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Reply #510 on: May 31, 2009, 12:12:30 pm
Quote from: pixy on May 31, 2009, 11:25:11 am
I was testing a SAPD cadet about SAPD Codes, I asked what a "211" (robbery) is and he answered this.

[WS]Pixy(xx) says: What is 211?
Vinny_Stracci(xx) says: isn't that the african emergency line?


LOL  :lol: :lol:

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Reply #511 on: May 31, 2009, 12:32:34 pm
haha  :lol: :rofl:  Own3d XD :banana:

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Reply #512 on: May 31, 2009, 01:06:37 pm
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Reply #513 on: May 31, 2009, 01:53:23 pm
Quote from: pixy on May 31, 2009, 11:25:11 am
I was testing a SAPD cadet about SAPD Codes, I asked what a "211" (robbery) is and he answered this.

[WS]Pixy(xx) says: What is 211?
Vinny_Stracci(xx) says: isn't that the african emergency line?


Haaaaaaah best joke ever :)



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Reply #514 on: May 31, 2009, 08:52:54 pm
Quote from: pixy on May 31, 2009, 11:25:11 am
I was testing a SAPD cadet about SAPD Codes, I asked what a "211" (robbery) is and he answered this.

[WS]Pixy(xx) says: What is 211?
Vinny_Stracci(xx) says: isn't that the african emergency line?


Hehehehe nice one :P

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Reply #515 on: June 01, 2009, 09:47:22 pm
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Reply #516 on: June 02, 2009, 06:13:54 am
Same here TAi for ever lol:p


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Reply #517 on: June 02, 2009, 09:24:39 am
this is what happen when i did /crime 38

[AV]Inkognito(38) is wanted for killing [AV]Inkognito(38)



acutally he said he kill himself xD

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Reply #518 on: June 02, 2009, 01:55:58 pm
Quote from: MasterNeo on June 02, 2009, 09:24:39 am
this is what happen when i did /crime 38

[AV]Inkognito(38) is wanted for killing [AV]Inkognito(38)



acutally he said he kill himself xD

How do you kill yourself and get suspected?  :trust:

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Reply #519 on: June 02, 2009, 04:26:02 pm
Quote from: James_Alterlis on June 02, 2009, 01:55:58 pm
How do you kill yourself and get suspected?  :trust:
Magic  :pop:


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Reply #520 on: June 02, 2009, 06:38:27 pm
Quote from: James_Alterlis on June 02, 2009, 01:55:58 pm
How do you kill yourself and get suspected?  :trust:
Suicide?  :o


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Reply #521 on: June 02, 2009, 06:43:14 pm
Quote from: GLaDOS on June 02, 2009, 06:38:27 pm
Suicide?  :o

Victim (you) got killed by Murderer (you)
Murderer (you) killed Victim (you)

Both are died :S and how u get suspected in 0.1 milliseconds?  :poke:

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Reply #522 on: June 02, 2009, 07:59:31 pm
Quote from: James_Alterlis on June 02, 2009, 06:43:14 pm
Victim (you) got killed by Murderer (you)
Murderer (you) killed Victim (you)

Both are died :S and how u get suspected in 0.1 milliseconds?  :poke:
Actually there is no time betwen this thing. And it is imposible for script to do this


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Reply #523 on: June 02, 2009, 08:10:54 pm
If he actually managed to do this, I would like to know how...

Never seen this sort of thing before, normally a suicide is registered as the server killing you - unless of course someone punches you or something right before you die, in which case it counts as their kill instead...just a SA:MP bug


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Reply #524 on: June 02, 2009, 09:08:27 pm
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