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Offline EliteTerm

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Reply #435 on: May 21, 2009, 01:43:21 am
[RI]Lou_Bruno(32), was warned by [Rstar]Pancher(14) for floog
[RI]Lou_Bruno (32) has been kicked for flooding by Jeffery.
Sara_Karlsson (38) has been kicked for flooding by Jeffery.

All of this happened at once  :rofl:

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Reply #436 on: May 21, 2009, 03:01:57 am
AVDERTISEMENT: PENIS blackS AND DINASAURS!!!, contact Rick_Jamess(ID:2)
AVDERTISEMENT: PENIS blackS AND DINASAURS!!!, contact Rick_Jamess(ID:2)
AVDERTISEMENT: PENIS blackS AND DINASAURS!!!, contact Rick_Jamess(ID:2)
AVDERTISEMENT: PENIS blackS AND DINASAURS!!!, contact Rick_Jamess(ID:2)
AVDERTISEMENT: PENIS blackS AND DINASAURS!!!, contact Rick_Jamess(ID:2)
AVDERTISEMENT: PENIS blackS AND DINASAURS!!!, contact Rick_Jamess(ID:2)
Violet_Corleone: (3) lol
AVDERTISEMENT: PENIS blackS AND DINASAURS!!!, contact Rick_Jamess(ID:2)
AVDERTISEMENT: PENIS blackS AND DINASAURS!!!, contact Rick_Jamess(ID:2)
[Z]Aksel:(13)
AVDERTISEMENT: PENIS blackS AND DINASAURS!!!, contact Rick_Jamess(ID:2)








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Reply #437 on: May 21, 2009, 04:25:53 am
Lmfao  :rofl:, that one is really funny.


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Reply #438 on: May 21, 2009, 07:40:56 pm
LOL.


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Reply #439 on: May 21, 2009, 08:13:02 pm
ROFL   :lol:

Quote from: Gandalf on April 05, 2010, 12:28:15 pm
The /ad was created in order to give players a possibility to advertise.
As a result advertising in main chat is not permitted.
If you can't accept your actions in the past, then you can't accept your actions in the future
PM is not a unban section! Wait for a manager to look at your topic.

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Reply #440 on: May 21, 2009, 08:27:47 pm
LMAO!  :rofl: :rofl:


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Reply #441 on: May 21, 2009, 09:09:40 pm
I laughed my ass off when I saw that IC :P


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Reply #442 on: May 21, 2009, 10:42:37 pm
Cool, but not really a chatlog is it?

Should've post it here.
http://www.argonathrpg.eu/forum/index.php?topic=1655.750


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Reply #443 on: May 23, 2009, 10:01:24 am
My collection. The first 3 are 911 calls.

HQ: All Units APB Reporter: [TCL]Twenty checkout and suspect if needed
HQ:Possible crime: A guy wants to sex with me at myPhonix_Kolta, Suspects: Phonix_Kolta

HQ: All Units APB: Reporter: Dean_Corleone check out and suspect if needed
HQ: Possible crime: Sexual maniac, Suspect: [TCL]Twenty

HQ: All Units APB: Reporter: Mike_Stracci check out and suspect if needed
HQ: Possible crime: Officer caion Sucks my Cock, Suspect: caion

Crime of snejok_devil(xx): suspected by officer hooomey(xx) for car chase

Andy_McKinley06: (xx) is this a cheatavailable server?




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Reply #444 on: May 23, 2009, 10:05:50 am
Quote from: pixy on May 23, 2009, 10:01:24 am
My collection. The first 3 are 911 calls.

HQ: All Units APB Reporter: [TCL]Twenty checkout and suspect if needed
HQ:Possible crime: A guy wants to sex with me at myPhonix_Kolta, Suspects: Phonix_Kolta

HQ: All Units APB: Reporter: Dean_Corleone check out and suspect if needed
HQ: Possible crime: Sexual maniac, Suspect: [TCL]Twenty

HQ: All Units APB: Reporter: Mike_Stracci check out and suspect if needed
HQ: Possible crime: Officer caion Sucks my Cock, Suspect: caion

Crime of snejok_devil(xx): suspected by officer hooomey(xx) for car chase

Andy_McKinley06: (xx) is this a cheatavailable server?




Ahaha, I saw 2 of them  :lol:

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Reply #445 on: May 23, 2009, 12:05:21 pm
Quote from: pixy on May 23, 2009, 10:01:24 am
My collection. The first 3 are 911 calls.

HQ: All Units APB Reporter: [TCL]Twenty checkout and suspect if needed
HQ:Possible crime: A guy wants to sex with me at myPhonix_Kolta, Suspects: Phonix_Kolta

HQ: All Units APB: Reporter: Dean_Corleone check out and suspect if needed
HQ: Possible crime: Sexual maniac, Suspect: [TCL]Twenty

HQ: All Units APB: Reporter: Mike_Stracci check out and suspect if needed
HQ: Possible crime: Officer caion Sucks my Cock, Suspect: caion

Crime of snejok_devil(xx): suspected by officer hooomey(xx) for car chase

Andy_McKinley06: (xx) is this a cheatavailable server?




ROFL nice collection! :P  :rofl: :rofl: :lol:

Quote from: Gandalf on April 05, 2010, 12:28:15 pm
The /ad was created in order to give players a possibility to advertise.
As a result advertising in main chat is not permitted.
If you can't accept your actions in the past, then you can't accept your actions in the future
PM is not a unban section! Wait for a manager to look at your topic.

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Reply #446 on: May 23, 2009, 06:57:55 pm
I laughed at this :rofl:
d6afo8l6l8ith6re: (x) so.... Waht we do on this server... besides DMing?
Swinefluproject(x) has joined the server

Sure, we are working on a Swine flu project besides DMing eachother!


All PMs saying "Look at my unban request!!11" will be ignored.

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Reply #447 on: May 23, 2009, 08:10:40 pm
I was runing around yelling "This is sparta" before the Dildo TDM when i got a pm:

PM from Aloo_Chart: oii u mental cow chill relax y u runing around like a headless chicken


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Reply #448 on: May 23, 2009, 10:11:01 pm
Quote from: Zaila on May 23, 2009, 06:57:55 pm
I laughed at this :rofl:
d6afo8l6l8ith6re: (x) so.... Waht we do on this server... besides DMing?
Swinefluproject(x) has joined the server

Sure, we are working on a Swine flu project besides DMing eachother!

 :rofl: :rofl: :lol:

Quote from: Gandalf on April 05, 2010, 12:28:15 pm
The /ad was created in order to give players a possibility to advertise.
As a result advertising in main chat is not permitted.
If you can't accept your actions in the past, then you can't accept your actions in the future
PM is not a unban section! Wait for a manager to look at your topic.

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Reply #449 on: May 23, 2009, 10:16:14 pm
This happens after i crash when i was chilling with tommy.

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