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Offline Julian

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Reply #660 on: June 23, 2009, 02:17:59 pm
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Johnny_Luvineri(2): LOL! got PM from Obama
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Lol, that made me laugh.



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Reply #661 on: June 23, 2009, 06:02:15 pm
This was on the police radio, but I forgot the cops names

Cop1(xx): Police Radio: U12 watch your drivin! You drove over me!, over
Cop2(12): Police Radio: sorry, I was watching porn, over



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Reply #662 on: June 23, 2009, 06:15:16 pm
This was on the police radio, but I forgot the cops names

Cop1(xx): Police Radio: U12 watch your drivin! You drove over me!, over
Cop2(12): Police Radio: sorry, I was watching porn, over


LOL That made my day  :rofl:



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Reply #663 on: June 23, 2009, 06:28:00 pm
MrHatameki(xx): get your own medic car fucking retard.



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Reply #664 on: June 25, 2009, 04:33:39 pm
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Gregersen_Cems(16): omg,this is me!!
Throne_Montana(24):OMG,IT'S SPONGEBOB!
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- Erhm, I dont understand this?
It may be me, but what did happen before that? :s

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Reply #665 on: June 25, 2009, 05:59:59 pm
Some nice chat screenies :D








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Reply #666 on: June 25, 2009, 08:13:28 pm
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Gregersen_Cems(16): omg,this is me!!
Throne_Montana(24):OMG,IT'S SPONGEBOB!
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- Erhm, I dont understand this?
It may be me, but what did happen before that? :s
It's right name :o



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Reply #667 on: June 27, 2009, 11:49:17 am
Some nice chat screenies :D
[pics...]

No pics here, please.
kthxbai



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Reply #668 on: June 27, 2009, 02:57:46 pm


Be careful who you date...

Sorry for pics but if it bothers you that much to the point that your blood boils then just tell a forum admin. :)



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Reply #669 on: June 27, 2009, 03:03:09 pm
I laughed at that one Trojan.



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Reply #670 on: June 27, 2009, 03:10:04 pm
Jeffery was unbanned by [Rstar]Jaaskaa for
[WS]Andy was kicked by Jeffery for flooding




Hurm ... lol...

Haha, Jeffery is powerful when you release him   :lol:

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Reply #671 on: June 27, 2009, 03:11:11 pm
Haaah some nice ones



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Reply #672 on: June 28, 2009, 10:38:25 pm
Some nice chat screenies :D






omg
lol at the Jeffery spam



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Reply #673 on: June 28, 2009, 11:55:23 pm
After my calculations, he should have kicked himself.



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Reply #674 on: June 29, 2009, 09:00:31 pm
***Cofi_Gvardia(60) has joined the channel
***[1] kristina18(91): hey coffi,I heard about u ;)
***Cofi_Gvardia(60) has left the channel

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