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Offline Thomas 'Leroy' Crof

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Reply #1500 on: November 05, 2009, 06:41:05 pm
Shockk(69): Police Radio: u69a50 10-7, accident involving a lake and a pd car, Over.

Was funny at that time ;)

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Reply #1501 on: November 06, 2009, 05:28:15 pm
Quote from: 9r2e5i3k on November 03, 2009, 07:10:38 pm
ADVERTISEMENT: ur being be kidnaped? call xu to save u, contact [XU]XeqXeq(Phone:8497)

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[Rstar]IcyAero was reported by [XU]XeqXeq for tank u

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Hah so funny :P


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Reply #1502 on: November 07, 2009, 01:11:25 pm
Quote from: JayL on November 03, 2009, 04:57:46 am
***********(**) was suspected by officer [SACS]JEmerson(**) for eVADGINA

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WOW! lol, I usually am chasing people getting shot or or thinking about VADGINAS when I mess them up.


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Reply #1503 on: November 07, 2009, 01:42:20 pm
Admins failed hard....


Stof_Alvarez(80) is lifted from banana rule by admin [AV]Masa_Rich(20)
Stof_Alvarez(80) is put under banana rule by admin TeaM_SugarD(23)

- 5 seconds later -

Stof_Alvarez(80) is lifted from banana rule by admin TeaM_Pancake(75)
Stof_Alvarez(80) is put under banana rule by admin TeaM_GiacJr(25)

- 5 seconds later -

Stof_Alvarez(80) is lifted from banana rule by admin TeaM_Pancake(75)
Stof_Alvarez(80) is put under banana rule by admin TeaM_GiacJr(25)

- 5 seconds later -

Stof_Alvarez(80) is lifted from banana rule by admin TeaM_GiacJr(25)
Stof_Alvarez(80) is put under banana rule by admin =AV=Nexxt[CS](65)

- 5 seconds later -

Stof_Alvarez(80) is lifted from banana rule by admin TeaM_Pancake(75)
Stof_Alvarez(80) is put under banana rule by admin [AV]Masa_Rich(20)

- 5 seconds later -

Stof_Alvarez(80) is lifted from banana rule by admin TeaM_Pancake(75)
Stof_Alvarez(80) is put under banana rule by admin TeaM_GiacJr(25)



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Reply #1504 on: November 07, 2009, 01:45:58 pm
blabla(id) reported by Stof(80) for: I have a banana...
Stof_Alvares is lifted from banana rule by Admin [AV]Masa_Rich
Stof_Alvares is put under banana rule by Admin TeaM_SugarD
Admin TeaM_SugarD: FAIL
Stof_Alvares is lifted from banana rule by Admin TeaM_Pancake
Stof_Alvares is put under banana rule by Admin TeaM_GiacJr
Admin TeaM_GiacJr: >_>
Admin TeaM_SugarD: LOL!
Admin =AV=Nexxt[CS]: LOL
Admin [AV]Masa_Rich: fail
Admin [WS]Seanolk: LOOL
Admin TeaM_SugarD: OMG ROFL
Stof_Alvares is lifted from banana rule by Admin TeaM_Pancake
Stof_Alvares is put under banana rule by Admin TeaM_GiacJr
Admin TeaM_SugarD: DUDE
Stof_Alvares is lifted from banana rule by Admin TeaM_GiacJr
Stof_Alvares is put under banana rule by Admin =AV=Nexxt[CS]
blabla[id] was reported by Stof for: Grrrr
Admin TeaM_SugarD: ROFLMFAO
Stof_Alvares is lifted from banana rule by Admin TeaM_GiacJr
Stof_Alvares is put under banana rule by Admin [WS]Seanolk
Admin =AV=Nexxt[CS]: WAHAHAH
Admin [AV]Masa_Rich: now nobody do anything !
Stof_Alvares is lifted from banana rule by Admin TeaM_Pancake
Stof_Alvares is put under banana rule by Admin [AV]Masa_Rich
Admin [AV]Masa_Rich: aw come on!
Admin =AV=Nexxt[CS]: WAHAAHAH
Stof_Alvares is lifted from banana rule by Admin TeaM_GiacJr

