[SA:MP] Funny Chat Logs

[rJCaiG]

you forgot what i said after!

GiacJr: Why did nexxt have sex with the vending machine?
GiacJr: it said enter PIN

<3 you though nexxt

[Flash]

* Jonas_Jack hits freecop

Jonas_Cyan,This is not deathmatching server.
pm from flash:lol joke
pm from me to flash:admins can joke on cops right?
pm from flash:ye sure

You didnt ask me that question :o, it was something else.

[TheRealStof]

you forgot what i said after!

GiacJr: Why did nexxt have sex with the vending machine?
GiacJr: it said enter PIN

<3 you though nexxt

HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! niice HOMG brew

[spartan1178]

Crime of [Rstar]Pancher(19): suspected by officer [Rstar]Pancher(19) for corrputed, murder

 :wow:

[8793574]

Crime of [Rstar]Pancher(19): suspected by officer [Rstar]Pancher(19) for corrputed, murder

 :wow:

ROFL 

[BKP]

Crime of [Rstar]Pancher(19): suspected by officer [Rstar]Pancher(19) for corrputed, murder

 :wow:

He should spend some days as a chicken  :redface:

[kristina18]

Crime of [Rstar]Pancher(19): suspected by officer [Rstar]Pancher(19) for corrputed, murder

 :wow:

hahahaha rofl   :razz:

[Pazienza]

He should spend some days as a chicken  :redface:

You will get demoted to chicken! serving beer in the ARPD bar

[MikeUK]

He should spend some days as a chicken  :redface:

[Off topic]He should, if we were suspected for that we'd be fired from SAPD.

[Demon]

You may now login
Please wait about 5 seconds
^{(normally the 'please wait' message is BEFORE the 'you may now login' message)}

Zombitoto: 2
Zombitoto: 1
Zombitoto: kill
Victoria_Smith: wtf?
Victoria_Smith: i was not even criminal
Zombitoto: BUT I'm DEVIL

That happened to me too when You may login was before Please wait about 5 seconds... And when he killed me i lost like 6k weapons -_-

[Pablo]

i remember once, a freecop suspected a "criminal" for hacking i rofled when i saw the crime
 

[Oliver]

i remember once, a freecop suspected a "criminal" for hacking i rofled when i saw the crime
 

I've done it 3 times. I mix /su up with /report :/

/su ID armour hacks
/p SHIT
/report ID armour hacks

[MorlanV]

Hehehehe nice one :P

i know xD

[TheRock]

Admin [AV]Wayne(47): May i slap your nuts?
Panda_Araatus(57) has joined the server.
Admin [AV]FlameMan(14): Wayne..
Admin [AV]FlameMan(14): I know you like touching my nuts
Admin Panda_Araatus(57): WAT
Admin [AV]FlameMan(14): but not so loud dude
Admin Panda_Araatus(57): What did I just login to.. ?
Admin [AV]FlameMan(14): Sexgonath
Admin [AV]FlameMan(14): Line 666-66-66, call now!

lol at Panda. He always knows when to enter...

ROFL!!!! 


Yesterday, after jailing gandalfscat for vandalism:

PM from gandalfscat(81): usux
PM sent to gandalfscat: I am doing my job only
PM from gandalfscat(81): I knowz i only kiddin

 


CB:

After talking a bit in public yesterday night [on Bday start] in cb about some probs, someone feels that he can be "superman" again...  :banana: :banana:

**[2100] Oma_Kolta(58): granny is here to save the day! <3

Lol! 

Oma = Matute.

[Driggz]

Nice mini collection rock