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Reply #690 on: June 30, 2009, 07:25:36 pm
Quote from: EliteTerm on June 30, 2009, 04:55:59 pm
SpeedLimit: (26) A hacker just gave me 10k ...
SpeedLimit: (26) wait its from the server lol

 Lol  :rofl:


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Reply #691 on: July 01, 2009, 12:38:52 am
Quote from: Boxy on June 30, 2009, 07:16:04 pm
The funny part is at Amahone's:



I was ready to explode.

Haaah a very good one  :lol: :lol:



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Reply #692 on: July 01, 2009, 02:11:25 am
Quote from: Janicch on June 30, 2009, 03:47:40 pm
Malcom(20), was warned by [AV]Tai(23) for i like you, i really like you, lililililike you :D

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Reply #693 on: July 01, 2009, 03:46:06 am
This was once in the FBI Channel:

Josh_Page(1): What should i change my name to?  (Twas thinkin of changing my name)
Sean_Archer(2): Shit  (we rolled the rancher here lol)
Josh_Page(1): =O


This here was too funny:

[DS]wsi(20): How do i login to FBI?
[WS]DarkRaven(23): /login fbi ?

RS4 Beta testing jeffery

Charz(2): Test
Charz(2): Test
Charz(2): Test
Charz(2): Test
Charz(2): Test
Charz(2): Test
Charz(2): Test
Charz(2): Test
Charz(2): Test
Charz(2): Test
Charz(2): Test
Charz(2): Test
Charz(2) has been kicked for flooding by Jeffery.
Charz(2): Test
Charz(2): Test
Charz(2): Test
Charz(2): Test
Charz(2) has been kicked for flooding by Jeffery.
Charz(2): Test
Charz(2): Test
Charz(2): Test
Charz(2): Test
Charz(2): has been kicked for flooding by Jeffery.

GiacJr(*): I have to get off, mum said
Player(*): LOL you spelled mom mum hahahah (cant remember name)
GiacJr(*): -.-

Quote from: Gandalf on December 09, 2009, 07:14:26 pm
It allows Aliens to take over your computer and watch space porn. :rofl:

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Reply #694 on: July 01, 2009, 06:21:19 am
Quote from: Boxy on June 30, 2009, 07:16:04 pm
The funny part is at Amahone's:



I was ready to explode.



AHAHA thats from Blue Streak

check it out cool clip from that movie  :lol:  :rofl:


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Reply #695 on: July 01, 2009, 06:25:16 am
Eug i love that movie bro AHAHA

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Reply #696 on: July 01, 2009, 09:02:43 pm
Well here is something new that happend today with me and SWAT.


James_Hunter(25) shouts on megaphone): This is the LAW!!...STOP and SURRENDER now!!
[RSTAR]Kitsune(18) shouts on megaphone): STOP or we will use FORCE!!
Josh_Cems(2) has SURRENDERD......
Josh_Cems: (2) Oh man, SWAT ruined my moonbeam escape vehicle D:

Quote from: Gandalf on December 09, 2009, 07:14:26 pm
It allows Aliens to take over your computer and watch space porn. :rofl:

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Reply #697 on: July 01, 2009, 09:28:49 pm
Quote from: EliteTerm on June 30, 2009, 04:55:59 pm
SpeedLimit: (26) A hacker just gave me 10k ...
SpeedLimit: (26) wait its from the server lol

LOL!  :D


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Reply #698 on: July 01, 2009, 09:37:12 pm
Box_Gvardia(25) Inside A Tight Vagina, Paradiso, San Fierro

Eu corro fujo desta sombra / Em sonhos vejo este passado
E na parede do meu quarto / Ainda está o seu retrato
Eu quero ver pra não lembrar / Pensei até em me mudar / Lugar qualquer que não exista / O pensamento em você

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Reply #699 on: July 01, 2009, 09:59:37 pm
Quote from: O-Dog. on July 01, 2009, 06:21:19 am


AHAHA thats from Blue Streak

check it out cool clip from that movie  :lol:  :rofl:


Shit, I love that movie. Dave Chappelle is awesome. :D


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Reply #700 on: July 02, 2009, 12:37:16 am
Quote from: JayL on July 01, 2009, 09:37:12 pm
Box_Gvardia(25) Inside A Tight Vagina, Paradiso, San Fierro

hehehe  :lol:


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Reply #701 on: July 02, 2009, 01:33:48 am
Quote from: JayL on July 01, 2009, 09:37:12 pm
Box_Gvardia(25) Inside A Tight Vagina, Paradiso, San Fierro

lol?



Quote from: Gandalf on February 28, 2010, 05:15:53 pm
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Reply #702 on: July 02, 2009, 09:14:52 am
Quote from: JayL on July 01, 2009, 09:37:12 pm
Box_Gvardia(25) Inside A Tight Vagina, Paradiso, San Fierro

Only our prayers and god can get him out now. . . .  :pop:

Anyway, I was digging in some old things and stumbled upon this, laughed for a good time.

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DING DING DING!!
Lie meter - 120%!

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Reply #703 on: July 02, 2009, 10:23:59 am
This is from forums and I suppose only Russians can understand the funny of this log (Abraham was talking about guy on server)

Abraham: Abramovic Enterprices or something like that, the dude turned out to be a moneyhacker

Real Life Roleplay!!

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Reply #704 on: July 02, 2009, 12:49:42 pm
Quote from: Aragorn on July 02, 2009, 10:23:59 am
This is from forums and I suppose only Russians can understand the funny of this log (Abraham was talking about guy on server)

Abraham: Abramovic Enterprices or something like that, the dude turned out to be a moneyhacker

Real Life Roleplay!!

LMFAO

http://argonathrpg.eu/forum/index.php?topic=46601.0
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