:> Admins


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Reply #1505 on: November 07, 2009, 02:28:58 pm
ROFL major fail  :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

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Reply #1506 on: November 07, 2009, 02:32:20 pm
lol giac =/


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Reply #1507 on: November 07, 2009, 06:02:44 pm
Quote from: GiacJr on November 07, 2009, 01:45:58 pm
blabla(id) reported by Stof(80) for: I have a banana...
Stof_Alvares is lifted from banana rule by Admin [AV]Masa_Rich
Stof_Alvares is put under banana rule by Admin TeaM_SugarD
Admin TeaM_SugarD: FAIL
Stof_Alvares is lifted from banana rule by Admin TeaM_Pancake
Stof_Alvares is put under banana rule by Admin TeaM_GiacJr
Admin TeaM_GiacJr: >_>
Admin TeaM_SugarD: LOL!
Admin =AV=Nexxt[CS]: LOL
Admin [AV]Masa_Rich: fail
Admin [WS]Seanolk: LOOL
Admin TeaM_SugarD: OMG ROFL
Stof_Alvares is lifted from banana rule by Admin TeaM_Pancake
Stof_Alvares is put under banana rule by Admin TeaM_GiacJr
Admin TeaM_SugarD: DUDE
Stof_Alvares is lifted from banana rule by Admin TeaM_GiacJr
Stof_Alvares is put under banana rule by Admin =AV=Nexxt[CS]
blabla[id] was reported by Stof for: Grrrr
Admin TeaM_SugarD: ROFLMFAO
Stof_Alvares is lifted from banana rule by Admin TeaM_GiacJr
Stof_Alvares is put under banana rule by Admin [WS]Seanolk
Admin =AV=Nexxt[CS]: WAHAHAH
Admin [AV]Masa_Rich: now nobody do anything !
Stof_Alvares is lifted from banana rule by Admin TeaM_Pancake
Stof_Alvares is put under banana rule by Admin [AV]Masa_Rich
Admin [AV]Masa_Rich: aw come on!
Admin =AV=Nexxt[CS]: WAHAAHAH
Stof_Alvares is lifted from banana rule by Admin TeaM_GiacJr

:> Admins

LOL! owned!  :)



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Reply #1508 on: November 07, 2009, 07:00:59 pm
Quote from: GiacJr on November 07, 2009, 01:45:58 pm
blabla(id) reported by Stof(80) for: I have a banana...
Stof_Alvares is lifted from banana rule by Admin [AV]Masa_Rich
Stof_Alvares is put under banana rule by Admin TeaM_SugarD
Admin TeaM_SugarD: FAIL
Stof_Alvares is lifted from banana rule by Admin TeaM_Pancake
Stof_Alvares is put under banana rule by Admin TeaM_GiacJr
Admin TeaM_GiacJr: >_>
Admin TeaM_SugarD: LOL!
Admin =AV=Nexxt[CS]: LOL
Admin [AV]Masa_Rich: fail
Admin [WS]Seanolk: LOOL
Admin TeaM_SugarD: OMG ROFL
Stof_Alvares is lifted from banana rule by Admin TeaM_Pancake
Stof_Alvares is put under banana rule by Admin TeaM_GiacJr
Admin TeaM_SugarD: DUDE
Stof_Alvares is lifted from banana rule by Admin TeaM_GiacJr
Stof_Alvares is put under banana rule by Admin =AV=Nexxt[CS]
blabla[id] was reported by Stof for: Grrrr
Admin TeaM_SugarD: ROFLMFAO
Stof_Alvares is lifted from banana rule by Admin TeaM_GiacJr
Stof_Alvares is put under banana rule by Admin [WS]Seanolk
Admin =AV=Nexxt[CS]: WAHAHAH
Admin [AV]Masa_Rich: now nobody do anything !
Stof_Alvares is lifted from banana rule by Admin TeaM_Pancake
Stof_Alvares is put under banana rule by Admin [AV]Masa_Rich
Admin [AV]Masa_Rich: aw come on!
Admin =AV=Nexxt[CS]: WAHAAHAH
Stof_Alvares is lifted from banana rule by Admin TeaM_GiacJr

:> Admins

Epic  :lol:

