[SA:MP] Funny Chat Logs

[AmyV]

Lol just now Jeffrey god pissed off at Amy_Ancelotti
he nearly spammed that much that he kicked himself

Im getting close ... on my examination if Jeffrey can be kicked for flooding by Jeffrey.
P.S. Did Jeffrey get admin punished for flooding?

[spartan1178]

I've got just a few 'ere.


[SASD]Rory_A(XX): Police Radio: REMEMBER TO CLOSE THE LSPD GARAGE DOOR WHEN YOU LEAVE, Over.
[Rstar]Jcstodds(XX): Police Radio: And if you don't close the door, mexicans will move into the cars, Over.
Lots of LOL's and such in the police radio.


HQ: All units APB: Reporter: [HU]CharlieScene check out and suspect if needed
HQ: Possible Crime: Theres a Ghost in My House, I think it wants Skittles
HQ: Suspect: Unknown


***[XXXX-ALERT] [AV]JDC_Kolta(0): TEABAG TEABAG TEABAG TEABAG TEABAG TEABAG TEABAG TEABAG TEABAG TEABAG TEABAG TEABAG TEA

[Squeak]

[SASD]Rory_A(XX): Police Radio: REMEMBER TO CLOSE THE LSPD GARAGE DOOR WHEN YOU LEAVE, Over.
[Rstar]Jcstodds(XX): Police Radio: And if you don't close the door, mexicans will move into the cars, Over.
Lots of LOL's and such in the police radio.

Well, someone's going to get a steel-toed boot to the face.

[JDC]

***[XXXX-ALERT] [AV]JDC_Kolta(0): TEABAG TEABAG TEABAG TEABAG TEABAG TEABAG TEABAG TEABAG TEABAG TEABAG TEABAG TEABAG TEA

One of the other =AV= Members was joking around about smoking weed on duty so me and Wolfe were spamming "TEABAG" in the CB

[Shinzuzu]

Cop(1): Police Radio: If you don't close the PD garage door the next day there will be mexicans living in the cars, Over.
Cop(2): Police Radio: I had that happen once, Over.
Cop(3): Police Radio: And it is hard to get them out, Over.

2 minutes later:

Cop:(4): There's a mexican just outside of the PD garage, riding around in circles!
Cop:(5): Pull him over, and fine him a ticket for reckless driving! Now!

 

[RailWayGuy]

imadlara was suspected by SAST]DanKoltsovT for /l sir

[Jenny_Adams]

AtakanOZC(54), was banned by [Rstar]IcyAero(49) for Yeek! Rocket launcher!! Ruuuuuuuun!!
proof

*lols*

[spartan1178]

This doesn't happen every day when I am out patrolling the weed fields, but I wish it did.

*I pull over a motorcycle darting off the weed field at GS10*

[AV]Spartan(XX) says: You can put your hands down.
[AV]Spartan(XX) says: Whatcu' doin' out here?
Aaron_Santiago(XX) says: Ridin' my new bike.
[AV]Spartan(XX) looks at the man in the eyes.
[AV]Spartan(XX) looks at the bike.
[AV]Spartan(XX) says: Hmm, nice bike.
Aaron_Santiago(XX) says: Thanks.
[AV]Spartan(XX) says: Doin' anything illegal?
Aaron_Santiago(XX) says: Yes.
Aaron_Santiago(XX) frowns.
[AV]Spartan(XX) says: What's that?
Aaron_Santiago(XX) says: Growing weed.
Aaron_Santiago(XX) frowns again.

*Subject is put up against my vehicle and searched*

[AV]Spartan(XX) searches the man and finds no drugs.
Aaron_Santiago(XX) stares blankly.
[AV]Spartan(XX) says: You sure your growin' weed? I ain't found nothin'.
Aaron_Santiago(XX) says: It's under my crotch, search again.
[AV]Spartan(XX) searches the man more slowly and finds weed.


(If you didn't catch that, re-read it and make sure to check the enlarged sections.)

[Unmountable]

Alemao_Die: (23) I dont speak english


Nikola_Gulucan(79) says: Do you know the speed limits ?
[TCL]Twenty(80) says: 120 in city, 200 in county.
Nikola_Gulucan(79) says: Good

[Expl]

Nikola_Gulucan(79) says: Do you know the speed limits ?
[TCL]Twenty(80) says: 120 in city, 200 in county.
Nikola_Gulucan(79) says: Good

Hahahaha!
What happend after? Did he just go away?

[RastaKing]

Im getting close ... on my examination if Jeffrey can be kicked for flooding by Jeffrey.
P.S. Did Jeffrey get admin punished for flooding?

Yeah just one more kick from jeffrey and we would know
and no, jeffrey didnt got punished 

[Boozman]

Alemao_Die: (23) I dont speak english


Nikola_Gulucan(79) says: Do you know the speed limits ?
[TCL]Twenty(80) says: 120 in city, 200 in county.
Nikola_Gulucan(79) says: Good

LOLLOOOLLOL
OMG, thats fucking funny xD

[Wolfe]

One of the other =AV= Members was joking around about smoking weed on duty so me and Wolfe were spamming "TEABAG" in the CB

Told ya one day we would reach Funny Chat logs

[OneLiterBeer]

I'm starting to like freecops  :hurray: 

[Gregersen]

[AV]Pazienza(XX): Do you understand?
Tompa_Carloz(XX) points at Gregersen
Tompa_Carloz(XX) shouts: HE DID IT!!
[WS]Gregersen(XX) points at Dezaster!
[WS]Gregersen(XX) shouts: HE DID IT!!
Dezaster(XX) points at Tompa
Dezaster(XX) shouts: HE DID IT!!
- Then after he asked us several times if we agreed to the mirinda or what its called..
Tompa_Carloz(XX) points at the agent
[WS]Gregersen(XX) points at the agent
Dezaster(XX) points at the agent
Dezaster(XX) shouts: HE DID IT!
[WS]Gregersen(XX) shouts: HE DID IT!!
Tompa_Carloz(XX) shouts: HE DID IT!!

But then the agent got anoyed and we had to get jailed :P
We broke into the FBI Garage.. It was funny when this happend haha, All the FBI agents got totaly crazy.
Now THATS teamwork - Might not seem funny to you, but if you were there, you would have laughed ^^.
Fixed the blue text, I wrote wrong :i