[SA:MP] Funny Chat Logs

[Uninhibited]

http://img269.imageshack.us/content.php?page=done&l=img269/959/samp000eu.png&via=mupload
look at the /ad

Cant see it,it's too small,despite I tried to save it,zoom it,take linsk -.-
Nothing.

[RastaKing]

http://img269.imageshack.us/content.php?page=done&l=img269/959/samp000eu.png&via=mupload
look at the /ad

cant see it aswell
on what format u play lol?

[MrDei]

Looked trough alot of old screenies I have..
Someone has accepted a hitman contract on you. You might want protection.
Gregersen_Cuneo: (11) No wtf?
MikeUK: (10) Nexxt
Gregersen_Cuneo: (11) Nexxt...
[AV]WolfeAraatus: (0) /me looks at nexxt
[/b]Then this dude, joins the server and few seconds after he writes;

mixboy156: (13) i was just born sir

PM from [AV]Nexxt(40): im horny
In a helicopter at Mount Chillad.. On the way to Los Santos. Me, Vince and CBFasi.
Celeborn(56) shouts: LS here we CUM!!
PM from [Gstar]Wyclef(13): kiss kiss ty<3
PM sent to [Gstar]Wyclef(13): rape rape np<3Markuss0: (30) how to deathmatch
**few lols**
[Rstar]IcyAero: (7) Noany deathmatching
[WS]Gregersen(26) nods
[WS]Thomas_C(55) wanks
[WS]Thomas_C(55) says: oops
[WS]Gregersen(26) says: o_x[ZOM]Othrod(39), was kicked by [AV]JDC_Kolta(15) for KickTest
Not even two secs after;
[ZOM]Othrod(7), has joined the server.
***[***] [WS]Gregersen(14): Dan, /joinchannel 1 - Try it.
***[***] Prof.Dan_Love(24) has left the channel
I failed at this one. I were writing a ad, when I saw the CB Channel, so I wanted to write a message to Henry, who had been away for 10 minutes just to shit. So, I mixed the ad and CB up together.
ADVERTISEMENT: Selling: /cb Why shit? You gotta go in 10mins just to shit?, contact [WS]Gregersen(Phone:500)
ADVERTISEMENT: Wtf Henry, contact [WS]Gregersen(Phone:500)
PM from Paperinik[CS](84): I love deep shit
PM from [MHS]Martin(74): i love deep shit
PM from Steve_Platok(15): i love deep shit
PM from Mich_Diablos(46): I LOVE DEEPSHIT
PM from Doggi(32): I LOVE DEEP SHIT
PM from [MHS]Martin(74): I LOVE DEEP SHIT
PM from [MHS]Martin(74): VERY DEEP

OMG I lol'd at everything!!
Post Merge: December 02, 2009, 01:42:06 pm

Squeak has been suspected by Cheesecake(x) for: HE IS MURDERER!
Squeak has been unsuspected by Twenty(x) for: No he is not!
Squeak has been suspected by Cheesecake(x) for: YES HE IS
Squeak has been unsuspected by Twenty(x) for: No he is not!
Squeak has been suspected by Cheesecake(x) for: YES HE IS
*Everyone lold*
Squeak(x): Cheesecake is cool guy :P
Cheesecake(x) was warned by Team_Wayne(x) for: Stop abusing /su !
Team_Wayne has been suspected by Cheesecake(x) for: I DONT ABUSE!

Or something like that 

[MisterSjeiks]

cant see it aswell
on what format u play lol?

here is the ad:
/wire me 10k and receive $500!

[PulisPatola]

pm from Miracle_Alterlis:     dont park on the side walk
pm to Miracle_Alterlis:        ima fk sry
pm to Miracle_Alterlis:        im afk sry*

[Marting_Riggs]

pm from Miracle_Alterlis:     dont park on the side walk
pm to Miracle_Alterlis:        ima fk sry
pm to Miracle_Alterlis:        im afk sry*

LOL and ROFL needed here 

[Gregersen]

here is the ad:
/wire me 10k and receive $500!

