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Reply #1485 on: November 03, 2009, 07:10:38 pm
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Reply #1486 on: November 03, 2009, 07:54:29 pm
I was looking trough my SA:MP screenshots and I found this one. I remember Louis Bruno had his period with this "Horrendous" thing  :lol:




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Reply #1487 on: November 03, 2009, 08:00:58 pm
I was looking trough my SA:MP screenshots and I found this one. I remember Louis Bruno had his period with this "Horrendous" thing  :lol:


This is really old  :lol: I was saying "This ...is .... spartaaa!!" and he was answering back with that



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Reply #1488 on: November 03, 2009, 08:59:29 pm
:D

You forgot to add the

'Lol joke'
I didnt mean it  :(


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Reply #1489 on: November 03, 2009, 09:07:30 pm
PM From ForgotName(63): Hey! there's players at the graveyard who have hacks i was near them and they killed me in one hit
PM To ForgotName(63): Their Zombie bots not Players... ------------ Me
PM From ForgotName(63): No they run after me and kill me and i lost 100$!!


Guy didn't beleive me they were Bots, thought there was 10 hackers in LS Graveyard.  :rofl:


ROFL MAO.  :wow:




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Reply #1490 on: November 04, 2009, 01:21:46 am
Where's the joke?
Yeah... I don't see anything funny....

LOL @ rusty... did he ever make it out of there? Or did he keep killing himself?

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Reply #1491 on: November 04, 2009, 06:18:15 am
Hello page one hundred

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Reply #1492 on: November 04, 2009, 07:01:19 am
ok so i was doing a drug deal for this so keep up ^^

Martin: hey got drugs
Player: yea i got 1kilo of both heroin and weed
Martin: i will take it all of it meet me at area 69


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Martin: got the drugs?
player: yea got the money:
martin: yea
martin : /cb move in he got the drugs

Martin: /s SACS Freeze your are underarrest

player: imma kill you for calling the cops you damn fed

Martin: you can try

*player drivers though area 69 fence (not regular exit)*

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martin: /pm nope you won't have a chance to kill me

*Player Banned by [AV]Vince Reason: car handling and speed hacks*

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Reply #1493 on: November 04, 2009, 08:25:27 am
Yeah... I don't see anything funny....

LOL @ rusty... did he ever make it out of there? Or did he keep killing himself?

Died 3 times then PM'd me about the so called "hackers". 

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Reply #1494 on: November 04, 2009, 09:45:08 am
PM From ForgotName(63): Hey! there's players at the graveyard who have hacks i was near them and they killed me in one hit
PM To ForgotName(63): Their Zombie bots not Players... ------------ Me
PM From ForgotName(63): No they run after me and kill me and i lost 100$!!


Guy didn't beleive me they were Bots, thought there was 10 hackers in LS Graveyard.  :rofl:

i fell for that too when i just got unbanned :(

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Reply #1495 on: November 04, 2009, 10:40:09 am
PM From ForgotName(63): Hey! there's players at the graveyard who have hacks i was near them and they killed me in one hit
PM To ForgotName(63): Their Zombie bots not Players... ------------ Me
PM From ForgotName(63): No they run after me and kill me and i lost 100$!!


Guy didn't beleive me they were Bots, thought there was 10 hackers in LS Graveyard.  :rofl:

Lol this happened to me. I went to the Stracci Graveyard and I was like rping. I threw hatchets at one of them and they just kept following me and I was like OMG WTF RP YOU FRIGGING RETARD and I died >_<

Post Merge: November 04, 2009, 10:43:27 am
[AV]Vince(**) was suspected by officer [SACS]JEmerson(**) for shits fired

lmao that was funny :rofl: :lol:

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JEmerson Radio: SHITS FIRED SHITS FIRED xD

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Reply #1496 on: November 04, 2009, 05:12:42 pm
ADVERTISEMENT: ur being be kidnaped? call xu to save u, contact [XU]XeqXeq(Phone:8497)

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i like the last one heeh



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Reply #1497 on: November 04, 2009, 08:41:32 pm
I missed halloween in argo :(


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Reply #1498 on: November 04, 2009, 08:42:42 pm
I missed halloween in argo :(
halloween was sucky :S

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Reply #1499 on: November 04, 2009, 10:19:02 pm
[AV]Pazienza(XX): Do you understand?
Tompa_Carloz(XX) points at Gregersen
Tompa_Carloz(XX) shouts: HE DID IT!!
[WS]Gregersen(XX) points at Dezaster!
[WS]Gregersen(XX) shouts: HE DID IT!!
Dezaster(XX) points at Tompa
Dezaster(XX) shouts: HE DID IT!!
- Then after he asked us several times if we agreed to the mirinda or what its called..
Tompa_Carloz(XX) points at the agent
[WS]Gregersen(XX) points at the agent
Dezaster(XX) points at the agent
Dezaster(XX) shouts: HE DID IT!
[WS]Gregersen(XX) shouts: HE DID IT!!
Tompa_Carloz(XX) shouts: HE DID IT!!

But then the agent got anoyed and we had to get jailed :P
We broke into the FBI Garage.. It was funny when this happend haha, All the FBI agents got totaly crazy.
Now THATS teamwork - Might not seem funny to you, but if you were there, you would have laughed ^^.
Fixed the blue text, I wrote wrong :i
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