[SA:MP] Funny Chat Logs

[MikeUK]

HaXX0r(25) has joined the server.

[Andy]

My collection. The first 3 are 911 calls.

HQ: All Units APB Reporter: [TCL]Twenty checkout and suspect if needed
HQ:Possible crime: A guy wants to sex with me at myPhonix_Kolta, Suspects: Phonix_Kolta

HQ: All Units APB: Reporter: Dean_Corleone check out and suspect if needed
HQ: Possible crime: Sexual maniac, Suspect: [TCL]Twenty

HQ: All Units APB: Reporter: Mike_Stracci check out and suspect if needed
HQ: Possible crime: Officer caion Sucks my Cock, Suspect: caion

Crime of snejok_devil(xx): suspected by officer hooomey(xx) for car chase

Andy_McKinley06: (xx) is this a cheatavailable server?


Lets see, hate to say this, but the 911 calls weren't funny, the rest I found them funny.

[Wake]

Jeffery pawned himself or?? 

igino (10) has been kicked for flooding bu jeffery
 (10) has been kicked for flooding by jeffery

Jeffery fails  :cool:

[David_Omid]

HaXX0r(25) has joined the server.

Funny thing is, it wasn't a hacker

[pixy]

Another one of my collections

Niko_CorleoneT(xx) was suspected by officer Brad_DUDE(xx) for Touching me

Throne_Montague(xx) was suspected by officer Brad_DUDE(xx) for no racist in my town

[AV]Nexxt: (xx) F**k jeffery
[AV]Nexxt (xx) has been kicked for flooding by Jeffery

[Collin]

[AV]Nexxt: (xx) F**k jeffery
[AV]Nexxt (xx) has been kicked for flooding by Jeffery[/b]

hahah!

[Lustigkurre]

[Rstar]Kitsune: SHADOW, stop carkilling
SHADOW_THE: OK OK


It just sounds funny

[Fuzzy]

MazaHacker was banned by Rafael_Fonseca for Yep, you are bye
Rafael_Fonseca: Mazahacker *His IP was here*
dabest_alterlis: LOLOL
Henry_Endell: LOL
Rafael_Fonseca: Shiz...
dabest_alterlis: I'm gonna hack his PC, lol

[Altair_Carter]

[WS]DarkRaven: Pancher got pwned.
x1aou: Meow

It looked like "Miau" so it made me laugh a bit.

[VeLuX]

Another one of my collections

Niko_CorleoneT(xx) was suspected by officer Brad_DUDE(xx) for Touching me

Throne_Montague(xx) was suspected by officer Brad_DUDE(xx) for no racist in my town

[AV]Nexxt: (xx) F**k jeffery
[AV]Nexxt (xx) has been kicked for flooding by Jeffery

Haaah Nice one Nexxt

[MikeUK]

[Z]Pazienza(2) was suspected by officer [Z]Mike(42) for bill is really annoying me now, someone sort him out.

I failed. I was meant to PM.

Chat/radio was flooded with lols.

[Andy]

Here is what happens when you take something that doesn't belong to you... I took someone's bike after he got killed then he PMs me saying..

PM from d3dx9_dll(3):GIVE THAT FUCKING BIKE BACK NOW
PM from d3dx9_dll(3):OR ALL THE YOUTUBE SEE THAT UARE NOOB CAREJACKER
PM sent to dx3dx9_dll(3):COOL

[VeLuX]

Here is what happens when you take something that doesn't belong to you... I took someone's bike after he got killed then he PMs me saying..

PM from d3dx9_dll(3):GIVE THAT f**kING BIKE BACK NOW
PM from d3dx9_dll(3):OR ALL THE YOUTUBE SEE THAT UARE NOOB CAREJACKER
PM sent to dx3dx9_dll(3):COOL

 

[Julian]

ADVERTISMENT: The Corleone Family Ammunation | East of Las Venturas |, contact Wash_Corleone(Phone:999999)
ADVERTISMENT: Fee $1,999 | Expensive and low quality, contact Wash_Corleone(Phone:999999)
Henry_Endell(55): LOL
Eugene_Gvardia(21): LOL
Louis_Freeze(10): LOL
Louis_Freeze(10): Wash, you made my day.

It was really funny. :P

[greekmike]

OMFG, we found out Jeffrey's "real" identity!

Btw, these are real logs from TS, after I taught 2 new freecops how to use TS. We were in the registration lobby, but I havent heard from them since. Freecop1 (forgot their names... I dont have TSO lol) sounded like he was around 17 while Freecop2 was quite younger, around 12-13 I guess, from the sound of their voices.

There was an old woman (another new guy as well, havent heard from him since) in Pershing Square who was doing /lay and in need of first-aid fast after being hit by a car, which sped away. The two Freecops arrived on an SAPD bike just as I was trying to help the old woman.

[AV]JDC_Kolta: This woman needs some CPR bad.
Freecop1: Hmm, she'll need mouth-to-mouth.
Freecop2: You do it!
[AV]JDC_Kolta: No, you do it!
Freecop1: Wait, I have an idea. *ding*
[AV]JDC_Kolta: What idea? :0
Freecop1: Okay, now jam the bike pump into her mouth.
Freecop2: What if she explodes?
Freecop1: That would be AWESOME!
[AV]JDC_Kolta: omg...

ahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahaaa i almost wet my pants by reading that!!!