[SA:MP] Funny Chat Logs

[Janar]

Time to look over my screenshots!!!

Crime of Tito_Stracci(3): suspected by officer [TCL]Twenty(59) for Aiding FBI
Josh_Page(60) says: my penis made you crash
Crime of [AV]Nexxt(16): suspected by officer [TCL]Twenty(27) for (resuspect)Raping FBI Agent on duty without condom
Amy_Ancelotti: (37) I have a question... if jeffery spams by kicking people... will he be kicked by jeffrey? :|
[AV]Nexxt[SASD]: (36) Admins is a countdown >.<
Present admins: [Rstar]Austin(1)-3 [AV]Nexxt[SASD](36)-2 NitrOx_Stracci(51)-1

That's all.

[Oliver]

LOL!!! Best Ban Reason of the YEAR!!!!!

I don't see the joke. Care to share it with me?

[Tanner]

I don't see the joke. Care to share it with me?

Dont really know either :P

[Rory]

Jak_Bob(3): How do u quit ur job?
Jak_Bob(3) was banned by [Rstar]Cutt3r(12) for ban evading
[SASD]Rory_A(2): Like that.

[Ryan19]

gangsta12: (15) guys nabstarr was orange name tag and he ran away form me
[Gstar]NapstaR: (30) LOL
gangsta12: (15) he not suppost to
Alex_Smitholie: (43) LOOOOOL

I found it quite funny at the time

L-M-A-O!! 

[Ted]

Jak_Bob(3): How do u quit ur job?
Jak_Bob(3) was banned by [Rstar]Cutt3r(12) for ban evading
[SASD]Rory_A(2): Like that.

 I saw that i was about to tell him what to do. Then i saw the ban.

[Tanner]

Jak_Bob(3): How do u quit ur job?
Jak_Bob(3) was banned by [Rstar]Cutt3r(12) for ban evading
[SASD]Rory_A(2): Like that.

Lol Rory that was good :P

[Terox]

Time to look over my screenshots!!!

Crime of Tito_Stracci(3): suspected by officer [TCL]Twenty(59) for Aiding FBI
Josh_Page(60) says: my penis made you crash
Crime of [AV]Nexxt(16): suspected by officer [TCL]Twenty(27) for (resuspect)Raping FBI Agent on duty without condom
Amy_Ancelotti: (37) I have a question... if jeffery spams by kicking people... will he be kicked by jeffrey? :|
[AV]Nexxt[SASD]: (36) Admins is a countdown >.<
Present admins: [Rstar]Austin(1)-3 [AV]Nexxt[SASD](36)-2 NitrOx_Stracci(51)-1

That's all.

LOL EPIC

[MisterSjeiks]

OMFG, we found out Jeffrey's "real" identity!

Btw, these are real logs from TS, after I taught 2 new freecops how to use TS. We were in the registration lobby, but I havent heard from them since. Freecop1 (forgot their names... I dont have TSO lol) sounded like he was around 17 while Freecop2 was quite younger, around 12-13 I guess, from the sound of their voices.

There was an old woman (another new guy as well, havent heard from him since) in Pershing Square who was doing /lay and in need of first-aid fast after being hit by a car, which sped away. The two Freecops arrived on an SAPD bike just as I was trying to help the old woman.

[AV]JDC_Kolta: This woman needs some CPR bad.
Freecop1: Hmm, she'll need mouth-to-mouth.
Freecop2: You do it!
[AV]JDC_Kolta: No, you do it!
Freecop1: Wait, I have an idea. *ding*
[AV]JDC_Kolta: What idea? :0
Freecop1: Okay, now jam the bike pump into her mouth.
Freecop2: What if she explodes?
Freecop1: That would be AWESOME!
[AV]JDC_Kolta: omg...

thats the funniest thing i heard in a while.
looks like me when i was a freecop, oh wait, i still am! oh wait i stopped!
oh and i got one word to describe the freecops: LOL, oh but wait, LOL mean laughing out loud so those a 3 words, ah never mind

[Cero]

Crime of [Gstar]Chriz(28): suspected by officer Cezaro(49) for drive like an idiot

[Aksel]

Dick_Cockerfield: PENIS
*lolz
Dick_Cockerfield. FUCkING HUGE PENIS

[Boxer]

A few months ago when i was New to the Community i seen somone get suspected for..

UnknownUser(XX) Has been Suspect By UnknownUser(XX) For: Having having your zip not on so everyone can see your dick.

it was similair to that. i LOL'd
what the cop was tryign to say is the civillian that got suspected had his Zip from his jeans undone so everyone can see his dick LOLLLL

[Oliver]

Dick_Cockerfield: PENIS
*lolz
Dick_Cockerfield. f**kING HUGE PENIS

HHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAA
HHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAA AAAAA

BIG F*CKING HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Wolfe]

HHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAA
HHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAA AAAAA

BIG F*CKING HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I lol'd at the answer more then at the joke :P

[Flash]

I lol'd at the answer more then at the joke :P

Me too lol.