[SA:MP] Funny Chat Logs

[Rusty]

Lol the one's in the Humor page on the Portal are the best. 

[SeanC]

Did you really have to quote everything? Over quoting removed.
-Kitsune

nice

[Petey]

SeanC no need to quote THE WHOLE POST...

btw, i remember when ron froze that guy. lol it was damn funny

[rJCaiG]

oh btw petey, i told you i'd find the screenie :

[Petey]

yes people asking if they can join the irl when the list is almost full lol

[FlameMan]

Admin [ALS]Inkognito: /ban 11 armour hax
GiacJr(11) teleported to GiacJr(11)
Admin GiacJr: -_-
Admin [Rstar]Pancher
Admin [ALS]Inkognito:
Admin [Rstar]Husky:



Admin MuminSvensson: /die 22
GiacJr(22) was killed by admin GiacJr(22)
Admin GiacJr: bastard...
Admin GiacJr: i wonder why they say there's not enough trust in the admin team :x
Admin [AV]FlameMan: hahahah
Admin Cane_Martinez: lmao giac

I rememer those two, that was damn hard Even now I can't stop laughing when I remind myself those old times ;P

[Altair_Carter]

RON was trying to explain to a russian that this was an RPG server...
Admin Aragorn: the thing is that in Russian language, "RPG" is Raketo-Protivotankovaya Granata"
Admin GiacJr: whats that mean?
Admin Aragorn: "Rocket Grenade against tanks"

What's funny in that? And, if more "to-word" translation, it'd be like "Rocket-AntiTank Grenade" But RON translated more properate.
Post Merge: July 14, 2009, 12:12:02 amP.S. I found Mihail and Nicolai!!! ARE THEY STILL ON ARGONATH !?!?!? ?
Post Merge: July 14, 2009, 10:13:48 am

AD: What is my favourite type of music? 5k. Contact: [Rstar]Razor
Immo_Calvino: Rock
[Rstar]Pancher Punk!!
[WS]Altair: PUNK ROCK!!
[WS]Altair: lol

that's so old. I still remember it.

[Jserg]

Nice one there Giac


Hmm an old one


[TCL]Jserg has joined the server
[TCL]Jserg:.login Nexxt
Nexxt:
[TCL]Jserg: it says that my account is too gay
Lots of lol.

Actually it was funny cause of Nexxt reaction later ;d

[Devin]

Aragorn: why did you ram me?
MadBoi_Seville: accident
Aragorn: hah wRONg answer
[Rstar]Lionz: lol
GiacJr: lol

good old days.. xD must be from July '08

[Julian]

Some stuff that I laughed at. :P


luke_sindaco: (78) report 42 CARJACKING F*CKING ASSHOLE


ADVERTISMENT: please, contact [AVt]Lilac
[AVt]Lilac: Damn
[AVt]Lilac: Fail
ADVERTISMENT: k, contact CopOnea


Dexi_G(30) has been kicked for flooding by Jeffery.
(30) has been kicked for flooding by Jeffery.
(30) has been kicked for flooding by Jeffery.


*** [CB] Antonio_Luvineri(2): lets do some shit
*** [CB] Seether_Luvineri(36): Find a toilet and do that!


We were in a car chase with four Luvineri members with an FBI rancher after us. We just picked up Johnny from HQ and he didn't have a gun. Then he did this:

Johnny_Luvineri(22) havent done anything illegal
Crime of Johnny_Luvineri(22): Suspected by officer [WS]Wichifredo(40) for doing illegal activities
Johnny_Luvineri(22): grrrrr
Julian_Luvineri(9): lol


Me and Philip joking around:

Julian_Luvineri(23) Inside Pancake party inside, Calton Heights, San Fierro
Julian_Luvineri(23) Inside Luvineris pancake factory, Calton Heights, San Fierro

ADVERTISMENT: Luvineris Pancakes(TM) | Order some very good ones at 7009|, contact Aldo_Luvineri(Phone:7009)
Frank_The_Tank: Mafia's selling pancakes?!


Edward_Gvardia: (43) Where is Patriot bought?
Squeak_Araatus: (79) El Quebrados, the Big Cock.
Aldo_Luvineri: (72) El Quebrados, the Small Cock.
Squeak_Araatus: (79) D:


ADVERTISMENT: i cant take this anmore gonna jump off city hall, contact [SACS]demon69
ADVERTISMENT: Nobody Cares, contact MrMarlboro


Crime of Baby_J(37): suspected by officer Jony_Tuga(8) for stole my heroin


You_Banned_This(33) was banned by Cutt3r(61) for weapon hacks. yes, i banned this too..


Goobii_Luvineri(41) Inside F*CK YOU^^, Commerce, Los Santos


ADVERTISMENT: abuse, contact Teckno(ID:30)


[AVt]Lilac Inside Your Mom - sorry, Santa Maria Beach, Los Santos
Mobstar Inside Not funny huh? I can f**k you that is funny, Ganton, Los Santos


Crime of [HItc]Will_Kane(5): suspected by officer Malvolio(16) for hh
Crime of Adolf_West(57): suspected by officer Remy_Blackford(46) for DM cops


[TCL]Amare(8): Hey
[TCL]Amare(8): Cya g2g


Lol.

[James_Alterlis]

Admin [ALS]Inkognito: /ban 11 armour hax
GiacJr(11) teleported to GiacJr(11)
Admin GiacJr: -_-
Admin [Rstar]Pancher
Admin [ALS]Inkognito:
Admin [Rstar]Husky:

ROFL!!! 

What's funny in that? And, if more "to-word" translation, it'd be like "Rocket-AntiTank Grenade" But RON translated more properate.

It's Anti-Tank Rocket Grenade...

[TCL]Amare(8): Hey
[TCL]Amare(8): Cya g2g

lol 

[Julian]

That was today, he joined the server, said hey, then he just had to go and left, lol.

[9r2e5i3k]

Edward_Gvardia: (43) Where is Patriot bought?
Squeak_Araatus: (79) El Quebrados, the Big Cock.
Aldo_Luvineri: (72) El Quebrados, the Small Cock.
Squeak_Araatus: (79) D:

Isn't it in Las Pasadayas or something?

[Julian]

Yeah, think so.

[Seskom]

Isn't it in Las Pasadayas or something?

Actually thers 2 cocks. 1 from rock and another 1 is male chicken xD