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Reply #1509 on: November 07, 2009, 08:27:45 pm
Quote from: GiacJr on November 07, 2009, 01:45:58 pm
blabla(id) reported by Stof(80) for: I have a banana...
Stof_Alvares is lifted from banana rule by Admin [AV]Masa_Rich
Stof_Alvares is put under banana rule by Admin TeaM_SugarD
Admin TeaM_SugarD: FAIL
Stof_Alvares is lifted from banana rule by Admin TeaM_Pancake
Stof_Alvares is put under banana rule by Admin TeaM_GiacJr
Admin TeaM_GiacJr: >_>
Admin TeaM_SugarD: LOL!
Admin =AV=Nexxt[CS]: LOL
Admin [AV]Masa_Rich: fail
Admin [WS]Seanolk: LOOL
Admin TeaM_SugarD: OMG ROFL
Stof_Alvares is lifted from banana rule by Admin TeaM_Pancake
Stof_Alvares is put under banana rule by Admin TeaM_GiacJr
Admin TeaM_SugarD: DUDE
Stof_Alvares is lifted from banana rule by Admin TeaM_GiacJr
Stof_Alvares is put under banana rule by Admin =AV=Nexxt[CS]
blabla[id] was reported by Stof for: Grrrr
Admin TeaM_SugarD: ROFLMFAO
Stof_Alvares is lifted from banana rule by Admin TeaM_GiacJr
Stof_Alvares is put under banana rule by Admin [WS]Seanolk
Admin =AV=Nexxt[CS]: WAHAHAH
Admin [AV]Masa_Rich: now nobody do anything !
Stof_Alvares is lifted from banana rule by Admin TeaM_Pancake
Stof_Alvares is put under banana rule by Admin [AV]Masa_Rich
Admin [AV]Masa_Rich: aw come on!
Admin =AV=Nexxt[CS]: WAHAAHAH
Stof_Alvares is lifted from banana rule by Admin TeaM_GiacJr

:> Admins

this prove that the admins dont work together :P



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Jesus has cured one blind man, but blinded millions of others.

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Reply #1510 on: November 07, 2009, 09:00:35 pm
Quote from: GiacJr on November 07, 2009, 01:45:58 pm
blabla(id) reported by Stof(80) for: I have a banana...
Stof_Alvares is lifted from banana rule by Admin [AV]Masa_Rich
Stof_Alvares is put under banana rule by Admin TeaM_SugarD
Admin TeaM_SugarD: FAIL
Stof_Alvares is lifted from banana rule by Admin TeaM_Pancake
Stof_Alvares is put under banana rule by Admin TeaM_GiacJr
Admin TeaM_GiacJr: >_>
Admin TeaM_SugarD: LOL!
Admin =AV=Nexxt[CS]: LOL
Admin [AV]Masa_Rich: fail
Admin [WS]Seanolk: LOOL
Admin TeaM_SugarD: OMG ROFL
Stof_Alvares is lifted from banana rule by Admin TeaM_Pancake
Stof_Alvares is put under banana rule by Admin TeaM_GiacJr
Admin TeaM_SugarD: DUDE
Stof_Alvares is lifted from banana rule by Admin TeaM_GiacJr
Stof_Alvares is put under banana rule by Admin =AV=Nexxt[CS]
blabla[id] was reported by Stof for: Grrrr
Admin TeaM_SugarD: ROFLMFAO
Stof_Alvares is lifted from banana rule by Admin TeaM_GiacJr
Stof_Alvares is put under banana rule by Admin [WS]Seanolk
Admin =AV=Nexxt[CS]: WAHAHAH
Admin [AV]Masa_Rich: now nobody do anything !
Stof_Alvares is lifted from banana rule by Admin TeaM_Pancake
Stof_Alvares is put under banana rule by Admin [AV]Masa_Rich
Admin [AV]Masa_Rich: aw come on!
Admin =AV=Nexxt[CS]: WAHAAHAH
Stof_Alvares is lifted from banana rule by Admin TeaM_GiacJr

