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Offline Ted

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Reply #1005 on: August 15, 2009, 02:21:32 am
i saw this moments ago

Crime of Stephane356(21):suspected by officer Sebas_Sinatra(28) for driving

along with the usual lol's and rofl's


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Reply #1006 on: August 16, 2009, 03:44:29 pm
Gecko: (57) TWENTYYY <3
[TCL]Twenty: (69) Who the f**k are you? :O
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Reply #1007 on: August 16, 2009, 07:46:51 pm
Quote from: 8793574 on August 16, 2009, 03:44:29 pm
Gecko: (57) TWENTYYY <3
[TCL]Twenty: (69) Who the f**k are you? :O
Gecko: (57) :(

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Reply #1008 on: August 17, 2009, 09:58:06 am
Kayne_Morelli(38) was suspected by Officer [SASD]Blinky(6) for weed possession and (magic tricks)


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Reply #1009 on: August 17, 2009, 10:07:56 am
Quote from: Rory on August 17, 2009, 09:58:06 am
Kayne_Morelli(38) was suspected by Officer [SASD]Blinky(6) for weed possession and (magic tricks)
:rofl: what he do i wonder /me thinks pulling gun out of A**  :lol:

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Reply #1010 on: August 17, 2009, 07:48:35 pm

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Reply #1011 on: August 17, 2009, 07:55:33 pm
Fu cker(8) connected to server
Fu cker(8) was kicked by Aragorn(12) for bye Fu cker

*Sorry for the space but otherwise it get censored :(


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Reply #1012 on: August 17, 2009, 07:57:13 pm
The actual reason was "CU fucker" I think :D


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Reply #1013 on: August 18, 2009, 03:54:50 am
Quote from: Ted on August 15, 2009, 02:21:32 am
i saw this moments ago

Crime of Stephane356(21):suspected by officer Sebas_Sinatra(28) for driving

along with the usual lol's and rofl's
i love cops like that  :rofl:

new name: Mr.KnighT

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Reply #1014 on: August 18, 2009, 05:02:56 am
DarkCisco[1A]: (1) I have stolen 100,000,000,000,000,000 dollars!
[SASD]Rory_A: (3) You have been banned for money hacks
[ZT]Louis_Dragon: (14) I have hacked 100,000,000,000,000,000 dollars!
[ZT]Louis_Dragon: (14) Fixed ^


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Reply #1015 on: August 18, 2009, 01:19:00 pm
Randomly overheard at Pershing Square:

Oliver_Montana shouts megaphone): Stop shooting! You're ruining my appetite!



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Playa_Gvardia says: vote me free blowjobs


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Reply #1016 on: August 18, 2009, 01:25:12 pm
Hahah  :rofl:

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Reply #1017 on: August 18, 2009, 01:26:24 pm
Quote from: 9r2e5i3k on August 18, 2009, 01:19:00 pm
Randomly overheard at Pershing Square:

Oliver_Montana shouts megaphone): Stop shooting! You're ruining my appetite!
LOL


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Reply #1018 on: August 18, 2009, 04:15:27 pm
PM from money_kolstovT(39): can you give me a ride to the whore house

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Reply #1019 on: August 18, 2009, 04:21:10 pm
Quote from: smey on August 18, 2009, 04:15:27 pm
PM from money_kolstovT(39): can you give me a ride to the whore house
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