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Reply #1680 on: November 28, 2009, 03:39:34 am
:lol:

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Reply #1681 on: November 28, 2009, 03:43:39 am
Quote from: Oliver on November 27, 2009, 10:34:45 pm
The guy would probably wonder what that loud noise was and why his car doesn't move.
Lol i was thinking the same thing :P

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Reply #1682 on: November 28, 2009, 09:33:36 am
When I am driving Gimli's Monster :P

PM from Karliss_LV(XX): who is owner?
PM to Karliss_LV(XX): Me
PM from Karliss_LV(XX): dude i buy it
PM to Karliss_LV(XX): 18 mil
PM from Karliss_LV(XX): OK

I thought it was funny

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Reply #1683 on: November 28, 2009, 09:40:12 am

Urs_Diablos: (16) lol my neighbours house just collapsd.
Rory_Anstruther: (14) lol urs call fire
Dispatch: All Medics: Caller: Urs_Diablos
Dispatch: Incident: Fireman needed in poland, Klaj
[AVt]AryinM[CS]: (29) I think he meant REAL fire Urs
Urs_Diablos: (16) oh, k.



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Reply #1684 on: November 28, 2009, 10:02:46 am
 :rofl: :rofl:

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Reply #1685 on: November 28, 2009, 01:08:23 pm
LOL! Urs.... That's an FAIL!!!

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Reply #1686 on: November 28, 2009, 01:42:22 pm
Quote from: TheRock on November 28, 2009, 01:08:23 pm
LOL! Urs.... That's an FAIL!!!

Not really, he was just joking...


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Reply #1687 on: November 28, 2009, 01:52:27 pm
Moze_Kaspaarov: (39) where i can duty gangstar


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Reply #1688 on: November 28, 2009, 02:11:35 pm
that's not even funny..

people are new to server, they do not all know where and how to Roleplay an gangster.. or if there are scripts for them..

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Reply #1689 on: November 28, 2009, 02:17:00 pm
Matute in front of LSPD using /drunk
Bert_Karlsson shouts: can i be fbi?
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[Rstar]cDa says: well just go get a gun and get drunk...
[Rstar]cDa says: seems to woek for them



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Reply #1690 on: November 28, 2009, 03:54:32 pm
Quote from: Rory on November 28, 2009, 09:40:12 am
Urs_Diablos: (16) lol my neighbours house just collapsd.
Rory_Anstruther: (14) lol urs call fire
Dispatch: All Medics: Caller: Urs_Diablos
Dispatch: Incident: Fireman needed in poland, Klaj
[AVt]AryinM[CS]: (29) I think he meant REAL fire Urs
Urs_Diablos: (16) oh, k.
Lmfao, Urs you are a funny guy :P

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Reply #1691 on: November 28, 2009, 05:38:05 pm
Quote from: BKP on November 28, 2009, 02:17:00 pm
Matute in front of LSPD using /drunk
Bert_Karlsson shouts: can i be fbi?
Matute_Kolta shouts: no!!
[Rstar]cDa says: well just go get a gun and get drunk...
[Rstar]cDa says: seems to woek for them

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Reply #1692 on: November 28, 2009, 06:36:22 pm
I hate you both :(


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Reply #1693 on: November 28, 2009, 08:06:44 pm
Squeak has been suspected by Cheesecake(x) for: HE IS MURDERER!
Squeak has been unsuspected by Twenty(x) for: No he is not!
Squeak has been suspected by Cheesecake(x) for: YES HE IS
Squeak has been unsuspected by Twenty(x) for: No he is not!
Squeak has been suspected by Cheesecake(x) for: YES HE IS
*Everyone lold*
Squeak(x): Cheesecake is cool guy :P
Cheesecake(x) was warned by Team_Wayne(x) for: Stop abusing /su !
Team_Wayne has been suspected by Cheesecake(x) for: I DONT ABUSE!

Or something like that  :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:


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Reply #1694 on: November 28, 2009, 08:13:31 pm
Doggi(xx) was suspected by officer dj_hamid(xx) for for stealing my f*cking donuts u bi*ch

Debating with idiots it's like trying to play chess with a pigeon - it knocks the pieces over, craps on the board, and flies back to its flock to claim victory.

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