[SA:MP] Funny Chat Logs

[Oliver]

Renzo_Gvardia says:
Rofl guys, try this: Put a cable in your ass with salt lays, then pull it out
it's like godness

RayKaza | Mehdi says:
you try it ?

Eugene_Gvardia says:
cable?
how would u put a cable in ur ass?

Renzo_Gvardia says:
small one

RayKaza | Mehdi says:
Man Eug he have a big one

Renzo_Gvardia says:
I have bigg hole

RayKaza | Mehdi says:
large one

Eugene_Gvardia says:
....

Renzo_Gvardia says:
I can put a lamp in my ass, then fart and it goes like:  :idea:

Renzo_Gvardia says:
my mother is on the toilet

Renzo_Gvardia says:
she smells

Renzo_Gvardia says:
like a hotdog dipped in some whiskey and burned




                        

Well, at least he doesn't trump me and Chase.

[Fido Dido]

LMAO 

[Altair_Carter]

LOL
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Renzo_Gvardia says:
Rofl guys, try this: Put a cable in your ass with salt lays, then pull it out
it's like godness

RayKaza | Mehdi says:
you try it ?

Eugene_Gvardia says:
cable?
how would u put a cable in ur ass?

Renzo_Gvardia says:
small one

RayKaza | Mehdi says:
Man Eug he have a big one

Renzo_Gvardia says:
I have bigg hole

RayKaza | Mehdi says:
large one

Eugene_Gvardia says:
....

Renzo_Gvardia says:
I can put a lamp in my ass, then fart and it goes like:  :idea:

Renzo_Gvardia says:
my mother is on the toilet

Renzo_Gvardia says:
she smells

Renzo_Gvardia says:
like a hotdog dipped in some whiskey and burned




                        

But Chase is more pro:

06.06.2009  8:27:05  DarkRaven  Chase  How're your turtles?
15.06.2009  22:33:28  Chase  DarkRaven  giant sea turtle in my asshole
15.06.2009  22:33:35  DarkRaven  Chase  Dude
15.06.2009  22:33:47  DarkRaven  Chase  Do you get satisfaction writing/minding this out ?
15.06.2009  22:33:50  Chase  DarkRaven  yup
15.06.2009  22:33:56  Chase  DarkRaven  makes me hard
15.06.2009  22:34:04  DarkRaven  Chase  facepal
15.06.2009  22:34:38  Chase  DarkRaven  do turtles have penises?
15.06.2009  22:34:46  DarkRaven  Chase  Btw, they really dont
15.06.2009  22:34:52  Chase  DarkRaven  : |
15.06.2009  22:35:26  Chase  DarkRaven 
19.06.2009  15:30:28  Chase  DarkRaven  yes hello
19.06.2009  15:30:44  Chase  DarkRaven  id like to tell you my hamburger was very great and tasting very good
19.06.2009  15:31:02  DarkRaven  Chase  ?
19.06.2009  15:31:12  Chase  DarkRaven  yes indeed
19.06.2009  15:31:19  Chase  DarkRaven  my big mac was very good
19.06.2009  15:31:23  Chase  DarkRaven  thank you very much
19.06.2009  15:32:02  DarkRaven  Chase  Oh, you mean the one, i replaced with time demo charge inside it?
19.06.2009  15:33:03  Chase  DarkRaven  lol yes
19.06.2009  15:33:11  DarkRaven  Chase  Well, it wasn't me
19.06.2009  15:33:28  Chase  DarkRaven  oh yes I read about that in the bible

[Janar]

Altair, this looks more like chat log from MSN history.

[Altair_Carter]

Altair, this looks more like chat log from MSN history.

It is, but from post above there's also one, i'd wanted to give an example.

[David_Omid]

PlayerX(ID) help me admins, I am bugged and need teleport!

