenty: why are you at this weedfield?
[TCL]Twenty: well?
newb: i came here to test if i can grow weed..

I laught xD
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