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Reply #1710 on: November 30, 2009, 01:06:07 pm
ADVERTISEMENT: Selling: /cb Why shit? You gotta go in 10mins just to shit?, contact [WS]Gregersen(Phone:500)
ADVERTISEMENT: Wtf Henry, contact [WS]Gregersen(Phone:500)


PM from Paperinik[CS](84): I love deep shit
PM from [MHS]Martin(74): i love deep shit
PM from Steve_Platok(15): i love deep shit
PM from Mich_Diablos(46): I LOVE DEEPSHIT
PM from Doggi(32): I LOVE DEEP SHIT
PM from [MHS]Martin(74): I LOVE DEEP SHIT
PM from [MHS]Martin(74): VERY DEEP


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Reply #1711 on: November 30, 2009, 02:22:26 pm


PM from Paperinik[CS](84): I love deep shit
PM from [MHS]Martin(74): i love deep shit
PM from Steve_Platok(15): i love deep shit
PM from Mich_Diablos(46): I LOVE DEEPSHIT
PM from Doggi(32): I LOVE DEEP SHIT
PM from [MHS]Martin(74): I LOVE DEEP SHIT
PM from [MHS]Martin(74): VERY DEEP


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Reply #1712 on: November 30, 2009, 03:00:12 pm
Those zombies... joining back faster than you can say "Maniak Mike is ban evading!". :neutral:



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Reply #1713 on: November 30, 2009, 05:35:54 pm
PM from [WS]Smey(60): SMEY ANGRY



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Reply #1714 on: November 30, 2009, 05:40:02 pm

I failed at this one. I were writing a ad, when I saw the CB Channel, so I wanted to write a message to Henry, who had been away for 10 minutes just to shit. So, I mixed the ad and CB up together.
ADVERTISEMENT: Selling: /cb Why shit? You gotta go in 10mins just to shit?, contact [WS]Gregersen(Phone:500)
ADVERTISEMENT: Wtf Henry, contact [WS]Gregersen(Phone:500)


PM from Paperinik[CS](84): I love deep shit
PM from [MHS]Martin(74): i love deep shit
PM from Steve_Platok(15): i love deep shit
PM from Mich_Diablos(46): I LOVE DEEPSHIT
PM from Doggi(32): I LOVE DEEP SHIT
PM from [MHS]Martin(74): I LOVE DEEP SHIT
PM from [MHS]Martin(74): VERY DEEP

Theese ones made my day totally!

http://argonathrpg.eu/forum/index.php?topic=46601.0
Quote from: ElMartu on WS Forums --->http://www.wshadows.com/forum/index.php?topic=1012.msg15914#msg15914 date=1274383278
DONT PRESSURE ME IM RETARED
The entire reason we have Hydra/Hunter on the server is because cops don't know how to work together. Sadly


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Reply #1715 on: November 30, 2009, 05:46:31 pm
Squeak has been suspected by Cheesecake(x) for: HE IS MURDERER!
Squeak has been unsuspected by Twenty(x) for: No he is not!
Squeak has been suspected by Cheesecake(x) for: YES HE IS
Squeak has been unsuspected by Twenty(x) for: No he is not!
Squeak has been suspected by Cheesecake(x) for: YES HE IS
*Everyone lold*
Squeak(x): Cheesecake is cool guy :P
Cheesecake(x) was warned by Team_Wayne(x) for: Stop abusing /su !
Team_Wayne has been suspected by Cheesecake(x) for: I DONT ABUSE!

Or something like that  :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

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Reply #1716 on: November 30, 2009, 06:09:34 pm


Quote
PM from Paperinik[CS](84): I love deep shit
PM from [MHS]Martin(74): i love deep shit
PM from Steve_Platok(15): i love deep shit
PM from Mich_Diablos(46): I LOVE DEEPSHIT
PM from Doggi(32): I LOVE DEEP SHIT
PM from [MHS]Martin(74): I LOVE DEEP SHIT
PM from [MHS]Martin(74): VERY DEEP


hahahhhh :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

The /ad was created in order to give players a possibility to advertise.
As a result advertising in main chat is not permitted.
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Reply #1717 on: November 30, 2009, 06:24:54 pm
Urs_Diablos: (16) lol my neighbours house just collapsd.
Rory_Anstruther: (14) lol urs call fire
Dispatch: All Medics: Caller: Urs_Diablos
Dispatch: Incident: Fireman needed in poland, Klaj

[AVt]AryinM[CS]: (29) I think he meant REAL fire Urs
Urs_Diablos: (16) oh, k.

Lol, Reading some of these chat logs, This ones funny xD

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Reply #1718 on: November 30, 2009, 07:20:08 pm
ADVERTISEMENT: Selling: /cb Why shit? You gotta go in 10mins just to shit?, contact [WS]Gregersen(Phone:500)
ADVERTISEMENT: Wtf Henry, contact [WS]Gregersen(Phone:500)


hahahahaha awesome  :rofl:

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Reply #1719 on: November 30, 2009, 08:49:05 pm
[TCL]masa_Rich: sammir will you mary me?
[Rstar]Sammir: No
[Rstar]Sammir: I'm married to Chase's anus :(



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Reply #1720 on: November 30, 2009, 11:33:50 pm
[TCL]masa_Rich: sammir will you mary me?
[Rstar]Sammir: No
[Rstar]Sammir: I'm married to Chase's anus :(
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Reply #1722 on: December 01, 2009, 07:56:53 pm
About Anus jokes:
1) It's disgusting
2) It's boring
3) It's not funny at all!
4) You may ask why it's not funny, but it ain't because it was said like 123781047125653421 times!

http://argonathrpg.eu/forum/index.php?topic=46601.0
Quote from: ElMartu on WS Forums --->http://www.wshadows.com/forum/index.php?topic=1012.msg15914#msg15914 date=1274383278
DONT PRESSURE ME IM RETARED
The entire reason we have Hydra/Hunter on the server is because cops don't know how to work together. Sadly


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Reply #1724 on: December 01, 2009, 09:09:38 pm
I failed at this one. I were writing a ad, when I saw the CB Channel, so I wanted to write a message to Henry, who had been away for 10 minutes just to shit. So, I mixed the ad and CB up together.
ADVERTISEMENT: Selling: /cb Why shit? You gotta go in 10mins just to shit?, contact [WS]Gregersen(Phone:500)
ADVERTISEMENT: Wtf Henry, contact [WS]Gregersen(Phone:500)

:lol: :lol: I remember that one, I laughed so hard



 


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