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Offline Julian

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Reply #1335 on: October 11, 2009, 06:01:12 pm
Zesse was running around singing, then this came:

ADVERTISMENT: The ministry of good music advises you not to go near, contact Thomas_Barker
ADVERTSIMENT: a citizen called ''Zesse'' who may rick roll you at LSPD., contact Thomas_Barker


[WS]Johnny_Gatt was suspected by Nick_Edwards for lol


Made me laugh. :P


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Reply #1336 on: October 11, 2009, 10:07:36 pm
Quote from: DoyleSeville on October 10, 2009, 04:14:13 pm
Crime of Luigi_Koltsov(5): was suspected by officer Ozzy_Zombie for assulted A COP!! HES NOW WANTED GET HIM

EPIC


Quote from: Julian on October 11, 2009, 06:01:12 pm
Zesse was running around singing, then this came:

ADVERTISMENT: The ministry of good music advises you not to go near, contact Thomas_Barker
ADVERTSIMENT: a citizen called ''Zesse'' who may rick roll you at LSPD., contact Thomas_Barker
"Never Gonna Give you Up, Never gonna let you Down"... Epic , Really Epic  :rofl: :rofl:


Quote from: JDCdesigns on October 11, 2009, 01:24:20 pm
[XXXX] [AV]Louis_Keyl (??): I didn't apply for Admin
[XXXX] [AV]Louis_Keyl (??): Applications were closed :<
[XXXX] [Rstar]Sammir (??): Believe me you don't want to get admin
[XXXX] [Rstar]Sammir (??): All you get is crappy t-shirt
[XXXX] [AV]JDC_Kolta (??): :P

Not really, my T-Shirt had STAFF on it :lol:

:)  :pop:



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Reply #1337 on: October 12, 2009, 12:23:05 am
Get da CRIMINAL!!  :war: :war: haha :D

SAMMIR, yOU STOLE My T-Shirt!!! D:

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Reply #1338 on: October 12, 2009, 05:47:26 am
[SACSJEmerson(20): Because 3 of them lied to a superior
[SACS]JEmerson(20): Thats abuse
[SACS]Frank_S(31): you know what else is abuse? hitting your wife
[SASD]Dr_Pepper: LOL
[SASD]Shawn_E: LOL
someone else: LOL
[SASD]Shawn_E:Triple LOLs
[AV]Vince: l0l

It was pretty damn funny

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Reply #1339 on: October 12, 2009, 05:59:01 am
Quote from: Vince on October 12, 2009, 05:47:26 am
[SACSJEmerson(20): Because 3 of them lied to a superior
[SACS]JEmerson(20): Thats abuse
[SACS]Frank_S(31): you know what else is abuse? hitting your wife
[SASD]Dr_Pepper: LOL
[SASD]Shawn_E: LOL
someone else: LOL
[SASD]Shawn_E:Triple LOLs
[AV]Vince: l0l

It was pretty damn funny

THE LOL's went like this
[SACS]JEmerson: LOL
[SASD]Dr_Pepper: LOL
[SASD]Shawn_E:LOL


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Reply #1340 on: October 12, 2009, 08:01:29 am
Quote from: Vince on October 12, 2009, 05:47:26 am
[SACSJEmerson(20): Because 3 of them lied to a superior
[SACS]JEmerson(20): Thats abuse
[SACS]Frank_S(31): you know what else is abuse? hitting your wife
[SASD]Dr_Pepper: LOL
[SASD]Shawn_E: LOL
someone else: LOL
[SASD]Shawn_E:Triple LOLs
[AV]Vince: l0l

It was pretty damn funny

LOL Nice one   :lol:


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Reply #1341 on: October 12, 2009, 01:24:27 pm
You where suspected by officer Smith_Taylor(XX) for act gay

You where suspected by officer Smith_Taylor(XX) for dude wait up

You have been unsuspected, be a good citizen.

Cop was fined 1000$

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Reply #1342 on: October 12, 2009, 02:10:20 pm
Quote from: RailWayGuy on October 12, 2009, 01:24:27 pm
You where suspected by officer Smith_Taylor(XX) for act gay

You where suspected by officer Smith_Taylor(XX) for dude wait up

You have been unsuspected, be a good citizen.

Cop was fined 1000$
Triple hahah  :lol:

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Reply #1343 on: October 12, 2009, 03:04:56 pm
Quote from: Pazienza on October 11, 2009, 05:38:48 pm
You got it wrong,
I was the one saying about the T-Shirt :D

Oh right, xD


Quote from: Vince on October 12, 2009, 05:47:26 am
[SACSJEmerson(20): Because 3 of them lied to a superior
[SACS]JEmerson(20): Thats abuse
[SACS]Frank_S(31): you know what else is abuse? hitting your wife
[SASD]Dr_Pepper: LOL
[SASD]Shawn_E: LOL
someone else: LOL
[SASD]Shawn_E:Triple LOLs
[AV]Vince: l0l

It was pretty damn funny

:lol:


Quote from: RailWayGuy on October 12, 2009, 01:24:27 pm
You where suspected by officer Smith_Taylor(XX) for act gay

You where suspected by officer Smith_Taylor(XX) for dude wait up

You have been unsuspected, be a good citizen.

Cop was fined 1000$

Pwnage! :rofl:

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Reply #1344 on: October 12, 2009, 03:22:52 pm
PM sent to NitrOx_Stracci(XX): Hello

PM from NitrOx_Stracci(XX): Hi

PM sent to NitrOx_Stracci(XX): How are you?

PM from NitrOx_Stracci(XX): Good

NitrOx_Stracci(XX) has been kicked for flooding by Jeffrey

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Reply #1345 on: October 12, 2009, 03:39:58 pm
Fail! :D


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Reply #1346 on: October 12, 2009, 03:41:45 pm
Quote from: TheRealStof on October 10, 2009, 02:45:42 pm
what i find funny is..i bet you any money thats the car he just blew up :)
It wasen't mine it was laying there it must been a desync


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Reply #1347 on: October 12, 2009, 05:10:26 pm
Deejay: Hey Giac and Jay
GiacJr: Hey
Jay_Adams: Hey
GiacJr: Oh you're suspect
GiacJr: Coming
Jay_Adams: ..Yeah, 10-76
Deejay has been unsuspected by [Rstar]Sammir for: abused
GiacJr: :(
Jay_Adams: Ohh :(


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Reply #1348 on: October 12, 2009, 05:17:38 pm
Quote from: GiacJr on October 12, 2009, 05:10:26 pm
Deejay: Hey Giac and Jay
GiacJr: Hey
Jay_Adams: Hey
GiacJr: Oh you're suspect
GiacJr: Coming
Jay_Adams: ..Yeah, 10-76
Deejay has been unsuspected by [Rstar]Sammir for: abused
GiacJr: :(
Jay_Adams: Ohh :(
lmao!


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Reply #1349 on: October 12, 2009, 05:45:21 pm
LOL


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