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[SA:MP] Funny Chat Logs

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Reply #615 on: June 17, 2009, 01:43:27 pm
Not even funny - cannot laugh about it.

It was the wrong ID. That's all..



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Reply #616 on: June 17, 2009, 02:14:43 pm
It was the wrong ID. That's all..

Still don't see the fun of it ;) .. lol



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Reply #617 on: June 18, 2009, 12:05:50 am
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Cutt3r: (25) do not use /ad for that
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mods (41), was warned by Cutt3r(25) for illegal ad



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Reply #618 on: June 18, 2009, 12:35:17 am
Still don't see the fun of it ;) .. lol

HE didnt sent it for you , he sent it to all of community . If you didnt liked simply go to 1 page back for laughing or look at your old posts .



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Reply #619 on: June 18, 2009, 02:24:15 am
HE didnt sent it for you , he sent it to all of community . If you didnt liked simply go to 1 page back for laughing or look at your old posts .

We're going off topic guys, lets stay on the tright track. Back on topic..



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Reply #620 on: June 18, 2009, 03:19:36 am
The good one
Its, payday 4000$


I dont know who sayed but anyway
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Reply #621 on: June 18, 2009, 04:19:11 am
Yeah..like wen I asked a 1 dollar Payday ? lol :D



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Reply #622 on: June 18, 2009, 09:57:33 am
Funny chat log when Gvardia accidentally invited me into one of their conversations on MSN, a couple left but towards the end it got really funny, especially with Renzo. There are spaces where pictures should have been, especially some weird ones xD. Also THIS CHAT COULD BE CONSIDERED OFFENSIVE AND INAPPROPRIATE TO YOUNG PEOPLE.



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Reply #623 on: June 18, 2009, 09:58:33 am
Wrong topic  :poke:



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Reply #624 on: June 18, 2009, 10:05:45 am
If your talking about my post, I think it should still count because its SA:MP related...



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Reply #625 on: June 18, 2009, 10:09:53 am
[AV]FlameMan(24), was kicked by [TCL]Mumin(22) for [email protected]

[AV]FlameMan(24) has joined a server.
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Reply #626 on: June 19, 2009, 06:05:43 pm
Lil, the best part was with that cable and shortcuts xD I still laughe on CIG xD



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Reply #627 on: June 20, 2009, 12:39:03 am
Funny chat log when Gvardia accidentally invited me into one of their conversations on MSN, a couple left but towards the end it got really funny, especially with Renzo. There are spaces where pictures should have been, especially some weird ones xD. Also THIS CHAT COULD BE CONSIDERED OFFENSIVE AND INAPPROPRIATE TO YOUNG PEOPLE.

LOL
page 10 and 11  :lol:  :rofl:





Renzo_Gvardia says:
Rofl guys, try this: Put a cable in your ass with salt lays, then pull it out
it's like godness

RayKaza | Mehdi says:
you try it ?

Eugene_Gvardia says:
cable?
how would u put a cable in ur ass?

Renzo_Gvardia says:
small one

RayKaza | Mehdi says:
Man Eug he have a big one

Renzo_Gvardia says:
I have bigg hole

RayKaza | Mehdi says:
large one

Eugene_Gvardia says:
....

Renzo_Gvardia says:
I can put a lamp in my ass, then fart and it goes like:  :idea:

Renzo_Gvardia says:
my mother is on the toilet

Renzo_Gvardia says:
she smells

Renzo_Gvardia says:
like a hotdog dipped in some whiskey and burned




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Reply #628 on: June 20, 2009, 12:56:41 am
LOL
page 10 and 11  :lol:  :rofl:





Renzo_Gvardia says:
Rofl guys, try this: Put a cable in your ass with salt lays, then pull it out
it's like godness

RayKaza | Mehdi says:
you try it ?

Eugene_Gvardia says:
cable?
how would u put a cable in ur ass?

Renzo_Gvardia says:
small one

RayKaza | Mehdi says:
Man Eug he have a big one

Renzo_Gvardia says:
I have bigg hole

RayKaza | Mehdi says:
large one

Eugene_Gvardia says:
....

Renzo_Gvardia says:
I can put a lamp in my ass, then fart and it goes like:  :idea:

Renzo_Gvardia says:
my mother is on the toilet

Renzo_Gvardia says:
she smells

Renzo_Gvardia says:
like a hotdog dipped in some whiskey and burned




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Reply #629 on: June 20, 2009, 01:09:19 am
Nice one  :lol:



 


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