[SA:MP] Funny Chat Logs

[Nexxt]

lol 

[MasterNeo]

Victim (you) got killed by Murderer (you)
Murderer (you) killed Victim (you)

Both are died :S and how u get suspected in 0.1 milliseconds?  :poke:

Its a rare bug. actually Inkognito surprised to see this. it seems funny and weird so i posted it here

[SeanC]

**XXXX**ALERT: [Z]Mike(21): Nexxt has no penis!

[Z]David(29): Mike, FYI, Nexxt has a penis.

[Gimli]

It's not a bug guys, just ignore it..

[Otavio_Folha]

Its a rare bug. actually Inkognito surprised to see this. it seems funny and weird so i posted it here

Lol! I was about to post this, but you were quicker than me.. :S

[James_Alterlis]

**There are no typo on these chatlog that mistake written by author, written based on screenshots, spell has been checked twice**

RJ_FlameHabbo(48) has joined the server
RJ_FlameHabbo: (48) hello
[AV]Wolfe: (30) Habbo fails
sburns1992: (4) I own a habbo fansite
Matute_Gvardia: (6) Habbo pwns
**During Pancher's Crazy DD Event at Easter Basin**
ADVERTISEMENT: Welcome to Pancher's Secret events, contact [Rstar]Pancher(Phone:8287)
**During boat chase, Carl3on on Jetmax, me on Launch and Eugene on Jetmax in SF**
Carl3on: (24) Abused
Carl3on: (24) Reported
Carl3on: (24) Dude.
Eugene_Gvardia: (16) is boatkilling allowed? XD
[TCL]JaMeS_Alter: (7) lawl
Sara_Karlsson: (15) :o
Damion_Parker: (40)
[SE]Dr_Pepper27: (35) xD
Mario_Barzini: (30) Homer: OPERATOR !! Gimme the number for 911
hi_hi(21) has joined the server
hi_hi: (21) hi
[TCL]JaMeS_Alter: (6) hi hi hi
hi_hi: (21) hi
[TCL]JaMeS_Alter: (6) hi hi_hi
hi_hi: (21) hi
[TCL]JaMeS_Alter: (6) ... stop saying hi hi_hi
hi_hi: (21) u say hihihi
[TCL]JaMeS_Alter: (6) I say hi to u hi_hi
hi_hi: (21) yeah
[TCL]JaMeS_Alter: (6) so once hi is enough hi_hi
[TCL]JaMeS_Alter: (6) hi hi_hi hi hi hi hi_hi
kaski: (26) how do i get a drivers license?
[TCL]JaMeS_Alter: (6) Play 7 days, Apply passport on forum, apply license on forum
kaski: (26) ...
kaski: (26) thats a bit hardcore.
hi_hi(21) has been tempbanned by [AV]Wolfe for 60 minutes. Reason: Flying car hax
Tommy_Corleone: (5) bye_bye
Francis_Dragon(12) Inside Earth Core , Burning In Hot Lava , Melting Each Second, Marina, Los Santos
ADVERTISEMENT: Selling illegal Chocolate Chip COokies, contact Riley(Phone:5057)
OMG(8) has joined the server
***[xxxx-ALERT] [TCL]JaMeS_Alter(4): .su 20 Vandalism
ADVERTISEMENT: /cb Cmon James stop those alerts xD /ad Buying Hutley &, contact Davey_Rose(Phone:7590)
ADVERTISEMENT: Jester & Elegy, contact Davey_Rose(Phone:7590)
Davey_Rose: (7) ooooops
Spartan_Lombardi: (11) Fail
[TCL]JaMeS_Alter: (4) lawl
[WS]Pixy: (2) fail again davey
Promoyter(0), was kicked by [Z]David for
Crime of Sara_Karlsson(58): suspected by officer Melinda(34) for lesbian she wants kiss me :S
Scr33n_EvE(79): Police Radio: Running out of fuel, where to fill the tank ?, Over.
Maladoi(80): Police Radio: LSPDw, Over.
[TCL]JaMeS_Alter(62): Police Radio: Gas Station, Over.
Maladoi(80): Police Radio: Or gs9, Over.
[TCL]JaMeS_Alter(62): Police Radio: or LSPD, Over.
**Tab - Player List**
0 [SOA]Cory_McCol          0     65535
BarackHObama (21) has been kicked for flooding by Jeffery.
**After spamming "Name" <<< Rich, Poor, Awesome, etc.**
Luke_GvardiaT: (26) VV LIKE GAYs
[TCL]JaMeS_Alter: (4) <<< Love boys
aceofchaos: (23) ^^ likes guys

