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Reply #1245 on: September 27, 2009, 07:09:54 pm
Quote from: IcyAero on September 27, 2009, 12:46:45 pm
*[TCL]Mumin pulls his cop car to the sidewalk and jumps out*
[TCL]Mumin: HANDSUP!
[Rstar]IcyAero: Yeek!!
[TCL]Mumin: Identify yourself!!
[Rstar]IcyAero: I'm!!
[Rstar]IcyAero: Uhm!!
[Rstar]IcyAero: I'm your father!!
[TCL]Mumin: NO WAY!!
[Rstar]IcyAero: Your mother?!!
[TCL]Mumin starts to cry and goes away

Made me laugh  :lol:
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Reply #1246 on: September 27, 2009, 07:16:05 pm
Quote from: IcyAero on September 27, 2009, 12:46:45 pm
*[TCL]Mumin pulls his cop car to the sidewalk and jumps out*
[TCL]Mumin: HANDSUP!
[Rstar]IcyAero: Yeek!!
[TCL]Mumin: Identify yourself!!
[Rstar]IcyAero: I'm!!
[Rstar]IcyAero: Uhm!!
[Rstar]IcyAero: I'm your father!!
[TCL]Mumin: NO WAY!!
[Rstar]IcyAero: Your mother?!!
[TCL]Mumin starts to cry and goes away

Made me laugh  :lol:

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Reply #1247 on: September 27, 2009, 07:29:28 pm
Quote from: IcyAero on September 27, 2009, 12:46:45 pm
*[TCL]Mumin pulls his cop car to the sidewalk and jumps out*
[TCL]Mumin: HANDSUP!
[Rstar]IcyAero: Yeek!!
[TCL]Mumin: Identify yourself!!
[Rstar]IcyAero: I'm!!
[Rstar]IcyAero: Uhm!!
[Rstar]IcyAero: I'm your father!!
[TCL]Mumin: NO WAY!!
[Rstar]IcyAero: Your mother?!!
[TCL]Mumin starts to cry and goes away

Made me laugh  :lol:
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Reply #1248 on: September 27, 2009, 09:52:38 pm
well i dont remember the guy name cuz this happend 2 months ago i think ....  while i was dooing a passport test

Pm sent to X(70): Who is the president of Argonath ?
PM from X(70): Dwight_Cerms :lol:


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Reply #1249 on: September 27, 2009, 10:10:15 pm
Quote from: Brainiac on September 27, 2009, 09:52:38 pm
well i dont remember the guy name cuz this happend 2 months ago i think ....  while i was dooing a passport test

Pm sent to X(70): Who is the president of Argonath ?
PM from X(70): Dwight_Cerms :lol:
Everyone keeps taking it from me
atleast give credit
JK:Beliving  :rofl:


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Reply #1250 on: September 28, 2009, 06:52:59 am
Quote from: Brainiac on September 27, 2009, 09:52:38 pm
well i dont remember the guy name cuz this happend 2 months ago i think ....  while i was dooing a passport test

Pm sent to X(70): Who is the president of Argonath ?
PM from X(70): Dwight_Cerms :lol:
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Reply #1251 on: September 28, 2009, 09:00:35 am
I know I shouldn't post my own made jokes but :(

HAHAHAHAH(xx) was banned by [Rstar]Cutt3r(xx) for hacks, HAHAHAH!


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Reply #1252 on: September 28, 2009, 09:12:16 am
LOL


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Reply #1253 on: September 28, 2009, 11:49:41 am
Quote from: Nexxt on September 15, 2009, 12:23:16 am
What happened to Celeborn? :D
Maybe he got a fetish on banning other admins? <33

Actually what happened in both cases was both admins had advised a ban on two players and I like a total idiot used the admins id instead of the id of the guy they asked me to ban.
Time to slow down, at least I realised the mistake and fixed it fast.

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Reply #1254 on: September 28, 2009, 12:24:09 pm
Quote from: Brainiac on September 27, 2009, 09:52:38 pm
well i dont remember the guy name cuz this happend 2 months ago i think ....  while i was dooing a passport test

Pm sent to X(70): Who is the president of Argonath ?
PM from X(70): Dwight_Cerms :lol:
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Reply #1255 on: September 28, 2009, 05:04:26 pm
Quote from: Simon_B on September 15, 2009, 12:54:37 am
Well i got a huge laugh earlier when i saw Gstar Gregersen, he said this ;


Oh my shit..
thats me?
You gotta be faking me! =)

- Couldnt help myself, lol - hyperactive by drinking alot of coke and Hustlers. BTW Curtis; It was your balls, remember?

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Gregersen: A guy who, as he says, decided to stay in Argonath because of the hand I gave to him in the beggining. I feel responsible for him and I am very proud watching how huge progress he's achieved. Proud like for my son :)

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Reply #1256 on: September 28, 2009, 05:15:26 pm
yea maniak mike extreme banned


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Reply #1257 on: September 28, 2009, 11:24:30 pm
Quote from: Gregersen on September 28, 2009, 05:04:26 pm
Oh my shit..
thats me?
You gotta be faking me! =)

- Couldnt help myself, lol - hyperactive by drinking alot of coke and Hustlers. BTW Curtis; It was your balls, remember?
yah thats you lawl :P

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Reply #1258 on: September 29, 2009, 05:40:27 pm
gangsta12: (15) guys nabstarr was orange name tag and he ran away form me
[Gstar]NapstaR: (30) LOL
gangsta12: (15) he not suppost to
Alex_Smitholie: (43) LOOOOOL

I found it quite funny at the time :D


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Reply #1259 on: September 29, 2009, 06:05:31 pm
Quote from: Cutter on September 28, 2009, 09:00:35 am
I know I shouldn't post my own made jokes but :(

HAHAHAHAH(xx) was banned by [Rstar]Cutt3r(xx) for hacks, HAHAHAH!

LOL!!! Best Ban Reason of the YEAR!!!!!

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