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Offline battle

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Reply #645 on: June 21, 2009, 06:33:00 pm
Time for me to post my little log of fun :P

Crime of [RI]Mario_Rinna suspected by officer johnhny_dery for offer officer dust

Renzo_Gvardia : I was harvesting weed, cop came to tell me i was driving to fast, i said no and he said bye


[RI]Frank_Hawk : The server is raping me.
[RI]Frank_Hawk : I cannot keep relogging like a baboon on heels.
[RI]Frank_Hawk : I've been injected with the same medicine, used to turn baboons into pink pimps. Don't hate me :(


[WS]StaticX : Wintah Online! :o WTF! GO AWAY! We want SUMMER!


Wash_Corleone : I wonder what i means, when someone asks me to get in thier car, with rope
[RI]Frank_Hawk : He will offer you a baboon on walking heels ?

[Player] was banned by Rafael_Fonseca for Bye Bye again, i stop when you stop

AR]Panda : mafs
AR]Panda : remeber
AR]Panda : always check your mirrors for speeding pandas



[RI]Lou_Bruno : Have no fear, citizens of Argonath, The Dark Cock is here.

Hank_Rafferty Emergency radio : SAPD to the crazy paramedic, DO NOT CHASE SUSPECTS!


Battle_Cuneo : Who are we waiting for ?, the man in black?
Maladoi : wrong
Maladoi : The men in white :)


[Rstar]Pancer : GIME ME DA KEY NAOW


[RoP]Antoni : get away you carparking me!!!
[RoP]Antoni : carkilling


[AV]Nexxt : i robbed the trafficlight


Delmarco_Wallace : gIVE UP THE MONEY NIGGA OR tHIS f**kIN' bULLET GOING ON CHAT'hEAD

Damion was suspected by officer [CB]David for hat theft

Panda_Araatus : WHAT A f**kING RETARDED IMMIGRANT CUNT
Panda_Araatus : Well
Panda_Araatus : That was wrong ID

McChicken was warned by [TCL]trunks for NO FLAMING AND THIS IS RIGHT ID
[TCL]trunks : omg
Curtis_Cems : no it isnt

Gimli : I am Ajuto Mir Mishmari Amu Zikari the seventh

[AVt]SunnyCortez : Ramke : are you a hooker? Do not ram my dick, please :o
[AVt]Ramke : ffs sunny :(


GiacJr : carolina is suck a spactic freak
GiacJr : reminds me of my mum
GiacJr : but i dind't say that

Took awile :P

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Reply #646 on: June 21, 2009, 06:38:18 pm
Hank_Rafferty Emergency radio : SAPD to the crazy paramedic, DO NOT CHASE SUSPECTS!

thats the best one  :evil: :evil:



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Reply #647 on: June 21, 2009, 06:49:01 pm
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Panda_Araatus : WHAT A f**kING RETARDED IMMIGRANT CUNT
Panda_Araatus : Well
Panda_Araatus : That was wrong ID

PWNTTTTTTTTTT



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Reply #648 on: June 21, 2009, 07:39:37 pm
McChicken was warned by [TCL]trunks for NO FLAMING AND THIS IS RIGHT ID
[TCL]trunks : omg
Curtis_Cems : no it isnt


It's ALS, and i already appologised for that mistake
i just broke up with my girlfriend than :(



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Reply #649 on: June 21, 2009, 07:42:28 pm
Very nice collection Battle and Kris!  :lol:

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Reply #650 on: June 22, 2009, 12:19:15 am
Panda_Araatus : WHAT A f**kING RETARDED IMMIGRANT CUNT
Panda_Araatus : Well
Panda_Araatus : That was wrong ID


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Reply #651 on: June 22, 2009, 03:20:31 am
Seskom_Cems: there are some rocks where you gotta climb
[TCL]RockStracci: D:

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[AV]Janek[cAA]: Meh, it's only Dave

Adam_Stevens says: Why did you suspect him?
Adam_Stevens says: Andy?
Andy_Mann says: looked a bit shifty
Adam_Stevens says: Lol

XxKratosx: Police Radio: i just killed some1 by accident wa do i dow, Over.
[AVt]Drix_Kolta: Police Radio:  Excuse me?, Over.
XxKratosx: Police Radio:  lol, Over.



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Reply #652 on: June 22, 2009, 05:45:46 pm
Panda_Araatus : WHAT A f**kING RETARDED IMMIGRANT CUNT
Panda_Araatus : Well
Panda_Araatus : That was wrong ID

Just to clarify, I was kidding with a friend on the right ID. :lol:

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Reply #653 on: June 22, 2009, 05:49:49 pm
Just to clarify, I was kidding with a friend on the right ID. :lol:

About Leicster? :rofl:

I sell the things you need to be, I'm the smiling face of your TV. I'm the Cult of Personality. I exploit you; still you love me,
I tell you one and one makes three. I'm the Cult of Personality. Like Joseph Stalin and Gandhi, I'm the Cult of Personality. Neon lights, a Nobel Prize, when a leader speaks, that leader dies. You won't have to follow me. Only you can set you free.


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Reply #654 on: June 22, 2009, 10:56:27 pm
I LOVE ALL OF YOU



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Reply #655 on: June 23, 2009, 04:35:09 am
Jeffery was unbanned by [Rstar]Jaaskaa for
[WS]Andy was kicked by Jeffery for flooding




Hurm ... lol...

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Reply #656 on: June 23, 2009, 04:55:02 am
lolwhut

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Reply #657 on: June 23, 2009, 10:58:26 am
I LOVE ALL OF YOU

Who the hell is he?  :trust:
He spamming same words at every topics  :poke:

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Reply #658 on: June 23, 2009, 01:52:03 pm
Jeffery was unbanned by [Rstar]Jaaskaa for
[WS]Andy was kicked by Jeffery for flooding




Hurm ... lol...
hahahahh good one  :lol: :rofl: :rofl:



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Reply #659 on: June 23, 2009, 02:01:58 pm
Jeffery was unbanned by [Rstar]Jaaskaa for
[WS]Andy was kicked by Jeffery for flooding

That backstabbing....



 


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