[SA:MP] Funny Chat Logs

[SeanC]

.. Epic Fail..

[TCL]Twenty: (3) bb
[TCL]Twenty: (3) bbr
[TCL]Twenty: (3) BRB*\
[TCL]Twenty: (3) Brb***
[TCL]Twenty: (3) Omgh
[TCL]Twenty: (3) Omfg****
Hell_Gvardia: (8) fail
[TCL]Twenty: (3) =(
[WS]Salmonella: (21) combo fail

I fail alot..

[Marting_Riggs]

it would of been funnier if jeffery kicked you 

[9r2e5i3k]

Bert_Karlsson: mother fucking pig
Bert_Karlsson: ping*

Pilot [Rstar]CBFasi: flight 9775-10 requesting taxi clearance to runway ls south, Over.
ATC Al_Fathead: This is ATC, We calling on Taxi right now, Wait 2 min, Over.

[BKP]

Bert_Karlsson: mother f**king pig
Bert_Karlsson: ping*

Bert Karlsson eats banana now

[James_Alterlis]

Pilot [TCL]Twenty: Request permission taking off from LVAP, Over.
ATC [TCL]Twenty: Permission granted, Over.
Pilot [TCL]Twenty: Copy, Over.

 :trust:

[Nico_Stracci]

Luke_Stracci(19) has joined the server
Luke_Stracci: (19) f**king hello
Luke_Stracci: (19) f**king hell*
[TCL]Twenty: (20) lol
GiacJr: (47) f**king hey
[WS]Charlie: (44) Hello
[AV]Hess: (2) lol
[ALS]Henry: (36) lol
[ALS]Mawi: (31) Hellow
[WS]Charlie: (44) lol
*More lols etc.*

[Nico_Stracci]

i have here some funny fail pm from nexxt it is translated to english IG it was in dutch

[AV]Nexxt: .pm 22 he, stupid hospital - did i get a tube in my ass!!! :S
Chao_Ling: fail
[WS]Smey: OMG Nexxt

[VeLuX]

Bert_Karlsson: mother f**king pig
Bert_Karlsson: ping*

Haaaaaah  :hurray:

[VeLuX]

Pilot [TCL]Twenty: Request permission taking off from LVAP, Over.
ATC [TCL]Twenty: Permission granted, Over.
Pilot [TCL]Twenty: Copy, Over.

 :trust:

Lol Twenty :P

[Unmountable]

Oh lol

[Nexxt]

i have here some funny fail pm from nexxt it is translated to english IG it was in dutch

[AV]Nexxt: .pm 22 he, stupid hospital - did i get a tube in my ass!!! :S
Chao_Ling: fail
[WS]Smey: OMG Nexxt

Noo .
That was about a intestinal investigation.
I have eat something wrong and that gave me problems with poo (dont laugh:P)
And that's why I had to do that.

Btw, it was a not just telling.
It was to a guy who knew that I was going to hospital for that.
And in the hospital, they putted in a tube with a camera.

Nothing was wrong, I just at the less fat that my poo wont come out :P.
NOthing special with me btw.

[GeeWizz]

Sweet_Thing:(4) If you don't pull over and surrender, I'm going to report you for evading, and you'll be banned.

[spartan1178]

I bring some new ones, all recent.


[AV]Matthew: (XX)  louis' fat ass weighed me down
Louis_Keyl: (XX) :(


[USNG]Sam: (XX) hey u guys want to see something cool ?
Bert_Karlsson: (XX) no.
[USNG]Sam: (XX) omg fine be like that
[GPU]Spartan: (XX) lol


Player [AV]Vince(XX) vehicle Health = 0/100


Bert_Karlsson(XX) shouts: bad boy!!
[Rstar]Pancher(XX) shouts: wohooo!!
[TCL]JaMeS_Alter(XX) ?
Bert_Karlsson(XX) shouts: woo!!
[TCL]JaMeS_Alter(XX) ...
[Rstar]Pancher(XX) shouts: wooohoooooo!!


A few minutes before. . . .


Bert_Karlsson(XX) shouts: you've been a bad boy!!
[Rstar]Pancher(XX) shouts: spank harder!!
Bert_Karlsson(XX) shouts: im gonna punish you!!
[Rstar]Pancher(XX) shouts: make it come, ashhhhhhhhhhhh!!
[Rstar]Pancher(XX) shouts: brutality!!


FAT_BOY: (XX) I'M A FAT BOY
TeddyBoyz: (XX) lol
[CFA]Spartan: (XX) Wow
[AV]Vice911: (XX) omg.. run
[RIo]Francis: (XX) Is it obvious?

[9r2e5i3k]

[USNG]Sam: (XX) hey u guys want to see something cool ?
Bert_Karlsson: (XX) no.
[USNG]Sam: (XX) omg fine be like that

This one is funny


BTW people, if you don't know the players' IDs... just don't write them. Usually they're not needed for a funny chat log to be funny.

[MikeUK]

[Z]Mike(16) you are suspected by officer HALIBABA(23) for 15.

[Z]Mike: (16) I have been abused! Unsuspect me please.

You are no longer suspected.

HALIBABA: (23) Dont hac i /su ed you now i have kill you

[Z]Mike(16) you are suspected by officer HALIBABA(23) for not wanted hacs

[Z]Mike: (16) Once again, abused.

You are no longer suspected.

A few hours later I was trapped in a car under the map.

/helpmeup

[Z]Mike(16) you are suspected by officer HALIBABA(23) for jump hac teleport hac KILL HIM.