Isn't funny basicly.
If someone does it, you can be banned for scamming.

[Zaila]

Checked thru my screenshots and saw some funny chatlogs.

***[XXXX] [WS]Alsatian(XX): I haz liek total foot fetish
HQ: All Units APB: Reporter: [AV]Tai check out and suspect if needed
HQ: Possible Crime: help a freecop is chasing me hes gone crazy!
HQ: Suspect: [AV]Inkognito
IAMMCLOVIN: (XXX): i'm in a cock suit
IAMMCLOVIN: (XXX): ADIM can you unban me from being cop
=AV=Janek(X) shouts: (Megaphone): this is the Po-leeese. Stop in the name of the whore!!!
Seskom: (xx) When i saw SAMP RPG server i thought it stands for Rocketlauncher DM

[Louis_Keyl]

Seskom: (xx) When i saw SAMP RPG server i thought it stands for Rocketlauncher DM

WIN hahahaha

[ElMartu]

I'm gonna kill you.

[Tsub0]

Checked thru my screenshots and saw some funny chatlogs.

***[XXXX] [WS]Alsatian(XX): I haz liek total foot fetish
HQ: All Units APB: Reporter: [AV]Tai check out and suspect if needed
HQ: Possible Crime: help a freecop is chasing me hes gone crazy!
HQ: Suspect: [AV]Inkognito
***[XXXX] [WS]ElMartu(XX): i have a big one on my right ass cheek
***[XXXX] [AV]Zaila(XX): that was more then i wanted to know >_<
***[XXXX] [WS]ElMartu(XX): and i can't blow it, hurts too much if i squeeze
IAMMCLOVIN: (XXX): i'm in a cock suit
IAMMCLOVIN: (XXX): ADIM can you unban me from being cop
=AV=Janek(X) shouts: (Megaphone): this is the Po-leeese. Stop in the name of the whore!!!
Seskom: (xx) When i saw SAMP RPG server i thought it stands for Rocketlauncher DM

    :banana:

[RailWayGuy]

Seskom: (xx) When i saw SAMP RPG server i thought it stands for Rocketlauncher DM

 :banana:

[[SE]Dr_Pepper27]

Maybe not the funniest, but a good coincidence.
ADVERTISMNET: You drink. You drive. You lose.Brought to you by the SAPD, Conatc Lennie_Briscoe(xxx)
ADVERTISMENT: [FUN and BEER] ARPD Police Bar | Near Dillimore |Get your beers and Vodka | CHEAP!| Onlt $99 Entery!, Contact, [SASD]Frednox,(xxxx)
The funny part was, it was at the same time, both on duty 

[JDC]

Maybe not the funniest, but a good coincidence.
ADVERTISMNET: You drink. You drive. You lose.Brought to you by the SAPD, Conatc Lennie_Briscoe(xxx)
ADVERTISMENT: [FUN and BEER] ARPD Police Bar | Near Dillimore |Get your beers and Vodka | CHEAP!| Onlt $99 Entery!, Contact, [SASD]Frednox,(xxxx)
The funny part was, it was at the same time, both on duty 

ADVERTISEMENT: Lennie_Briscoe is an undercover cop, ignore him., contact CJ_something(xxxx)
ADVERTISEMENT: CJ_something is an RP Ruiner, ignore him., contact TeaM_GiacJr(xxxx)
ADVERTISEMENT: yeah, contact CJ_something(xxxx)
ADVERTISEMENT: The next person who makes a useless ad is a waste of carbon molecules, ignore him., contact [AV]JDC_Kolta(xxxx)
ADVERTISEMENT: crack is a crack head, hit him, contact Crack_something(xxxx)

Bad timing on Crack's part

[MisterSjeiks]

http://img205.imageshack.us/i/samp001gx.png/
kickhamma spam!
somebody kick jeffrey for spamming.

BTW, i didnt know jeffrey was a bot untill playing like over a month or something