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Reply #720 on: July 03, 2009, 11:07:14 pm
Taichi: Who is President of Argonath?
IronHide: Mistah Cems?


REPLICA.

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Reply #721 on: July 03, 2009, 11:28:45 pm
Quote from: Rusty on July 03, 2009, 11:07:14 pm
Taichi: Who is President of Argonath?
IronHide: Mistah Cems?



Lol  :rofl:


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Reply #722 on: July 04, 2009, 12:22:48 am
Epic lol


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Reply #723 on: July 04, 2009, 12:43:21 am
ok so some guy called 911

<player> check out and suspect if need.
Hi i'd like a pizza please?
Suspect:Unknown.


That made me lul


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Reply #724 on: July 04, 2009, 01:37:18 am
Quote from: Ajeesh on July 04, 2009, 12:43:21 am
ok so some guy called 911

<player> check out and suspect if need.
Hi i'd like a pizza please?
Suspect:Unknown.


That made me lul

It was "Hello can i have a cheese pizza please" :D


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Reply #725 on: July 04, 2009, 05:05:45 am
Eagle_Montana(58) was suspected by officer Jazz_Haggis(30) for Driving weird

Laza(24) was suspected by officer Leonardo_Prkic(56) for big crime



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Reply #726 on: July 04, 2009, 07:07:44 am
Quote from: Dex507 on July 02, 2009, 10:55:20 pm
Lol i got the whole collection with me stopping (God i dont remember who it was....i think it was FlameMan..correct me if i am wrong, please.)

Jonny_Tattaglia(66) KNOCKS ON WINDOW
Jonny_Tattaglia(66) says: ((sorry, caps -_-))
[AV]FlameMan(32) ROLLS DOWN WINDOW
Jonny_Tattaglia(66) says: Sir, do you know why i stopped you today?
[AV]FlameMan(32) says: I have nooooooooo idea
Jonny_Tattaglia(66) says: Not at all?
[AV]FlameMan(32) says: Nooooo idea
Jonny_Tattaglia(66) says: Sir, do you have a passport?
[AV]FlameMan(32) says: No, im illegal immigrant who smuggles drugs.
That made me laugh xD :lol:

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Reply #727 on: July 04, 2009, 12:31:31 pm
'[AVt]Lilac(73) you are suspect by officer Kill_Mad(23) for he stand by polis house'


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Reply #728 on: July 04, 2009, 01:19:34 pm
Quote from: MikeUK on July 04, 2009, 12:31:31 pm
'[AVt]Lilac(73) you are suspect by officer Kill_Mad(23) for he stand by polis house'
I guess it's a crime in some country  :roll:


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Reply #729 on: July 04, 2009, 01:30:49 pm
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Lol i got the whole collection with me stopping (God i dont remember who it was....i think it was FlameMan..correct me if i am wrong, please.)

Jonny_Tattaglia(66) KNOCKS ON WINDOW
Jonny_Tattaglia(66) says: ((sorry, caps -_-))
[AV]FlameMan(32) ROLLS DOWN WINDOW
Jonny_Tattaglia(66) says: Sir, do you know why i stopped you today?
[AV]FlameMan(32) says: I have nooooooooo idea
Jonny_Tattaglia(66) says: Not at all?
[AV]FlameMan(32) says: Nooooo idea
Jonny_Tattaglia(66) says: Sir, do you have a passport?
[AV]FlameMan(32) says: No, im illegal immigrant who smuggles drugs.

Quote from: Vince on July 04, 2009, 07:07:44 am
That made me laugh xD :lol:

QFT :lol:

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Quote from: MikeUK on July 04, 2009, 12:31:31 pm
'[AVt]Lilac(73) you are suspect by officer Kill_Mad(23) for he stand by polis house'

Quote from: Oliver on July 04, 2009, 01:19:34 pm
I guess it's a crime in some country  :roll:

Epic :lol:

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Reply #730 on: July 04, 2009, 06:04:25 pm
Rusty ( as freecop ) : Sorry sir you are dancing illegal , i have to suspect you


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Reply #731 on: July 04, 2009, 06:52:48 pm

This just happened


Eagle88:(46) Where can i post insults on the forums?

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Reply #732 on: July 04, 2009, 08:16:40 pm
Quote from: BlackEagle on July 04, 2009, 06:04:25 pm
Rusty ( as freecop ) : Sorry sir you are dancing illegal , i have to suspect you

hehe  :lol:


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Reply #733 on: July 04, 2009, 10:27:32 pm
Lol rusty :)



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Reply #734 on: July 04, 2009, 10:48:43 pm
Looks like Jeffery is a flooder himself.
Sean_Corleone(58) was kicked for flooding by Jeffery.
(58) was kicked for flooding by Jeffery.
(58) was kicked for flooding by Jeffery.

Looks like someone is angry...
Molk_: (4) I FINED ZOU 1500 BECAUSE U MADE ME FOLLOW ZOU FOR 10 MINUTES, ZOur Friend FUCKED UP MZ CAR

I had a couple more, but as I deleted my gallery of pictures in the San Andreas folder, this is all I got yet.
The second one with Molk_ was more funny when you was there. Because I remember there was some
other discussion above - can't remember about exactly.


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