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Reply #855 on: July 19, 2009, 05:20:48 pm
Lmao :lol:


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Reply #856 on: July 19, 2009, 08:44:16 pm
Quote from: Nexxt on July 18, 2009, 11:05:50 am
Seriously,  /getonline is my skill.
I need to put a damn copyright on it..
Yeah, but it's old and not so funny anymore... Seriously...  :poke:

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Reply #857 on: July 19, 2009, 09:11:05 pm
An intruder alarm has gone off the property /sms 6790 for free rape,I'm professional, Downtown Los Santos
An intruder alarm has gone off the property /sms 6790 for free rape,I'm professional, Downtown Los Santos

[AV]Syn(59): Police radio : lol at that
kristina18(21): Police Radio : wtf lol


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Reply #858 on: July 19, 2009, 09:21:58 pm
Admins meeting:

[21:19] <Aragorn> Now
[21:19] <Aragorn> SA:MP admins
[21:19] <Aragorn> wait thats too long
[21:19] <Aragorn> MTA SA admins
[21:19] <David_Omid> LOL!
[21:19] <[WS]Ryan> :)
[21:19] <Twenty> lol
[21:19] <IcyAero> lol xD
[21:19] <Team-Tai> lol
[21:19] <[AV]Traser> lol
[21:19] <FlameMan> lol
[21:20] <David_Omid> hahaha
[21:20] <Team-Tai> =)
[21:20] <Winters> lol spam ftw
[21:20] <IcyAero> That made my day
[21:20] <Nexxt> lolz

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Reply #859 on: July 19, 2009, 09:53:11 pm
Quote from: FlameMan on July 19, 2009, 09:21:58 pm
Admins meeting(.........)
Lol, thats a funny one, though this is SAMP chatlogs, not MSN.


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Reply #860 on: July 19, 2009, 10:03:26 pm
It wasn't msn


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Reply #861 on: July 20, 2009, 01:05:55 am
Admin [AV]Wayne(47): May i slap your nuts?
Panda_Araatus(57) has joined the server.
Admin [AV]FlameMan(14): Wayne..
Admin [AV]FlameMan(14): I know you like touching my nuts
Admin Panda_Araatus(57): WAT
Admin [AV]FlameMan(14): but not so loud dude
Admin Panda_Araatus(57): What did I just login to.. ?
Admin [AV]FlameMan(14): Sexgonath
Admin [AV]FlameMan(14): Line 666-66-66, call now!

lol at Panda. He always knows when to enter...

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Reply #862 on: July 20, 2009, 01:09:35 am
Quote from: FlameMan on July 20, 2009, 01:05:55 am
Admin [AV]Wayne(47): May i slap your nuts?
Panda_Araatus(57) has joined the server.
Admin [AV]FlameMan(14): Wayne..
Admin [AV]FlameMan(14): I know you like touching my nuts
Admin Panda_Araatus(57): WAT
Admin [AV]FlameMan(14): but not so loud dude
Admin Panda_Araatus(57): What did I just login to.. ?
Admin [AV]FlameMan(14): Sexgonath
Admin [AV]FlameMan(14): Line 666-66-66, call now!

lol at Panda. He always knows when to enter...
:rofl:

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Reply #863 on: July 20, 2009, 01:12:59 am
Lol! :D


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Reply #864 on: July 20, 2009, 01:33:21 am
Quote from: FlameMan on July 20, 2009, 01:05:55 am
Admin [AV]Wayne(47): May i slap your nuts?
Panda_Araatus(57) has joined the server.
Admin [AV]FlameMan(14): Wayne..
Admin [AV]FlameMan(14): I know you like touching my nuts
Admin Panda_Araatus(57): WAT
Admin [AV]FlameMan(14): but not so loud dude
Admin Panda_Araatus(57): What did I just login to.. ?
Admin [AV]FlameMan(14): Sexgonath
Admin [AV]FlameMan(14): Line 666-66-66, call now!

lol at Panda. He always knows when to enter...

 :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Quote from: kristina18 on July 19, 2009, 09:11:05 pm
An intruder alarm has gone off the property /sms 6790 for free rape,I'm professional, Downtown Los Santos
An intruder alarm has gone off the property /sms 6790 for free rape,I'm professional, Downtown Los Santos

[AV]Syn(59): Police radio : lol at that
kristina18(21): Police Radio : wtf lol


 :lol: :lol:


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Reply #865 on: July 20, 2009, 01:44:01 am
I was Searching For Lavamike to Rob him and he entred his house.


Area(XX):Lavamike(XX)Inside Your Mom,Jefferson,Los Santos.

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Reply #866 on: July 20, 2009, 10:19:13 am
Quote from: pixy on June 23, 2009, 06:02:15 pm
This was on the police radio, but I forgot the cops names

Cop1(xx): Police Radio: U12 watch your drivin! You drove over me!, over
Cop2(12): Police Radio: sorry, I was watching porn, over

 :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

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Reply #867 on: July 21, 2009, 01:06:25 am
* Jonas_Jack hits freecop
Jonas_Cyan,This is not deathmatching server.
pm from flash:lol joke
pm from me to flash:admins can joke on cops right?
pm from flash:ye sure


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Reply #868 on: July 21, 2009, 06:19:35 am
Quote from: Jonas_Jack on July 21, 2009, 01:06:25 am
* Jonas_Jack hits freecop
Jonas_Cyan,This is not deathmatching server.
pm from flash:lol joke
pm from me to flash:admins can joke on cops right?
pm from flash:ye sure



That reminds me when I was shooting pebbles around Thomas' feet and I got that message :(


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Reply #869 on: July 21, 2009, 09:35:21 am


[WS]Oliver: (23) /changepass nexxtspenis
[WS]Oliver: (23) Password too small

:D

no disrespect meant but it was funny :D

Quote from: Gandalf on December 09, 2009, 07:14:26 pm
It allows Aliens to take over your computer and watch space porn. :rofl:

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