Time for me to post my little log of fun :P
Crime of [RI]Mario_Rinna suspected by officer johnhny_dery for offer officer dustRenzo_Gvardia : I was harvesting weed, cop came to tell me i was driving to fast, i said no and he said bye
[RI]Frank_Hawk : The server is raping me.
[RI]Frank_Hawk : I cannot keep relogging like a baboon on heels.
[RI]Frank_Hawk : I've been injected with the same medicine, used to turn baboons into pink pimps. Don't hate me

[WS]StaticX : Wintah Online! :o WTF! GO AWAY! We want SUMMER!
Wash_Corleone : I wonder what i means, when someone asks me to get in thier car, with rope
[RI]Frank_Hawk : He will offer you a baboon on walking heels ?
[Player] was banned by Rafael_Fonseca for Bye Bye again, i stop when you stopAR]Panda : mafsAR]Panda : remeberAR]Panda : always check your mirrors for speeding pandas[RI]Lou_Bruno : Have no fear, citizens of Argonath, The Dark Cock is here.
Hank_Rafferty Emergency radio : SAPD to the crazy paramedic, DO NOT CHASE SUSPECTS!Battle_Cuneo : Who are we waiting for ?, the man in black?
Maladoi : wrong
Maladoi : The men in white

[Rstar]Pancer : GIME ME DA KEY NAOW
[RoP]Antoni : get away you carparking me!!!
[RoP]Antoni : carkilling
[AV]Nexxt : i robbed the trafficlight
Delmarco_Wallace : gIVE UP THE MONEY NIGGA OR tHIS f**kIN' bULLET GOING ON CHAT'hEAD
Damion was suspected by officer [CB]David for hat theftPanda_Araatus : WHAT A f**kING RETARDED IMMIGRANT CUNTPanda_Araatus : WellPanda_Araatus : That was wrong IDMcChicken was warned by [TCL]trunks for NO FLAMING AND THIS IS RIGHT ID[TCL]trunks : omg
Curtis_Cems : no it isnt
Gimli : I am Ajuto Mir Mishmari Amu Zikari the seventh
[AVt]SunnyCortez : Ramke : are you a hooker? Do not ram my dick, please :o
[AVt]Ramke : ffs sunny

GiacJr : carolina is suck a spactic freak
GiacJr : reminds me of my mum
GiacJr : but i dind't say that
Took awile :P