[SA:MP] Funny Chat Logs

[Rudy]

I asked how old he was and he said 6.  He's under the age of 13 anyway or he has serious problems with spelling.
He hired me as his "guard" paid me in Shampkoo which i rubbed over my head.  Guy is ok if you don't be an ass towards him heck sometimes his RP is better than Regular players.  Maybe they should take a leaf from his book.

Yeah, but now he leaved Argonath because someone DM/flamed him :/ Damn that was good shampoo, me and kessu(and others) trying to help him to play and all.. But now he is gone :/

[Seskom]

I asked how old he was and he said 6.  He's under the age of 13 anyway or he has serious problems with spelling.
He hired me as his "guard" paid me in Shampkoo which i rubbed over my head.  Guy is ok if you don't be an ass towards him heck sometimes his RP is better than Regular players.  Maybe they should take a leaf from his book.

Alfred can spell, Once someone pissed him off and he started to write without any mistakes. Also he dosent have problems with spelling otherwise he woudlnt say every word falsly, like my or anyones name.

[Aksel]

[WS]Alex(xx) banned by [AV]Tai(xx) for weapon hacks
Miguel_Montana(xx): WHY !
[AV]Tai(xx): He did a tai

[stof]

bahahahahhaa

[TruthSvensson]

that alfred is a funny guy though, always with his strange ads like:

selling shampkoo, cowhides and magic(but then in strange english) at ps9 instead of gs9

but ppl arent giving him a chance to RP with it, everyone just laughs at him

I was RPing with him all the time i saw him

[Boxy]

Inside LSPD, Im being questioned in a room, this is going on in the Hall

[TCL]JaMeS_Alter: I'm Almost dead!
SmokinWeed: WELL YOUR GONNA BE
Then he shoots James while im almost crying IRL

And earlier

* boxfever10 Kicks the door down

[SASD]Carlos:  Hey, what are you doing
Box_Gvardia: SHOW ME THE MONEY NIGGA
Then James gets my with a fire hydrant and runs out, I try to follow him but get shot.

[smey]

1) Not funny
2) Don't call people "nigga's"

[BKP]

1) Not funny
2) Don't call people "nigga's"

indeed 

[Boxy]

1) Not funny
2) Don't call people "nigga's"

1) You kinda had to be there
2) I'm allowed to use slang.  If i said, your a nigga, that would be different.

[Dave_Newton]

[WS]Alex(xx) banned by [AV]Tai(xx) for weapon hacks
Miguel_Montana(xx): WHY !
[AV]Tai(xx): He did a tai

 :roll:

[Altair_Carter]

[WS]Alex(xx) banned by [AV]Tai(xx) for weapon hacks
Miguel_Montana(xx): WHY !
[AV]Tai(xx): He did a tai

I don't see it funny, as it's not yet proven, if he did hack or not.

[James_Alterlis]

Inside LSPD, Im being questioned in a room, this is going on in the Hall

[TCL]JaMeS_Alter: I'm Almost dead!
SmokinWeed: WELL YOUR GONNA BE
Then he shoots James while im almost crying IRL

And earlier

* boxfever10 Kicks the door down

[SASD]Carlos:  Hey, what are you doing
Box_Gvardia: SHOW ME THE MONEY NIGGA
Then James gets my with a fire hydrant and runs out, I try to follow him but get shot.

1. Ye, that's not funny. Actually it's BEEPing Non-RP and BEEPing DM...
2. And yes, this is Non-RP again... robbing civilian inside LSPD, well it's ... (You know it)

2nd situation:
I was sitting and questioning of the guy (SmokinWeed) fighting on the street with somone (banned while RP).
Then some time later, 2 guys kick the door and storm in and shouts "Show me the money BEEP", I /hail then /hide
Later, I realize that I am fireman and have extinguisher, so I get up and spread him for self-defence and run.

1st situation:
Sometime later, crazy 2 robbers shooting all over and hit me, I RP I got hit, lying on the ground waiting for medic
and moan "I'm almost dead!", then that guy (SmokinWeed) shot me with Deagle one shot...

Totally Non-RP and actually DM

Sorry for off-topic, but I have to explain the situation why it's not funny

[Malcolm]

Lol, you are such a buzzkiller.

[James_Alterlis]

I think it's funny though, sorry if it's not:

Edmund_Duke(11):Emergency Radio: who took all the ambulences?!, Over.
[TCL]JaMeS_Alter(16):Emergency Radio: Maniac Patient, Over.
**Police call medic through Emergency Radio**
dabest_alterlis(5):Emergency Radio: Medic on 10-8, Over.
Joe_Gvardia(22):Emergency Radio: we need a medic at lspd inside shots fired, Over.
dabest_alterlis(5):Emergency Radio: Medic 10-7 Hospital going for a 2hour coffe break, Over.
[TCL]JaMeS_Alter(1):Emergency Radio: ((lol wtf?)), Over.
Joe_Gvardia(22):Emergency Radio: (-_-), Over.
Dexx_Kolta(3) says: Ello moto.

[Fuzzy]

dabest_alterlis(5):Emergency Radio: Medic 10-7 Hospital going for a 2hour coffe break, Over.

LOLOOOL