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Reply #585 on: June 13, 2009, 06:23:35 pm
I think it's funny though, sorry if it's not:

Edmund_Duke(11):Emergency Radio: who took all the ambulences?!, Over.
[TCL]JaMeS_Alter(16):Emergency Radio: Maniac Patient, Over.

Indeed. Your own jokes aren't funny -.-

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Reply #586 on: June 13, 2009, 09:13:10 pm
Indeed. Your own jokes aren't funny -.-

He is that kind of stand-up comedian (or should we call it fall-down), who makes a joke and is like ROFLing there...

Just a fail



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Reply #587 on: June 13, 2009, 09:23:16 pm

Dexx_Kolta(3) says: Ello moto.

 :)  :cool:

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Reply #588 on: June 14, 2009, 01:33:43 am
lol i rember that james it was classic

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Reply #589 on: June 14, 2009, 08:25:41 am
He is that kind of stand-up comedian (or should we call it fall-down), who makes a joke and is like ROFLing there...

Woah, like this example

http://argonathrpg.eu/forum/index.php?topic=46601.0
Quote from: ElMartu on WS Forums --->http://www.wshadows.com/forum/index.php?topic=1012.msg15914#msg15914 date=1274383278
DONT PRESSURE ME IM RETARED
The entire reason we have Hydra/Hunter on the server is because cops don't know how to work together. Sadly


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Reply #590 on: June 14, 2009, 10:45:10 am
Crime of NapstaR_Cems(x): suspected by officer Midajaci_DH(x) for driving into a cup


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Reply #591 on: June 14, 2009, 11:07:11 am
Crime of NapstaR_Cems(x): suspected by officer Midajaci_DH(x) for driving into a cup
Pancher's cup, he will not be happy.

Anyway, hahah, a dangerous crime.



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Reply #592 on: June 14, 2009, 02:21:49 pm
I think it's funny though, sorry if it's not:

Edmund_Duke(11):Emergency Radio: who took all the ambulences?!, Over.
[TCL]JaMeS_Alter(16):Emergency Radio: Maniac Patient, Over.

**Police call medic through Emergency Radio**
dabest_alterlis(5):Emergency Radio: Medic on 10-8, Over.
Joe_Gvardia(22):Emergency Radio: we need a medic at lspd inside shots fired, Over.
dabest_alterlis(5):Emergency Radio: Medic 10-7 Hospital going for a 2hour coffe break, Over.
[TCL]JaMeS_Alter(1):Emergency Radio: ((lol wtf?)), Over.
Joe_Gvardia(22):Emergency Radio: (-_-), Over.

Dexx_Kolta(3) says: Ello moto.

Haaaaaah Very funny



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Reply #593 on: June 14, 2009, 03:53:48 pm
New shipment of fail:

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Josh_Page: .on 25 i was keen to kill her :o
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Reply #594 on: June 14, 2009, 04:22:20 pm
haha  :lol:



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Reply #595 on: June 14, 2009, 09:11:08 pm
The ID's were down, so i made my own ID. I thought this was preety funny since you cant have the ID 1337 :P, Text based on screen shot.


[WS]Andy: Guys admin can still kick,ban, and bannaa and other things
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[WS]Andy: So dont think of rule breaking

[SE]Dr_Pepper27(82), Was kicked by [AV]Inkognito(74) for Impersonating others id's

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Reply #596 on: June 14, 2009, 09:29:06 pm
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Reply #597 on: June 14, 2009, 09:33:25 pm
Nice one !  :lol:



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Reply #598 on: June 14, 2009, 09:44:33 pm
The ID's were down, so i made my own ID. I thought this was preety funny since you cant have the ID 1337 :P, Text based on screen shot.


[WS]Andy: Guys admin can still kick,ban, and bannaa and other things
[SE]Dr_Pepper27: (1337) Yes*
[WS]Andy: So dont think of rule breaking

[SE]Dr_Pepper27(82), Was kicked by [AV]Inkognito(74) for Impersonating others id's

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Not rly funny, its rulebreaking and can get you banned


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Reply #599 on: June 14, 2009, 11:40:45 pm
Not rly funny, its rulebreaking and can get you banned


Yes, that is true, you could of get banned for impersonating



 


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