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Offline Hafford

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Reply #1665 on: November 24, 2009, 08:06:21 pm


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Reply #1666 on: November 25, 2009, 02:31:26 am
***[XXXX] TeaM_JayL(51): id love to be chase's assistant so he can f**k my ass everyday
***[XXXX] [Rstar]Fernando(52): sick
***[XXXX] TeaM_JayL(51): lmao
***[XXXX] Arnold_Wilson(26): Screenshoted. LOL
***[XXXX] [AV]Louis_Keyl(37): i would like to be Chase Assistant to fire you all

Proof: (After editing to be in order, as there was much spam by public - PMs.)
(I got the untouched too :P)

That made my ROFLMAO for 5 Mins LOL.  :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Reply #1667 on: November 25, 2009, 02:46:46 am
Quote from: TheRock on November 25, 2009, 02:31:26 am
***[XXXX] TeaM_JayL(51): id love to be chase's assistant so he can f**k my ass everyday
***[XXXX] [Rstar]Fernando(52): sick
***[XXXX] TeaM_JayL(51): lmao
***[XXXX] Arnold_Wilson(26): Screenshoted. LOL
***[XXXX] [AV]Louis_Keyl(37): i would like to be Chase Assistant to fire you all

Proof: (After editing to be in order, as there was much spam by public - PMs.)
(I got the untouched too :P)

That made my ROFLMAO for 5 Mins LOL.  :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Lmfao JayL you are nasty :P

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Reply #1668 on: November 25, 2009, 03:18:38 am
i lol'd at jay also...


It was right before he was promoted to SAC ^^



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Reply #1669 on: November 25, 2009, 07:45:16 am
Quote from: Twenty on November 24, 2009, 07:14:58 pm
Do you mind to STOP the i-want-my-postaccount-higher posting?

He posthunts with style  :poke:

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Reply #1670 on: November 25, 2009, 08:49:19 am
Jayl is the word sick :D

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Reply #1671 on: November 25, 2009, 12:00:18 pm
Quote from: TheRock on November 25, 2009, 02:31:26 am
***[XXXX] TeaM_JayL(51): id love to be chase's assistant so he can f**k my ass everyday
***[XXXX] [Rstar]Fernando(52): sick
***[XXXX] TeaM_JayL(51): lmao
***[XXXX] Arnold_Wilson(26): Screenshoted. LOL
***[XXXX] [AV]Louis_Keyl(37): i would like to be Chase Assistant to fire you all

Proof: (After editing to be in order, as there was much spam by public - PMs.)
(I got the untouched too :P)

That made my ROFLMAO for 5 Mins LOL.  :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA OH MY GOD LOL THAT'S LIKE SOOOOOOO FUNNY AND SO CREATIVE AND NEW!!!!!!!!! OH MY GOD LOL ANOTHER CHASE BUTTf**kING SOMEONE JOKE!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUNNIES JOKE EVARRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAGEIARAHIRGIHRABI

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Reply #1672 on: November 25, 2009, 12:04:28 pm
There are many of us "sick" within FBI... just look at me, I invented a brutal punishment for rowdy Cadets... [sarcasm]I will not say what it is here because there are minors on this Forum :P[/sarcasm]

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Reply #1673 on: November 25, 2009, 12:16:37 pm
Quote from: TheRock on November 25, 2009, 02:31:26 am
***[XXXX] TeaM_JayL(51): id love to be chase's assistant so he can f**k my ass everyday
***[XXXX] [Rstar]Fernando(52): sick
***[XXXX] TeaM_JayL(51): lmao
***[XXXX] Arnold_Wilson(26): Screenshoted. LOL
***[XXXX] [AV]Louis_Keyl(37): i would like to be Chase Assistant to fire you all

Proof: (After editing to be in order, as there was much spam by public - PMs.)
(I got the untouched too :P)

That made my ROFLMAO for 5 Mins LOL.  :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Lol'd

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Reply #1674 on: November 27, 2009, 04:45:55 am
Quote from: TheRock on November 25, 2009, 02:31:26 am
***[XXXX] TeaM_JayL(51): id love to be chase's assistant so he can f**k my ass everyday
***[XXXX] [Rstar]Fernando(52): sick
***[XXXX] TeaM_JayL(51): lmao
***[XXXX] Arnold_Wilson(26): Screenshoted. LOL
***[XXXX] [AV]Louis_Keyl(37): i would like to be Chase Assistant to fire you all

Proof: (After editing to be in order, as there was much spam by public - PMs.)
(I got the untouched too :P)


That made my ROFLMAO for 5 Mins LOL.  :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:





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Reply #1675 on: November 27, 2009, 07:43:19 pm
Edward_C says: Where is Red County?
[WS]Thomas_C says: This is, Edward
Edward_C says: I know I am Edward!

Someone misunderstood me...  :devroll:

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Reply #1676 on: November 27, 2009, 08:10:22 pm
 :lol:

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Reply #1677 on: November 27, 2009, 09:48:10 pm
Lol  :lol:


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Reply #1678 on: November 27, 2009, 09:56:13 pm
*Marcos_Black puts the gear on 3
*Marcos_Black puts the gear on 4
*Marcos_Black puts the gear on 5
*Marcos_Black shouts: Get ready! activating the Rocket!!
*Marcos_Black puts the gear on R

Imagine what would happen IRL after a such fail.


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Reply #1679 on: November 27, 2009, 10:34:45 pm
Quote from: BlackEagle on November 27, 2009, 09:56:13 pm
Imagine what would happen IRL after a such fail.

The guy would probably wonder what that loud noise was and why his car doesn't move.


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