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Reply #1395 on: October 21, 2009, 12:56:04 am
Thats older than jesus.

Yep, REALLY old joke...



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Reply #1396 on: October 21, 2009, 01:37:41 am
Thats older than jesus.

How old is Jesus then?



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Reply #1397 on: October 21, 2009, 01:39:15 am
How old is Jesus then?
Born around 4-6 AD

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Reply #1398 on: October 21, 2009, 11:44:07 am
Born around 4-6 AD

That makes me wonder... how was Argonath RPG like back then?

1. When someone flew around in a chariot, they would ban for usage of demonic powers instead of hacks
2. They had /dungeon instead of /ajail, and /crucify instead of /ban
3. Admins weren't called Admins, but gods
4. Everyone had to speak in Latin instead of English
5. You had the Roman Governors enforcing laws instead of the ARPD Leaders
6. Everyone looked up to Ceasar instead of Gandalf and Aragorn

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Reply #1399 on: October 21, 2009, 04:02:32 pm
That makes me wonder... how was Argonath RPG like back then?

1. When someone flew around in a chariot, they would ban for usage of demonic powers instead of hacks
2. They had /dungeon instead of /ajail, and /crucify instead of /ban
3. Admins weren't called Admins, but gods
4. Everyone had to speak in Latin instead of English
5. You had the Roman Governors enforcing laws instead of the ARPD Leaders
6. Everyone looked up to Ceasar instead of Gandalf and Aragorn
LOLLL



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Reply #1400 on: October 21, 2009, 08:10:05 pm
That makes me wonder... how was Argonath RPG like back then?

1. When someone flew around in a chariot, they would ban for usage of demonic powers instead of hacks
2. They had /dungeon instead of /ajail, and /crucify instead of /ban
3. Admins weren't called Admins, but gods
4. Everyone had to speak in Latin instead of English
5. You had the Roman Governors enforcing laws instead of the ARPD Leaders
6. Everyone looked up to Ceasar instead of Gandalf and Aragorn

3. Blasphemy.
4. You're talking about the romans here.
6. Caesar died before Christ.



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Reply #1401 on: October 21, 2009, 08:11:55 pm
That makes me wonder... how was Argonath RPG like back then?

1. When someone flew around in a chariot, they would ban for usage of demonic powers instead of hacks
2. They had /dungeon instead of /ajail, and /crucify instead of /ban
3. Admins weren't called Admins, but gods
4. Everyone had to speak in Latin instead of English
5. You had the Roman Governors enforcing laws instead of the ARPD Leaders
6. Everyone looked up to Ceasar instead of Gandalf and Aragorn
thats the spirit



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Reply #1402 on: October 21, 2009, 10:35:46 pm
6. Everyone looked up to Ceasar instead of Gandalf and Aragorn

I'd rather call them "Asterix and Obelix"




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Reply #1403 on: October 21, 2009, 11:59:25 pm
4. You're talking about the romans here.

I swear they spoke Latin...



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Reply #1404 on: October 22, 2009, 01:22:57 am
I swear they spoke Latin...

That's what I meant. Christ wasn't born in Rome you know.



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Reply #1405 on: October 22, 2009, 01:57:29 pm
Christ wasn't born in Rome, but Latin was the most prevalent language throughout the ancient civilized world, because it was the language of the Roman Empire.

About Caesar, the term "Caesar" was used to refer to the incumbent Roman Emperor as well, since he also carried the name of Caesar.

Okay, let's get back on topic :D

The most important part is interacting with others and meeting people from around the world.

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Reply #1406 on: October 22, 2009, 05:31:48 pm
Lol just now Jeffrey god pissed off at Amy_Ancelotti
he nearly spammed that much that he kicked himself


i dont see nothing funny.



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Reply #1407 on: October 22, 2009, 06:37:19 pm
I got "Cop abuse 4"!!

Freecop1(XX) shouts: This is the LAW... PULLOVER on the side of the ROAD!!

*Mich pulls over*

*Freecop2 aims a gun at me*

*Freecop3 carajcks me*

*Mich does /spawnreset*

*Freecop1 kills me*

*Freecop2 kills me*

*Freecop3 kills me*

*Freecop2 does /s2*

*All freecops kill me again*

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Reply #1408 on: October 22, 2009, 07:43:30 pm
Thats what you get when you mess with a freecop Mich.   :)



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Reply #1409 on: October 22, 2009, 10:08:30 pm
I didnt mess, they pulled me over and shooted me to death :(

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