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Offline Oliver

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Reply #1230 on: September 26, 2009, 04:14:38 pm
Quote from: ArnoAlessi on September 26, 2009, 04:09:18 pm
I did a passport test and I asked what the president's name was.


[WS]Julio_Garcia: Who is the president of Argonath ?
Newcommer: Vladimir Putin!!

Vladimir Putin is the prime minister, Dmirti Medvedev is the president.


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Reply #1231 on: September 26, 2009, 04:20:34 pm
I just foundout that some of the freecops are perverts  :D

Crime of Luigi_Stracci(xx): suspected by officer Benzin_Explosive(xx) for caught having sex.


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Reply #1232 on: September 26, 2009, 05:32:36 pm
Lol!!!!

I remember today a freecop sus'ing someone for "nothing...", then he got unsus by Giac? for (Freecop stated "I did it for money")

Lol.

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Reply #1233 on: September 26, 2009, 05:46:57 pm
Quote from: TheRock on September 26, 2009, 05:32:36 pm
Lol!!!!

I remember today a freecop sus'ing someone for "nothing...", then he got unsus by Giac? for (Freecop stated "I did it for money")

Lol.
Lmfao :D

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Reply #1234 on: September 26, 2009, 06:06:38 pm
Cutt3r: (56) Cutt3r is birch
Cutt3r: (56) Cutt3r is birch
Cutt3r(56), was banned by [Rstar]Cutt3r(38) for ban evading.

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Reply #1235 on: September 26, 2009, 06:07:12 pm
Quote from: pixy on September 25, 2009, 08:47:51 am
[SASD]Mahome(xx): why are there 3 freecops stalking me? O_o
[WS]Pixy(xx): they like you maybe?
[SASD]Mahome(xx): hmmm <3
Tommy_Corleone(xx): because I told those freecops that Dark Blue is criminal
[WS]Pixy(xx): lol
[SASD]Mahome(xx): LOL
[AV]MercStracci(xx): ROFL
LOOOL ROFL TOMMY FTW  :rofl:


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Reply #1236 on: September 26, 2009, 06:09:07 pm
Quote from: JayL on September 26, 2009, 06:06:38 pm
Cutt3r: (56) Cutt3r is birch
Cutt3r: (56) Cutt3r is birch
Cutt3r(56), was banned by [Rstar]Cutt3r(38) for ban evading.

Yeah he is a birch :( ( What the duck is a birch anyway  :lol: )
Post Merge: September 26, 2009, 06:10:09 pm
Quote from: ArnoAlessi on September 26, 2009, 04:09:18 pm
I did a passport test and I asked what the president's name was.


[WS]Julio_Garcia: Who is the president of Argonath ?
Newcommer: Vladimir Putin!!
Gandalf or Aragorn used that name before, so it might be a right answer :P

when you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth

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Reply #1237 on: September 26, 2009, 06:32:16 pm
Quote from: pixy on September 26, 2009, 04:20:34 pm
I just foundout that some of the freecops are perverts  :D

Crime of Luigi_Stracci(xx): suspected by officer Benzin_Explosive(xx) for caught having sex.
Yes.
I was driving my car when this freecop we're stalking me. He pulled me over.
Then suspected me for "cought having sex"

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Reply #1238 on: September 26, 2009, 06:59:56 pm
Quote from: Jack_Young on September 26, 2009, 06:09:07 pm
( What the duck is a birch anyway  :lol: )

A tree.

Die Birke in german
Kask in Estonian

idk other languages.


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Reply #1239 on: September 27, 2009, 01:03:17 am
Quote from: pixy on September 26, 2009, 04:20:34 pm
I just foundout that some of the freecops are perverts  :D

Crime of Luigi_Stracci(xx): suspected by officer Benzin_Explosive(xx) for caught having sex.
Lol.


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Reply #1240 on: September 27, 2009, 01:05:11 am
Quote from: Sinner on September 26, 2009, 01:43:33 pm
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PM sent to id 70:Who is the presedent of Argonath ?
id 70 answers:lady gaga i dont know

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Reply #1241 on: September 27, 2009, 01:49:58 am
Quote from: Oliver on September 26, 2009, 06:59:56 pm
Die Birke in german
Kask in Estonian

idk other languages.

Brzoza in Polish.
Kask means a helmet in Polish btw  :mot:


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Reply #1242 on: September 27, 2009, 02:04:01 am
Quote from: 9r2e5i3k on September 27, 2009, 01:49:58 am
Kask means a helmet in Polish btw  :mot:
Same in Turkish :mot:

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Reply #1243 on: September 27, 2009, 12:46:45 pm
*[TCL]Mumin pulls his cop car to the sidewalk and jumps out*
[TCL]Mumin: HANDSUP!
[Rstar]IcyAero: Yeek!!
[TCL]Mumin: Identify yourself!!
[Rstar]IcyAero: I'm!!
[Rstar]IcyAero: Uhm!!
[Rstar]IcyAero: I'm your father!!
[TCL]Mumin: NO WAY!!
[Rstar]IcyAero: Your mother?!!
[TCL]Mumin starts to cry and goes away

Made me laugh  :lol:


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Reply #1244 on: September 27, 2009, 01:48:49 pm
Quote from: IcyAero on September 27, 2009, 12:46:45 pm
*[TCL]Mumin pulls his cop car to the sidewalk and jumps out*
[TCL]Mumin: HANDSUP!
[Rstar]IcyAero: Yeek!!
[TCL]Mumin: Identify yourself!!
[Rstar]IcyAero: I'm!!
[Rstar]IcyAero: Uhm!!
[Rstar]IcyAero: I'm your father!!
[TCL]Mumin: NO WAY!!
[Rstar]IcyAero: Your mother?!!
[TCL]Mumin starts to cry and goes away

Made me laugh  :lol:
hahahah  :lol:
Icy u pwn with it :D

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