[SA:MP] Funny Chat Logs

[SargentJosh]

Kuczyn12: (28) HOW CAN I BE A CUP ?
[WS]Alsatian: (69) LMAO!!!

This was funny :P

[Driggz]

Michael_Pedofile(9) has been kicked for flooding by Jeffery
Endre_Dahl:why did you kick him!=!=!=

Idk I thought it was funny atm

[Devin]

some classic things right here... 

[Aksel]

John Montana said something funny.

John to president!. Contact [HI]Josef_Prilo(7455)

And I did a passport test.


[HI]Josef_Prilo(xx): Who is the president of Argonath?
Nahibrahim_Nang(xx): John

[Nexxt]

John Montana said something funny.

John to president!. Contact [HI]Josef_Prilo(7455)

And I did a passport test.


[HI]Josef_Prilo(xx): Who is the president of Argonath?
Nahibrahim_Nang(xx): John

LOL.

And just to say - please change your signature and shit.
It's REALLY annoying.

Please change it, or please do not post anywhere anymore  :trust:

[Andy]

Michael_Pedofile(9) has been kicked for flooding by Jeffery
Endre_Dahl:why did you kick him!=!=!=

Idk I thought it was funny atm

LOL 

[TheRock]

Random Guy: FUCK YOU COPS!!!
Tommy_Corleone: if you Fuck Cops, CBFasi will be back with vegence

 

Call to Nexxt,

Nexxt: Hello
Nexxt: *Moron Filter Blocked Traffic*
Nexxt hangups...

 

Nexxt's Fails [chat meant to be in other Channel]

Nexxt: (31) Suck my Discostick Jack! <3


[TCL]Dexter: (29) everyone gets a cookie but not me :P
Gimli: (20) /me eats the cockie
Gimli: (20) cookie*


 

I got even more

Josh_Page's Crazyness....

Josh_Page: (31) Bann Bann Powwwww!! 

[Cutt3r]

kosong_oo: Kill police!!
Cutt3r: kosong this is a roleplay server, no "kill police", "police bang bang", "chase me" ok?
kosong_oo: oh ok
kosong_oo: kill me!!

[Driggz]

kosong_oo: Kill police!!
Cutt3r: kosong this is a roleplay server, no "kill police", "police bang bang", "chase me" ok?
kosong_oo: oh ok
kosong_oo: kill me!!

LMAO!!

[aan_okeh]

from his nick name that boy is Indonesian, Kosong mean empty.. lol

[Janicch]

kosong_oo: Kill police!!
Cutt3r: kosong this is a roleplay server, no "kill police", "police bang bang", "chase me" ok?
kosong_oo: oh ok
kosong_oo: kill me!!

Haha, this one is unbeatable 

[8793574]

from his nick name that boy is Indonesian, Kosong mean empty.. lol

Indonesia is not the only country that uses kosong as empty. forgot about Malaysia ? or Brunei Darussalam ? 

[aan_okeh]

yes u rite bro 

[rJCaiG]

Gigantic list of funny chat logs from '07 and '08.
I'll explain some of them. Explainations are in bold.

Omri: Rusty where are you?
Rusty: Scotland
GiacJr: lol


ron(22) was kicked by GiacJr for Change your name please
(22) was kicked by [Rstar]xcasio for Choose another name please
Admin GiacJr: I win
Admin [Rstar]xcasio: :@




Admin GiacJr: damn watti's annoying...agreed?
Admin [NS]Watti: Agreed
Admin GiacJr: ZOMFGWTF
Admin [Rstar]Petey: lol
Admin GiacJr: HES AN ADMIN
Admin [NS]Watti: eh?
Admin [Rstar]Petey: LMFAO


old scripts, when /changename was free
[NS]Speaker: can i be GiacSr?
GiacJr: ok
GiacSr: thx
Pups: lmao you did it
[TCL]Trobby: lol, speaker




Brad_Corleone: *looks at giac*   *giggles*   *flies away*




on SAMP
[Rstar]RON: !kick 39 enough abusing caps and swearing
GiacJr: lol


RON was trying to explain to a russian that this was an RPG server...
Admin Aragorn: the thing is that in Russian language, "RPG" is Raketo-Protivotankovaya Granata"
Admin GiacJr: whats that mean?
Admin Aragorn: "Rocket Grenade against tanks"




