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Offline Zaila

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Reply #375 on: May 14, 2009, 11:17:57 am
Quote from: MikeUK on May 14, 2009, 11:05:22 am
[Z]Mike(16) you are suspected by officer HALIBABA(23) for 15.

[Z]Mike: (16) I have been abused! Unsuspect me please.

You are no longer suspected.

HALIBABA: (23) Dont hac i /su ed you now i have kill you

[Z]Mike(16) you are suspected by officer HALIBABA(23) for not wanted hacs

[Z]Mike: (16) Once again, abused.

You are no longer suspected.

A few hours later I was trapped in a car under the map.

/helpmeup

[Z]Mike(16) you are suspected by officer HALIBABA(23) for jump hac teleport hac KILL HIM.

haha lol :rofl:


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Reply #376 on: May 14, 2009, 11:24:25 am
Quote from: MikeUK on May 14, 2009, 11:05:22 am
/helpmeup

[Z]Mike(16) you are suspected by officer HALIBABA(23) for jump hac teleport hac KILL HIM.

I lol'ed at the last one!  :rofl:

I would've cop banned that Halibaba guy if I could  :cop:



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Reply #377 on: May 14, 2009, 12:08:27 pm
lawl I saw that  :banana:

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Reply #378 on: May 14, 2009, 12:16:15 pm

Quote from: 9r2e5i3k on May 13, 2009, 12:16:48 am
Pilot [Rstar]CBFasi: flight 9775-10 requesting taxi clearance to runway ls south, Over.
ATC Al_Fathead: This is ATC, We calling on Taxi right now, Wait 2 min, Over.


Well, I didn't saw "Clearance" :P and I was a bit busy that time too...


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Reply #379 on: May 14, 2009, 02:11:32 pm
Wonder why Halilbaba wont get his Captain rank.


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Reply #380 on: May 14, 2009, 02:59:53 pm
Quote from: spartan1178 on May 14, 2009, 05:52:03 am
I bring some new ones, all recent.

A lot of text here

And don't forget about the next things: This hapened in front of LSPD.
And i was sent to mordor because i couldn't explain what hapened to captain Jay ( weird keyboard)




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Reply #381 on: May 14, 2009, 04:59:11 pm
Quote from: MikeUK on May 14, 2009, 11:05:22 am
[Z]Mike(16) you are suspected by officer HALIBABA(23) for 15.

[Z]Mike: (16) I have been abused! Unsuspect me please.

You are no longer suspected.

HALIBABA: (23) Dont hac i /su ed you now i have kill you

[Z]Mike(16) you are suspected by officer HALIBABA(23) for not wanted hacs

[Z]Mike: (16) Once again, abused.

You are no longer suspected.

A few hours later I was trapped in a car under the map.

/helpmeup

[Z]Mike(16) you are suspected by officer HALIBABA(23) for jump hac teleport hac KILL HIM.

LoL :rofl: :rofl:



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Jesus has cured one blind man, but blinded millions of others.

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Reply #382 on: May 15, 2009, 05:50:44 am
Quote from: 9r2e5i3k on May 14, 2009, 07:27:26 am
BTW people, if you don't know the players' IDs... just don't write them. Usually they're not needed for a funny chat log to be funny.


I know there ID's, but I choose to omit them.

I used to be =AV=Spartan and I did stuff. Then life happened and I stopped doing stuff. Now I do some stuff I guess.

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Reply #383 on: May 15, 2009, 08:24:18 am
Quote from: MikeUK on May 14, 2009, 11:05:22 am
[Z]Mike(16) you are suspected by officer HALIBABA(23) for 15.

[Z]Mike: (16) I have been abused! Unsuspect me please.

You are no longer suspected.

HALIBABA: (23) Dont hac i /su ed you now i have kill you

[Z]Mike(16) you are suspected by officer HALIBABA(23) for not wanted hacs

[Z]Mike: (16) Once again, abused.

You are no longer suspected.

A few hours later I was trapped in a car under the map.

LOL  :rofl: :rofl:

/helpmeup

[Z]Mike(16) you are suspected by officer HALIBABA(23) for jump hac teleport hac KILL HIM.

Quote from: Gandalf on April 05, 2010, 12:28:15 pm
The /ad was created in order to give players a possibility to advertise.
As a result advertising in main chat is not permitted.
If you can't accept your actions in the past, then you can't accept your actions in the future
PM is not a unban section! Wait for a manager to look at your topic.

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Reply #384 on: May 15, 2009, 12:15:13 pm
Quote from: spartan1178 on May 14, 2009, 05:52:03 am
I bring some new ones, all recent.


[USNG]Sam: (XX) hey u guys want to see something cool ?
Bert_Karlsson: (XX) no.
[USNG]Sam: (XX) omg fine be like that
[GPU]Spartan: (XX) lol



Haaah this one is very funny too



Quote from: Gandalf on February 28, 2010, 05:15:53 pm
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Reply #385 on: May 15, 2009, 02:12:10 pm
Quote from: MikeUK on May 14, 2009, 11:05:22 am
[Z]Mike(16) you are suspected by officer HALIBABA(23) for 15.

[Z]Mike: (16) I have been abused! Unsuspect me please.

You are no longer suspected.

HALIBABA: (23) Dont hac i /su ed you now i have kill you

[Z]Mike(16) you are suspected by officer HALIBABA(23) for not wanted hacs

[Z]Mike: (16) Once again, abused.

You are no longer suspected.

A few hours later I was trapped in a car under the map.

/helpmeup

[Z]Mike(16) you are suspected by officer HALIBABA(23) for jump hac teleport hac KILL HIM.
:lol:

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Reply #386 on: May 16, 2009, 01:23:36 am
Sabugo was very funny this evening  :lol:.

DanielNM: (27) how to get normal skin
Sabugo: (33) to get normal skin. dont be exposed to UV rays for a long time



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Reply #387 on: May 16, 2009, 08:49:19 am
Quote from: Dave_Newton on May 16, 2009, 01:23:36 am
Sabugo was very funny this evening  :lol:.

DanielNM: (27) how to get normal skin
Sabugo: (33) to get normal skin. dont be exposed to UV rays for a long time

DanielNM was a freecop, I just didn't find the freecop's color.
It's light-blue, but we don't have it, so i've put it as cyan.
That loked a bit funny

http://argonathrpg.eu/forum/index.php?topic=46601.0
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DONT PRESSURE ME IM RETARED
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The entire reason we have Hydra/Hunter on the server is because cops don't know how to work together. Sadly

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Reply #388 on: May 16, 2009, 09:19:55 am
Quote from: Dave_Newton on May 16, 2009, 01:23:36 am
Sabugo was very funny this evening  :lol:.

DanielNM: (27) how to get normal skin
Sabugo: (33) to get normal skin. dont be exposed to UV rays for a long time

DanielNM was a freecop, I just didn't find the freecop's color.
:lol:

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Reply #389 on: May 16, 2009, 09:24:01 am
Quote from: Mawi on May 16, 2009, 09:19:55 am
:lol:
:lol:   - Is that to raise post count? :D Im gonna do it 2 :P


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