[SACS]AMahone: (24) o.o
Luke_GvardiaT: (26) tripple pwned
**Sean got auto-suspected for Breaking and Entering while on police duty** (Tell me if u want to remove this, Sean)
[ALSs]Sean(17): Police Radio: suspect U17 last seen commerce LS, Over.
[TCL]JaMeS_Alter(4): Police Radio: 10-4 U17 10-76 after Su17, Over.
Michael_Giordano: (17) .helpmeup
Michael_Giordano: (17) .helpmeup
Michael_Giordano: (17) fial
[WS]Pixy: (2) fail
[WS]StaticX: (27) FAIL
[WS]StaticX: (27) lol
Michael_Giordano: (17) ail*
[WS]Pixy: (2) fail again
Michael_Giordano: (17) siht fail
[TCL]JaMeS_Alter: (3) lmao
[WS]StaticX: (27) Mega-Fail
Michael_Giordano: (17) lol
An intruder alarm has gone off at property  The Giodarno Family HQ, Whetstone
An intruder alarm has gone off at property  The Giodarno Family HQ, Whetstone
An intruder alarm has gone off at property  The Giodarno Family HQ, Whetstone
An intruder alarm has gone off at property  The Giodarno Family HQ, Whetstone
An intruder alarm has gone off at property  The Giodarno Family HQ, Whetstone
An intruder alarm has gone off at property  The Giodarno Family HQ, Whetstone
[Rstar]Pancher (27) has been kicked for flooding by Jeffery.
[Rstar]Pancher(27), has been unsuspected by [Rstar]Pancher(27), - retarded script

[battle]

HAHAHAHHAHAH good 1 james The 1 with pancher made me laught like hell  

[VeLuX]

nice one

[ElMartu]

2 or 3 are actually funny :P

[Oliver]

An intruder alarm has gone off at property  The Giodarno Family HQ, Whetstone
An intruder alarm has gone off at property  The Giodarno Family HQ, Whetstone
An intruder alarm has gone off at property  The Giodarno Family HQ, Whetstone
An intruder alarm has gone off at property  The Giodarno Family HQ, Whetstone
An intruder alarm has gone off at property  The Giodarno Family HQ, Whetstone
An intruder alarm has gone off at property  The Giodarno Family HQ, Whetstone
[Rstar]Pancher (27) has been kicked for flooding by Jeffery.
[Rstar]Pancher(27), has been unsuspected by [Rstar]Pancher(27), - retarded script

Hahahaha lol.

[Philip_McRay]

This maybe isn't funny, but epic!

Philip_McRay(xx): Can someone get [AV]Wolfe in game??
[AV]Nexxt(xx): /getonline [AV]Wolfe
[AV]Wolfe has joined the server

[Julian]

I laughed like fuck when that happend in game. xD

[Nexxt]

I really do not have Wolfe....on msn nor on teamspeak or  whatever...

I just said that ... LOL
I was like o_O... :roll:

[Driggz]

Lol James, those were sooo funny

This maybe isn't funny, but epic!

Philip_McRay(xx): Can someone get [AV]Wolfe in game??
[AV]Nexxt(xx): /getonline [AV]Wolfe
[AV]Wolfe has joined the server

Holy crap lolololool

[BlackEagle]

This maybe isn't funny, but epic!

Philip_McRay(xx): Can someone get [AV]Wolfe in game??
[AV]Nexxt(xx): /getonline [AV]Wolfe
[AV]Wolfe has joined the server

lol