David_Omid(ID) teleported PlayerX(ID)
[AV]Claire(ID) teleported PlayerX(ID)
Admin David_Omid(ID): Umm...Claire, I have his lower half...I think you have his upper body!
Admin [AV]Claire(ID): Yeah ummm...I have his head here
Admin David_Omid(ID): Let's never speak of this moment again...
*laughter from other admins*

[Julian]

PlayerX(ID) help me admins, I am bugged and need teleport!

David_Omid(ID) teleported PlayerX(ID)
[AV]Claire(ID) teleported PlayerX(ID)
Admin David_Omid(ID): Umm...Claire, I have his lower half...I think you have this upper body!
Admin [AV]Claire(ID): Yeah ummm...I have his head here
Admin David_Omid(ID): Let's never speak of this moment again...
*laughter from other admins*

LOL

[Altair_Carter]

[AV]FlameMan(23) enters the server
[AV]Grzesiek(42): Hey Flame
*ten minutes later*
[AV]FlameMan(23): Oh, hey grze

[FlameMan]

[AV]FlameMan(23) enters the server
[AV]Grzesiek(42): Hey Flame
*ten minutes later*
[AV]FlameMan(23): Oh, hey grze

lol what a fail it was not like that!

[AV]FlameMan(23) enters the server
[AV]Grzesiek(42): Hey Robert
[AV]FlameMan(23): hi Grze
*2 minutes later*
[AV]FlameMan(23): hi Grze
[AV]FlameMan(23): fail

I wanted to write same command as before, i pressed T, arrow key and chose previous text than i wanted, if you know what i mean.

[Altair_Carter]

lol what a fail it was not like that!

[AV]FlameMan(23) enters the server
[AV]Grzesiek(42): Hey Robert
[AV]FlameMan(23): hi Grze
*2 minutes later*
[AV]FlameMan(23): hi Grze
[AV]FlameMan(23): fail

I wanted to write same command as before, i pressed T, arrow key and chose previous text than i wanted, if you know what i mean.

Strange i didn't saw that

[Fuzzy]

PlayerX(ID) help me admins, I am bugged and need teleport!

David_Omid(ID) teleported PlayerX(ID)
[AV]Claire(ID) teleported PlayerX(ID)
Admin David_Omid(ID): Umm...Claire, I have his lower half...I think you have his upper body!
Admin [AV]Claire(ID): Yeah ummm...I have his head here
Admin David_Omid(ID): Let's never speak of this moment again...
*laughter from other admins*

BWHAHAHAHA 

[pixy]

PlayerX(ID) help me admins, I am bugged and need teleport!

David_Omid(ID) teleported PlayerX(ID)
[AV]Claire(ID) teleported PlayerX(ID)
Admin David_Omid(ID): Umm...Claire, I have his lower half...I think you have his upper body!
Admin [AV]Claire(ID): Yeah ummm...I have his head here
Admin David_Omid(ID): Let's never speak of this moment again...
*laughter from other admins*

LOL 

[kristina18]

Pm from [AVt]SunnyCortez(5): private message
Pm sent to [AVt]SunnyCortez(5):lol?
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Penguin_Montana(30): Jesus Titty f**king Christ
After that many lolz XD

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Chavez_Chan(60)  FTW
Chavez_Chan(60)  CHRIST
kristina18(58)     jesus!
Chavez_Chan(60)  christ!
kristina18(58)     jesus!
Chavez_Chan(60) christ!
kristina18(58)    jesus!
Chavez_Chan(60)  christ!

etc etc... xd
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Pm from Jake_Zare(47):that gay runned away
Pm from Jake_Zare(47):Sorry for my language :/
Pm sent to Jake_Zare(47):Guy or gay?

