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Offline stof

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Reply #465 on: May 27, 2009, 11:31:31 am
Black_Hank: anyone need taxi?
[TCL]JaMeS_Alt: use /ad
ADVERTISEMENT: need taxi?
Black_Hank: OMG SOMEBODYS TAKING MY MONEY!
[TCL]JaMeS_Alt: that was the /ad
Black_Hank: HELP!!!
[ALSa]Stof_Ruiz: ahhahahahah u just made my day

xDDDDDDDDDD


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Reply #466 on: May 27, 2009, 03:56:26 pm
Quote from: stof on May 27, 2009, 11:31:31 am
Black_Hank: anyone need taxi?
[TCL]JaMeS_Alt: use /ad
ADVERTISEMENT: need taxi?
Black_Hank: OMG SOMEBODYS TAKING MY MONEY!
[TCL]JaMeS_Alt: that was the /ad
Black_Hank: HELP!!!
[ALSa]Stof_Ruiz: ahhahahahah u just made my day

xDDDDDDDDDD

LOL


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Reply #467 on: May 27, 2009, 04:41:16 pm
Quote from: stof on May 27, 2009, 11:31:31 am
Black_Hank: anyone need taxi?
[TCL]JaMeS_Alt: use /ad
ADVERTISEMENT: need taxi?
Black_Hank: OMG SOMEBODYS TAKING MY MONEY!
[TCL]JaMeS_Alt: that was the /ad
Black_Hank: HELP!!!
[ALSa]Stof_Ruiz: ahhahahahah u just made my day

xDDDDDDDDDD

 :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:



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Jesus has cured one blind man, but blinded millions of others.

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Reply #468 on: May 27, 2009, 04:42:11 pm
Quote from: Julian on May 24, 2009, 10:58:17 pm
ADVERTISMENT: The Corleone Family Ammunation | East of Las Venturas |, contact Wash_Corleone(Phone:999999)
ADVERTISMENT: Fee $1,999 | Expensive and low quality, contact Wash_Corleone(Phone:999999)
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Louis_Freeze(10): Wash, you made my day.

It was really funny. :P

but it is the Truth :P



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Reply #469 on: May 27, 2009, 08:30:56 pm
Quote from: VeLuX on May 27, 2009, 04:42:11 pm
but it is the Truth :P

The truth, that you doulbe post instead of 'modify post'
But whhaa, funny :d



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Reply #470 on: May 27, 2009, 10:02:30 pm
Gimli(36),was banned by Gimli(15) for imposter

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Reply #471 on: May 27, 2009, 10:20:58 pm
Quote from: Altair_Carter on May 17, 2009, 09:02:55 pm
And if i advertise an IP of ArgonathRPG server? I hate it when admins like asses, only to use the command, kick/ban for very pity reasons.

We do not like when our servers turn into lame shitty jokes about IP spammers and hackers... Once joker will announce he has hacks admins have all rights to kick his ass off server so that he will think next time what he says... If you do think its that zomg funny, try to go to Police Department and tell them you killed your granny... Besides it we do not want new players come and read those "ok I turn on hacks" jokers in server chat and we have no any wish to start explanations "oh, that was a cool jokeh, gigi gaga"...

Any further discussions with accusing admins - muting on forums, if continue it - ban... Wanna cry about admins - send a complain on email and wait for the answer...

Non official warning for off-topic... Reason - read the first damn post...

You found paradise in Argonath. You had a good game, you made good friends. The admins protected you and there were courts of law. So you didn't need a friend like me. Now you come and say "Aragorn, give me justice." But you don't ask with respect.

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Reply #472 on: May 27, 2009, 11:46:30 pm
Hehe-he...



Guy must have been flooding quite badly...

I sell the things you need to be, I'm the smiling face of your TV. I'm the Cult of Personality. I exploit you; still you love me,
I tell you one and one makes three. I'm the Cult of Personality. Like Joseph Stalin and Gandhi, I'm the Cult of Personality. Neon lights, a Nobel Prize, when a leader speaks, that leader dies. You won't have to follow me. Only you can set you free.

