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Reply #540 on: June 07, 2009, 04:46:49 pm
Quote from: Philip_McRay on June 07, 2009, 12:48:39 am
This maybe isn't funny, but epic!

Philip_McRay(xx): Can someone get [AV]Wolfe in game??
[AV]Nexxt(xx): /getonline [AV]Wolfe
[AV]Wolfe has joined the server

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Reply #541 on: June 07, 2009, 11:48:51 pm
Quote from: James_Alterlis on June 06, 2009, 01:45:31 pm
Crime of Sara_Karlsson(58): suspected by officer Melinda(34) for lesbian she wants kiss me :S

I was just looking for a girlfriend  :(


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Reply #542 on: June 08, 2009, 12:36:26 am
Quote from: Philip_McRay on June 07, 2009, 12:48:39 am
This maybe isn't funny, but epic!

Philip_McRay(xx): Can someone get [AV]Wolfe in game??
[AV]Nexxt(xx): /getonline [AV]Wolfe
[AV]Wolfe has joined the server

Nexxt got the Powers  :evil:  :pop:



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Reply #543 on: June 08, 2009, 08:19:38 am
Quote from: Philip_McRay on June 07, 2009, 12:48:39 am
This maybe isn't funny, but epic!

Philip_McRay(xx): Can someone get [AV]Wolfe in game??
[AV]Nexxt(xx): /getonline [AV]Wolfe
[AV]Wolfe has joined the server

This has to be on purpose!  :rofl:

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Reply #544 on: June 08, 2009, 09:34:00 am
Daxx has a birthday and DarkRaven noticed something funny, laughing at it with:

[WS]DarkRaven(8): Daxx?
[WS]DarkRaven(8): Are you admin?
Daxx(16): yeah
[WS]DarkRaven(8): DUDE HAPPY BDAY, LUV YOU!!!!
[AV]FlameMan(18): :D
Daxx(16): xD
[WS]DarkRaven(8): xD
Spartan_Lombardi(12): Rofl
Phonix_Kolta(17): ROFL

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Reply #545 on: June 08, 2009, 09:30:39 pm
Quote from: StatuZ on June 08, 2009, 08:19:38 am
This has to be on purpose!  :rofl:

I can ensure you, it wasn't.



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Reply #546 on: June 08, 2009, 09:37:18 pm
Quote from: FlameMan on June 08, 2009, 09:34:00 am
Daxx has a birthday and DarkRaven noticed something funny, laughing at it with:

[WS]DarkRaven(8): Daxx?
[WS]DarkRaven(8): Are you admin?
Daxx(16): yeah
[WS]DarkRaven(8): DUDE HAPPY BDAY, LUV YOU!!!!
[AV]FlameMan(18): :D
Daxx(16): xD
[WS]DarkRaven(8): xD
Spartan_Lombardi(12): Rofl
Phonix_Kolta(17): ROFL

Nice one and congrats Daxx



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Reply #547 on: June 09, 2009, 01:09:01 am
[CD]Legacysh0t: TYPE /GU OR I KILL U
Miguel_Montana: (( You cant type /gu IRL ))


I think it was kinda fun at that moment, since he also applied to CMD board.


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Reply #548 on: June 09, 2009, 10:23:51 am
[AV]IcyAero: How much for a ride?
[AV]FlameMan: 120$
*[AV]IcyAero gives 119$ to [AV]FlameMan.
[AV]IcyAero: Here, keep the change.

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Reply #549 on: June 09, 2009, 01:01:03 pm
Quote from: FlameMan on June 09, 2009, 10:23:51 am
[AV]IcyAero: How much for a ride?
[AV]FlameMan: 120$
*[AV]IcyAero gives 119$ to [AV]FlameMan.
[AV]IcyAero: Here, keep the change.
Fail.


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Reply #550 on: June 09, 2009, 03:48:00 pm
Quote from: FlameMan on June 09, 2009, 10:23:51 am
[AV]IcyAero: How much for a ride?
[AV]FlameMan: 120$
*[AV]IcyAero gives 119$ to [AV]FlameMan.
[AV]IcyAero: Here, keep the change.
If WS has problems with calendar, AV has problems with maths.

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Reply #551 on: June 09, 2009, 05:05:21 pm
Quote from: FlameMan on June 09, 2009, 10:23:51 am
[AV]IcyAero: How much for a ride?
[AV]FlameMan: 120$
*[AV]IcyAero gives 119$ to [AV]FlameMan.
[AV]IcyAero: Here, keep the change.

Expensive much?


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Reply #552 on: June 09, 2009, 05:53:29 pm
Lol, I accidentaly press wrong buttons when writing a pm,I really confused Michael_Giordano few times...

Pm from Michael_Giordano(62):You have the time?

Pm sent to Michael_Giordano(62): I apokued
Pm sent to Michael_Giordano(62): *applied

Pm from Michael_Giordano(62): :S?
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SanDd_Giordano:I'm a girl
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Post Merge: June 09, 2009, 06:03:05 pm
CrazyDude(6): Look at that big cheezy nice sweety sandwich!
SanDd_Giordano(29):Yeah...so?
CrazyDude(6):GONNA EAT IT! NOW NOW!NomNomNom!
SanDd_Giordano(29):NOMNOMNOMNOM!

Don't throw peanuts to da elemphants!! I repeat!!! Don't throw peanuts to da elemphants!

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Reply #553 on: June 09, 2009, 07:09:11 pm
On another server.
Barney_wallace Says (cellphone): come disco
Marcus_McEast Says (cellphone): Marcus M.
Barney_wallace Says (cellphone): hi
Barney_wallace Says (cellphone): come disco
Marcus_McEast Says (cellphone): Where?
Barney_wallace Says (cellphone): disco
Barney_wallace Says (cellphone): disco
Barney_wallace Says (cellphone): i duno
Barney_wallace Says (cellphone): wehre u dance
Marcus_McEast Says (cellphone): Why?
Barney_wallace Says (cellphone): ok
Barney_wallace Says (cellphone): bb

Another one with him
Barney_wallace Says (cellphone): can u me pickup
Marcus_McEast Says (cellphone): What?
Barney_wallace Says (cellphone): ok
Barney_wallace Says (cellphone): bb

Another one when I was on-duty as a pizza boy.
Barney_wallace Says (cellphone): come lspd
Marcus_McEast Says (cellphone): Why?
Barney_wallace Says (cellphone): i wana show u
Marcus_McEast Says (cellphone): What?
Barney_wallace Says (cellphone): come
Barney_wallace Says (cellphone): ok
Barney_wallace Says (cellphone): bb

So, now I'm at LSPD and that Barney dude aswell.

You recieved a pizzaorder, type /accept Pizza to accept it. Caller: Barney_wallace.
/accept Pizza
A red marker has been placed on the map, go there to find the caller.

Instead of just calling 111 before, he did it there. Some crazy dude I'd like to say..


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Reply #554 on: June 09, 2009, 10:11:05 pm
Uhm this is ARGONATH Funny chatlogs not some other server funny chatlogs


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