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ADVERTISEMENT:What word starts with P and ends in ORN?$5 reward,contact Tommy_Corleone (Phone: 6729)
Chavez_Chan(34):everyone spammed "Frank"? "FOCK"?  "f**k"?
kristina18(7):porn?
Seskom_Cems(65):Pork
kristina18(7):LOL
Seskom_Cems(65):Porn
Roy_Fuicleker(49):popcorn
Frednox_Gvardia(4):porn
Tommy_Corleone(25):WINNER!
some of em said ????
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MixalisK(6):Los Santos Surgery!
Roy_Fuicleker(49):LOS SANTOS SUCKERS!
MixalisK(6):omg >.>
Chavez_Chan(34):lol Roy
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David_Oconor(22) was kicked by Gimli(54) for flooding
(22)was kicked by [AV]Tai for flood
(22) was kicked by [AV]Jay_Adams(26) for spamming
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Pilot [RI]Joey_DeRossi(95): Pilot DeRossi requesting permission to takeoff what it seems to be...SF road,Over
Pilot kristina18(0):WHAT?,Over
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Zmudny(74):Police Radio: How to become typical stranger again?
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Penguin(7):I have raped 2 admins now
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Johnny_Luvineri(2): LOL! got PM from Obama
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Cutt3r(82) has been kicked for flooding Jeffery
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Pm sent to Todor_Corleone(40): This is madness!!! --continue
Pm from Todor_Corleone(40):...a...
Pm from Todor_Corleone(40):Madness?THIS IS SPARTAA!!ME KICKS YOU INTO A CAVE
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[AVt]Drixy(13):Police Radio: Suspects pwned  !,Over
[AVt]Drixy(13):Police Radio:I mean downed,Over
kristina18:Police Radio(38): lol,Over
[AV]Maladoi(30):Police Radio: lol,Over
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kristina18(10): SA weather: There's a big storn comming from north,direct to the LS!prepare your clothes and stay at home!
SamFisher(20)and ladies,hold your dresses down!
ADVERTISEMENT:SA weather: There's a big storn comming from north,direct to the LS!prepare your clothes and stay at home!,contact kristina18 (Phone:9723)
ADVERTISEMENT: And ladies,HOLD your dresses down!,contact Robin_CorleoneT(Phone:7838)
-They were repeating that every time I said SA weather..
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kristina18(61) shouts: surrender!
Mercuito_Stracci(45) shouts: RUN JACKASS !!
Mercuito_Stracci(45) shouts: RUUUUU--- !!
Mercuito_Stracci(45) shouts: shit !!
Mercuito_Stracci(45) shouts: go away !!
Mercuito_Stracci(45) shouts: we only innocent clowns !!
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Pm from [AV]FlameMan(10): lol
Pm sent to [AV]FlameMan(10): don't "lol"..
Pm from [AV]FlameMan(10): ok
Pm sent to [AV]FlameMan(10): lol again please :P
Pm from [AV]FlameMan(10): lol lol lol
Pm sent to [AV]FlameMan(10):don't lol,or I'll report you!
Pm from [AV]FlameMan(10): nooooooo
kristina18 (41): Admins,[AV]FlameMan is boring,he's flamming me thru PM!
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You received 1000 from Tom_Barker(49)
You sent 1000 to Tom_Barker(49)
You received 1000 from Tom_Barker(49)
You sent 1000 to Tom_Barker(49)
You received 1000 from Tom_Barker(49)
You sent 1000 to Tom_Barker(49)
You received 1000 from Tom_Barker(49) in your bank account.
kristina18(10)says: ...
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I pulled over one guy for speeding,and I was just going to give him a ticket...and this happens:
Mike_Greek(8) farts .
kristina18(57): omg..
kristina18(57): XO
Mike_Greek(57) shouts : smeels good??!!
kristina18(57) shouts : IT SMELLS ON EGGS GODDAMN!
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Gregersen_Cems(16): omg,this is me!!
Throne_Montana(24):OMG,IT'S SPONGEBOB!
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Hope u like my collection XD.. Took me 1 hour to write this... u can look up if u don't belive (post)

[Andy]

Nice collection. But I didn't get Flameman part, is he PMing him self lol Which you can't

[Janar]

Nice collection. But I didn't get Flameman part, is he PMing him self lol Which you can't

He is not PMing himself, read properly:

Pm from [AV]FlameMan(10): ...
Pm sent to [AV]FlameMan(10): ...