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Reply #473 on: May 28, 2009, 01:04:26 am
HAHA; good one Violet!!  :poke:

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Reply #474 on: May 28, 2009, 02:42:41 am
Quote from: stof on May 27, 2009, 11:31:31 am
Black_Hank: anyone need taxi?
[TCL]JaMeS_Alt: use /ad
ADVERTISEMENT: need taxi?
Black_Hank: OMG SOMEBODYS TAKING MY MONEY!
[TCL]JaMeS_Alt: that was the /ad
Black_Hank: HELP!!!
[ALSa]Stof_Ruiz: ahhahahahah u just made my day

xDDDDDDDDDD

:lol: Made me laugh, wow everything is so funny today. :D

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Reply #475 on: May 28, 2009, 10:23:33 am
Quote from: stof on May 27, 2009, 11:31:31 am
Black_Hank: anyone need taxi?
[TCL]JaMeS_Alt: use /ad
ADVERTISEMENT: need taxi?
Black_Hank: OMG SOMEBODYS TAKING MY MONEY!
[TCL]JaMeS_Alt: that was the /ad
Black_Hank: HELP!!!
[ALSa]Stof_Ruiz: ahhahahahah u just made my day

xDDDDDDDDDD

HAHAH :D  :rofl: :rofl: :lol:

Quote from: Gandalf on April 05, 2010, 12:28:15 pm
The /ad was created in order to give players a possibility to advertise.
As a result advertising in main chat is not permitted.
If you can't accept your actions in the past, then you can't accept your actions in the future
PM is not a unban section! Wait for a manager to look at your topic.

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Reply #476 on: May 28, 2009, 04:25:11 pm
Quote from: Aragorn on May 27, 2009, 10:20:58 pm
try to go to Police Department and tell them you killed your granny...
Big wow, i've threatened my director to napalm my school the heck off, he just laughed in my face and let me go. You think i'll still be jailed when they check if that's real? Don't think so.
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Besides it we do not want new players come and read those "ok I turn on hacks" jokers in server chat and we have no any wish to start explanations "oh, that was a cool jokeh, gigi gaga"...
Didn't understood this part. So i say "ok i turn on hacks" Then what? They report "OMG Admin cheatcheat" and you give explanations? Then why won't you go and tell him "he's not a cheater"? Simple and fast, correct if i'm wrong.
Whatever, as you won't even listen to me, i'll keep this off funny chatlogs. If you want to talk, PM me.

http://argonathrpg.eu/forum/index.php?topic=46601.0
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Reply #477 on: May 29, 2009, 06:22:46 am
Quote from: stof on May 27, 2009, 11:31:31 am
Black_Hank: anyone need taxi?
[TCL]JaMeS_Alt: use /ad
ADVERTISEMENT: need taxi?
Black_Hank: OMG SOMEBODYS TAKING MY MONEY!
[TCL]JaMeS_Alt: that was the /ad
Black_Hank: HELP!!!
[ALSa]Stof_Ruiz: ahhahahahah u just made my day



I couldn't stop laughing at this.... :D :D :D

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Reply #478 on: May 29, 2009, 06:51:45 pm
Quote from: stof on May 27, 2009, 11:31:31 am
Black_Hank: anyone need taxi?
[TCL]JaMeS_Alt: use /ad
ADVERTISEMENT: need taxi?
Black_Hank: OMG SOMEBODYS TAKING MY MONEY!
[TCL]JaMeS_Alt: that was the /ad
Black_Hank: HELP!!!
[ALSa]Stof_Ruiz: ahhahahahah u just made my day

xDDDDDDDDDD

LOL you can die of laughing  :lol: :lol: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :D :D :rofl: :rofl: :lol: :lol:

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Reply #479 on: May 29, 2009, 08:26:06 pm
'[AV]Nexxt(23) was suspected by sburns1992(56) for shouting in local chat ignoring admins[me]'
'[AV]Nexxt(23) was jailed by sburns1992(56) for 180 seconds'

'[Z]Mike(45) was suspected by sburns1992(56) for who likes the name Mike?'
'[Z]Mike(45) was jailed by sburns1992(56) for 180 seconds'

'[RI]Frank_Hawk(73) was suspected by sburns1992(56) for telling me i abuse cop rights'
'[RI]Frank_Hawk(73) was jailed by sburns1992(56) for 180 seconds'

'sburns1992: (56) I no abuse cop right'

'sbruns1992(56) was kicked by [WS]Tovvenarke(41) for yes you do'

5 minutes later...

'[WS]Tovvenarke(41) was suspected by sburns1992(13) for NO I DONT'
'[WS]Tovvenarke(41) has been unsuspected by [Rstar]Pancher(16) - abused'

'sburns1992: (13) I /jail it no work - I make no monies :('


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