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Offline Driggz

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Reply #600 on: June 14, 2009, 11:44:52 pm
Yea we know.....

“Just because you shot Jesse James, don’t make you Jesse James.”

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Reply #601 on: June 15, 2009, 06:51:07 am
Andy,  I hope your lulz remains in your body now that you're an admin :( .


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Reply #602 on: June 15, 2009, 12:01:51 pm
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Reply #603 on: June 15, 2009, 12:57:59 pm
 :lol:Good one Mario.

You say Soulja boy, i say 2pac
You say 3 6 mafia, i say NWA
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Reply #604 on: June 15, 2009, 07:00:05 pm
Quote from: MarioRinarri on June 15, 2009, 12:01:51 pm
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Todor_CorleoneT: (70) :D
[WS]Winters: (65) Perverts lol
ADVERTISEMENT: Im your child, contact [SE]Dr_Pepper27(Phone:7851)

:o:O haah good one :P



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Reply #605 on: June 16, 2009, 12:19:59 pm
Have you heard for [ I ] (Imperial Incoroporated or so) here is JaMeS definition of it (xD):

Phonix_Kolta: (11) what is this [ I ]?
[TCL]JaMeS: (10) Insert Coin --> [ I ]
[TCL]Davey[ I ]: (0) Shut up, not funny!
Phonix_Kolta: (11) rofl!

and few moments later, Davey posted some ad, and after them I posted this:

Advertisment: Buying arcade machine with coin inserter, contact Mixa_Gvardia (5881)
[TCL]Davey[ I ]: (0) :@@

Davey, sorry for anoying you, but it's funny xD


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Reply #606 on: June 16, 2009, 12:24:23 pm
hahahhaa


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Reply #607 on: June 16, 2009, 12:35:27 pm
Quote from: Pritilender on June 16, 2009, 12:19:59 pm
Have you heard for [ I ] (Imperial Incoroporated or so) here is JaMeS definition of it (xD):

Phonix_Kolta: (11) what is this [ I ]?
[TCL]JaMeS: (10) Insert Coin --> [ I ]
[TCL]Davey[ I ]: (0) Shut up, not funny!
Phonix_Kolta: (11) rofl!

and few moments later, Davey posted some ad, and after them I posted this:

Advertisment: Buying arcade machine with coin inserter, contact Mixa_Gvardia (5881)
[TCL]Davey[ I ]: (0) :@@

Davey, sorry for anoying you, but it's funny xD


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Reply #608 on: June 16, 2009, 01:17:27 pm

(C)Copyright 2009. Alterlis(R) Corporation Co., Ltd. All rights reserved.

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Reply #609 on: June 16, 2009, 01:19:16 pm
Lol, Epic fail xD


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Reply #610 on: June 16, 2009, 04:07:52 pm
Mmkay here are somthing form me


ok maybe an offcer were fiskin him and he sayed

Blazer129(xx) : OMG COP STOLE MY WEED@@@
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Etc...

Other one a newbie furgot his pass and

I, am an eye in the sky looking at you.
Players were like hey sauron hey hey etc.. and a newbie says
Ohdude : Sauron HELP i furgot my passford off my main accaunt...


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The good one
Its, payday 4000$


I dont know who sayed but anyway
[TCL]JaMes : /setspam on
[AVt]Drixy : YAY
Payer2 : Wow yeyeyey
player3: Yayay !! great
player4 : Whohoh
Player5: yahha !!


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Reply #611 on: June 16, 2009, 04:33:13 pm
Quote from: 9r2e5i3k on June 14, 2009, 03:53:48 pm

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That was a day I just could not resist and techinically I won 30k but never accepted it
I thought was rather funny at the time, lesson learn never say 'anything you got' cos admins can do it so easy...

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Reply #612 on: June 17, 2009, 09:34:57 am
TCLNitrOxStracci: (23) cb RUN FROM ADMINS
ADVERTISEMENT: mania, contact mods(ID:41)
ADVERTISEMENT: mania], contact mods(ID:41)
Cutt3r: (25) do not use /ad for that
[AVt]Ramke: (53) LOL
ADVERTISEMENT: for that, contact mods(ID:41)
Cutt3r: (25) use ad for roleplay ads  - buying and selling legal stuff
[AVt]Ramke: (53) ROFL
mods (41), was warned by Cutt3r(25) for illegal ad
[AV]FlameMan(24), was kicked by [TCL]Mumin(22) for [email protected]


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Reply #613 on: June 17, 2009, 11:16:15 am
Quote from: MarioRinarri on June 17, 2009, 09:34:57 am
TCLNitrOxStracci: (23) cb RUN FROM ADMINS
ADVERTISEMENT: mania, contact mods(ID:41)
ADVERTISEMENT: mania], contact mods(ID:41)
Cutt3r: (25) do not use /ad for that
[AVt]Ramke: (53) LOL
ADVERTISEMENT: for that, contact mods(ID:41)
Cutt3r: (25) use ad for roleplay ads  - buying and selling legal stuff
[AVt]Ramke: (53) ROFL
mods (41), was warned by Cutt3r(25) for illegal ad
[AV]FlameMan(24), was kicked by [TCL]Mumin(22) for [email protected]
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Moan removed - [email protected]

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Reply #614 on: June 17, 2009, 12:42:31 pm
Quote from: MarioRinarri on June 17, 2009, 09:34:57 am
[AV]FlameMan(24), was kicked by [TCL]Mumin(22) for [email protected]

Not even funny - cannot laugh about it.



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