/crime 16
Crime of Maipe_Eneshertz: He likes eggs and DM


my twisted sense of humour
papoj1: everyone, no blowing stuff in front of LSPD plz
GiacJr: lol....



i love this one
[R*]Ron: me are not a do is english




[XD]Justin: you like rape?
GiacJr: ...no?
[XD]Justin: rap i mean
GiacJr: lol




Back when DeadDevil was pope.
DeadDevil: Amen!!
Aragorn: Amen!!
Carnage: Amen!!
GiacJr: Amen!!
Legolas: Amen!!
Charger: Amen!!
[NS]Lux: DEVIL!!!!


someone was making shit up and RON saw it
Aragorn: GiacJr, do not pay attention - this guy likes crap
GiacJr: who? legolas?
Legolas:


WARNING: GiacJr, the cops are after you for: being a Nazi
 :redface:



[NS]Lux: ron i picked from flowers for you )
[R*]Ron: get lost




Guy kills petey after RON froze him
[R*]RON: lol petey, how? i froze him
[R*]Petey: i dont know
[R*]RON: were you standing in front?
[R*]Petey: yes lol
[R*]RON: HAHAHAHHAHA
[R*]Petey: he aims
[R*]Petey: and im like "hahah he cant kill me"
[R*]RON: ROFL




[R*]Sharphis: should bartender say to customers 'mate'?
GiacJr: i'm an australian bartender
[R*]Sharphis: We are in America. Civilisation, man.
GiacJr: should a customer say to bartenders 'man'?
[R*]Sharphis: sorry, sir.



=AV=Kerr: no fighting in the car park!
=AV=Kerr: dont make me get my broom!



not funny, just showing our old admin team 
Admins online:
Admin [R*]Kaltsu
Admin Nikolai
Admin [R*]Sharphis
Admin [R*]RON
Admin mihail
Admin Tony_Dragons
Admin [R*]Crimson
Admin =AV=Decy
Admin Gandalf




[R*]RON: ok lets all balls in one pants



This is an international server, please use English in chat.
This is an international server, please use English in chat.
This is an international server, please use English in chat.
Admin [ALS]Inkognito: I was second
Admin [Rstar]Husky: o_o
Admin [ALS]Inkognito: who was first and third?
Admin GiacJr: i was first :d



GiacJr: my mum thinks LOL means Loser OnLine
[WS]Parox: you LOL giac
James_Solonik: LOL giac
GiacJr: -.- thanks guys




[AK]JDCdes: LMFAO = Like my fuck? Again? Orgasm?





Aragorn: why did you ram me?
MadBoi_Seville: accident
Aragorn: hah wRONg answer
[Rstar]Lionz: lol
GiacJr: lol



Admin [ALS]Inkognito: /ban 11 armour hax
GiacJr(11) teleported to GiacJr(11)
Admin GiacJr: -_-
Admin [Rstar]Pancher
Admin [ALS]Inkognito:
Admin [Rstar]Husky:




[WS]Lavamike: I've caught a speeding pancake, Over.




Admin MuminSvensson: /die 22
GiacJr(22) was killed by admin GiacJr(22)
Admin GiacJr: bastard...
Admin GiacJr: i wonder why they say there's not enough trust in the admin team :x
Admin [AV]FlameMan: hahahah
Admin Cane_Martinez: lmao giac





AD: What is my favourite type of music? 5k. Contact: [Rstar]Razor
Immo_Calvino: Rock
[Rstar]Pancher Punk!!
[WS]Altair: PUNK ROCK!!
[WS]Altair: lol




[ALS]Martentest is put under banana rule by admin [ALS]Martentest
[ALS]Martentest is lifted from banana rule by admin [ALS]Martentest
Admin Mafs_Corleone: he's practicing for blowing...




^_^ i miss old argonath

[aan_okeh]

That time i was crashed a lot, and then:

AlbertRavn: I bet 1000 aan will crash after 60s
Stanley_Taylor: XD

i crashed again