:> Admins

BAHSAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA



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Reply #1511 on: November 07, 2009, 09:30:13 pm
Quote from: GiacJr on November 07, 2009, 01:45:58 pm
blabla(id) reported by Stof(80) for: I have a banana...
Stof_Alvares is lifted from banana rule by Admin [AV]Masa_Rich
Stof_Alvares is put under banana rule by Admin TeaM_SugarD
Admin TeaM_SugarD: FAIL
Stof_Alvares is lifted from banana rule by Admin TeaM_Pancake
Stof_Alvares is put under banana rule by Admin TeaM_GiacJr
Admin TeaM_GiacJr: >_>
Admin TeaM_SugarD: LOL!
Admin =AV=Nexxt[CS]: LOL
Admin [AV]Masa_Rich: fail
Admin [WS]Seanolk: LOOL
Admin TeaM_SugarD: OMG ROFL
Stof_Alvares is lifted from banana rule by Admin TeaM_Pancake
Stof_Alvares is put under banana rule by Admin TeaM_GiacJr
Admin TeaM_SugarD: DUDE
Stof_Alvares is lifted from banana rule by Admin TeaM_GiacJr
Stof_Alvares is put under banana rule by Admin =AV=Nexxt[CS]
blabla[id] was reported by Stof for: Grrrr
Admin TeaM_SugarD: ROFLMFAO
Stof_Alvares is lifted from banana rule by Admin TeaM_GiacJr
Stof_Alvares is put under banana rule by Admin [WS]Seanolk
Admin =AV=Nexxt[CS]: WAHAHAH
Admin [AV]Masa_Rich: now nobody do anything !
Stof_Alvares is lifted from banana rule by Admin TeaM_Pancake
Stof_Alvares is put under banana rule by Admin [AV]Masa_Rich
Admin [AV]Masa_Rich: aw come on!
Admin =AV=Nexxt[CS]: WAHAAHAH
Stof_Alvares is lifted from banana rule by Admin TeaM_GiacJr

:> Admins
Now that is the biggest fail i seriously ever saw.

But i lol'd hard.


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Reply #1512 on: November 07, 2009, 10:56:35 pm
Quote from: GiacJr on November 07, 2009, 01:45:58 pm
blabla(id) reported by Stof(80) for: I have a banana...
Stof_Alvares is lifted from banana rule by Admin [AV]Masa_Rich
Stof_Alvares is put under banana rule by Admin TeaM_SugarD
Admin TeaM_SugarD: FAIL
Stof_Alvares is lifted from banana rule by Admin TeaM_Pancake
Stof_Alvares is put under banana rule by Admin TeaM_GiacJr
Admin TeaM_GiacJr: >_>
Admin TeaM_SugarD: LOL!
Admin =AV=Nexxt[CS]: LOL
Admin [AV]Masa_Rich: fail
Admin [WS]Seanolk: LOOL
Admin TeaM_SugarD: OMG ROFL
Stof_Alvares is lifted from banana rule by Admin TeaM_Pancake
Stof_Alvares is put under banana rule by Admin TeaM_GiacJr
Admin TeaM_SugarD: DUDE
Stof_Alvares is lifted from banana rule by Admin TeaM_GiacJr
Stof_Alvares is put under banana rule by Admin =AV=Nexxt[CS]
blabla[id] was reported by Stof for: Grrrr
Admin TeaM_SugarD: ROFLMFAO
Stof_Alvares is lifted from banana rule by Admin TeaM_GiacJr
Stof_Alvares is put under banana rule by Admin [WS]Seanolk
Admin =AV=Nexxt[CS]: WAHAHAH
Admin [AV]Masa_Rich: now nobody do anything !
Stof_Alvares is lifted from banana rule by Admin TeaM_Pancake
Stof_Alvares is put under banana rule by Admin [AV]Masa_Rich
Admin [AV]Masa_Rich: aw come on!
Admin =AV=Nexxt[CS]: WAHAAHAH
Stof_Alvares is lifted from banana rule by Admin TeaM_GiacJr

:> Admins

Poor Stof :lol:

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The most important part is interacting with others and meeting people from around the world.

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Reply #1513 on: November 08, 2009, 12:54:29 am
Here is a report from the other day (the names of the players have been kept confidential to protect the innocent):

player1(ID) was reported by player2(ID) for killing me and i am white


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Reply #1514 on: November 08, 2009, 01:57:51 am
And why is that funny ???
Its actually a racist comment !

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