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Reply #1740 on: December 05, 2009, 07:52:34 pm
ADVERTISEMENT: jake emerson is gay likes gay songs, contact [SACS]Rabbit(Phone:1618)



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Reply #1741 on: December 06, 2009, 01:30:08 am
ADVERTISEMENT: jake emerson is gay likes gay songs, contact [SACS]Rabbit(Phone:1618)
Lol!

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Reply #1742 on: December 06, 2009, 03:42:56 am
ADVERTISEMENT: jake emerson is gay likes gay songs, contact [SACS]Rabbit(Phone:1618)

:rofl:

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Reply #1743 on: December 06, 2009, 10:05:22 am
Crime of Aksel_E(19): suspected by officer [XU]Alfred[OW](21) for bald man (drog abuse?) investigate at LSKD



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Reply #1744 on: December 06, 2009, 10:15:47 am
Crime of Aksel_E(19): suspected by officer [XU]Alfred[OW](21) for bald man (drog abuse?) investigate at LSKD



ROFL.... :conf: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

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Reply #1745 on: December 06, 2009, 11:31:22 am
Crime of Aksel_E(19): suspected by officer [XU]Alfred[OW](21) for bald man (drog abuse?) investigate at LSKD

LOL  :lol: :lol:


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Reply #1746 on: December 06, 2009, 11:34:44 am
 :rofl: :lol: :rofl: :lol:



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Reply #1747 on: December 06, 2009, 11:36:31 am
Crime of Aksel_E(19): suspected by officer [XU]Alfred[OW](21) for bald man (drog abuse?) investigate at LSKD

Lmfao :rofl: "(drog abuse?)"



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Reply #1748 on: December 07, 2009, 03:04:06 pm
Crime of Aksel_E(19): suspected by officer [XU]Alfred[OW](21) for bald man (drog abuse?) investigate at LSKD

Lmao, 5 minutes after this came an /ad looking like this:  :conf:

AD: selding drogs @ ps9, contact [XU]Alfred[OW]

LoL.

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Reply #1749 on: December 07, 2009, 04:41:31 pm
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banhamma spam!

The user was automatically kicked, not banned.  :roll:



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Reply #1750 on: December 07, 2009, 05:57:44 pm
My stupid fail XD
I was in hotring.
Officer stopped me for not parking properly...
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officer(xx) says: lol,there is no window
[SE]Jenny says: ah ye -.-'


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Reply #1751 on: December 07, 2009, 06:04:12 pm
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Reply #1752 on: December 07, 2009, 06:34:42 pm
ROFL at cda :D

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Reply #1753 on: December 07, 2009, 07:16:56 pm
[SE]Jenny rolls down the window
officer(xx) says: lol,there is no window

HA HA HA


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Reply #1754 on: December 07, 2009, 07:38:49 pm
/ad Selling Mary Jane, contact Joey DeRossi (same as weed, for those who don't know)

A few seconds later.

/ad Selling Peta Parker, contact Deam Rich
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You can imagine the reaction, haha ;)



 


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