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Reply #1830 on: December 22, 2009, 03:02:18 pm


Naughty Santa
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And The Christmas Jokes Keep On Coming


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Reply #1831 on: December 22, 2009, 05:36:41 pm
VANCEPLAYER: SHIT!!!! My dog is taking a shit in my room!!!!!!!! D:
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Reply #1832 on: December 22, 2009, 06:07:04 pm
ADVERTISEMENT: First one to say "I am a retard" gets to give me 1k, contact b2311e(Phone:1359)
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Reply #1833 on: December 22, 2009, 06:36:20 pm
Quote from: newton on December 22, 2009, 03:02:18 pm

And one more funny thing about it too;
Amina Koyayim means '' Fuck your pussy '' in Turkish :P

when you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth

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Reply #1834 on: December 22, 2009, 09:15:05 pm
Quote from: Jack_Young on December 22, 2009, 06:36:20 pm
And one more funny thing about it too;
Amina Koyayim means '' f**k your pussy '' in Turkish :P

Hahaha Lol,,, jokes


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Reply #1835 on: December 23, 2009, 04:46:48 am
Quote from: newton on December 22, 2009, 03:02:18 pm


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And The Christmas Jokes Keep On Coming


i remembered the 2 bans from yesterday .... haaaah that made my day



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Reply #1836 on: December 23, 2009, 04:57:15 am
Quote from: 9r2e5i3k on December 22, 2009, 06:07:04 pm
ADVERTISEMENT: First one to say "I am a retard" gets to give me 1k, contact b2311e(Phone:1359)
[WS]Shin: I am a retard
Blazer_Zoidberg: I am not a retard
[WS]Shin: wait
TeaM_Fabio: LOL fail
[AV]Grzesiek: hahaha Shin
[WS]Shin: I got scammed :(

Pwnt :lol:

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Reply #1837 on: December 23, 2009, 05:02:57 am
Quote from: 9r2e5i3k on December 22, 2009, 06:07:04 pm
ADVERTISEMENT: First one to say "I am a retard" gets to give me 1k, contact b2311e(Phone:1359)
[WS]Shin: I am a retard
Blazer_Zoidberg: I am not a retard
[WS]Shin: wait
TeaM_Fabio: LOL fail
[AV]Grzesiek: hahaha Shin
[WS]Shin: I got scammed :(

Lol shin then are you totaly a retard :P ((just a joke))



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Reply #1838 on: December 23, 2009, 03:02:15 pm
Quote from: 9r2e5i3k on December 22, 2009, 06:07:04 pm
ADVERTISEMENT: First one to say "I am a retard" gets to give me 1k, contact b2311e(Phone:1359)
[WS]Shin: I am a retard
Blazer_Zoidberg: I am not a retard
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TeaM_Fabio: LOL fail
[AV]Grzesiek: hahaha Shin
[WS]Shin: I got scammed :(

PWND  :rofl:


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Reply #1840 on: December 23, 2009, 11:22:20 pm
Please type it out..

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Reply #1841 on: December 23, 2009, 11:53:11 pm
Quote from: EliteTerm on December 23, 2009, 11:22:20 pm
Please type it out..
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Reply #1842 on: December 24, 2009, 12:23:29 am
I cant remember the specific quote but it was something like:

'XXXXXX was banned by XXXXXXX ... your on santas naughty list this year for weapons hacks, teleport hacks, flying hacks'
or something like that anyway


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Reply #1843 on: December 24, 2009, 12:28:12 am
(This happened when I entered a pink PD car with an freecop)

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Reply #1844 on: December 24, 2009, 08:06:35 am
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