[SA:MP] Funny Chat Logs

[Demon]

Little compilation from my Pictures:
tuning_master: (44) how do i change my skin?
[Rstar]IcyAero: (25) Go to a clothes store and type /buyweapons

[TCL]Cannibal: (8) PWNT
[TCL]Cannibal (8) has been kicked for flooding by Jeffrey.

Crime of [TCL]RintKoltsov(61) : suspected by officer InfernalCurse(72) for ass

Roberto_Field(57), was banned by TeaM_GiacJr(47) for money + weaoi hajcks
A little typo that made me smile

Niko_Corleone: (8) What is color?
WolfFang: (16) color is when you ride tractor on highway with damaged brakes

Markus_Gangster: (7) Test spam
Markus_Gangster: (7) Test spam
Markus_Gangster: (7) Test spam
Markus_Gangster(7), has been kicked by TeaM_GiacJr(41) for test kick

[AA]caion: (25) test spam
[AA]caion: (25) test spam
[AA]caion(25), has been kicked by TeaM_GiacJr(41) for test kick
He tried if he gets kick like Markus he succeeded

Crime of NapstaR(39) : suspected by officer Tony_James(31) for fu ck off

[Oliver]

Randomly overheard at Pershing Square:

Oliver_Montana shouts megaphone): Stop shooting! You're ruining my appetite!

A criminal was having a firefight with the cops and a stray bullet hit my car. Since I was on my lunch break I shouted that.

[Unmountable]

And a log from the Miss Argonath event:

...

Whut? When was it? :o

[ElMartu]

[SACS]Boozman(xx) Jeffery stop Kicking people!
[SACS]Boozman(xx) has been Kicked by Jeffery for But its Fun!
[SACS]Boozman has joined the server
[SACS]Boozman(xx) wtf Jeffery! F*ck you!
[SACS]Boozman(xx) has been Kicked by Jeffery for No F*ck you Noob!

pwnt!

wat

[Boozman]

wat

i wish

[9r2e5i3k]

[SACS]Boozman(xx) Jeffery stop Kicking people!
[SACS]Boozman(xx) has been Kicked by Jeffery for But its Fun!
[SACS]Boozman has joined the server
[SACS]Boozman(xx) wtf Jeffery! F*ck you!
[SACS]Boozman(xx) has been Kicked by Jeffery for No F*ck you Noob!

pwnt!

it's not a place for fake logs....

[Boozman]

fine i removed it.
dont gotta get so serious :/
just messing around man

[Pancher]

Why post made up "Funny chat logs"? THats not funny at all...

[Julian]

Lol, when I drove by LSPD with a tractor:
Crime of Jeff_Blake(26): Suspected by officer Freecop65(24) for runnin' from my banana!!

*lots of lol's*

Then I got unsuspected and drove by LSPD again..
Crime of Jeff_Blake(26): Suspected by officer Freecop65(24) for AGAIN

o_O

[Oliver]

Lol, when I drove by LSPD with a tractor:
Crime of Jeff_Blake(26): Suspected by officer Freecop65(24) for runnin' from my banana!!

*lots of lol's*

Then I got unsuspected and drove by LSPD again..
Crime of Jeff_Blake(26): Suspected by officer Freecop65(24) for AGAIN

o_O

lol wut

[MikeUK]

haha, at the one with banana

[Fabio]

Lol, when I drove by LSPD with a tractor:
Crime of Jeff_Blake(26): Suspected by officer Freecop65(24) for runnin' from my banana!!

*lots of lol's*

Then I got unsuspected and drove by LSPD again..
Crime of Jeff_Blake(26): Suspected by officer Freecop65(24) for AGAIN

o_O

[Dan_Jones]

Crime of NapstaR(39) : suspected by officer Tony_James(31) for fu ck off

lmao

[pixy]

Djok_Snocids(xx) was suspected by officer Jimmyhead521(xx) for cant drive

[MarioRinarri]

879654213(60), was kicked by Aragorn(68) for 12346354