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Reply #1935 on: January 08, 2010, 05:39:56 am
Sort of a log.

*Four officers (James_Hunter, [AV]Vince, DHR.Mike, [AVt]Oli_Daniels) are patrolling the streets of LS in a patriot*
*Random suspect pulls up next to us and starts shooting at us*
James on TS: 'YES! FINALLY SOME ACTION!'
*Random suspect gets banned for hacks*
James: 'We finally get attacked and it turns out to be a hacker. Great.'


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Reply #1936 on: January 08, 2010, 07:48:51 am
Quote from: Oliver on January 08, 2010, 05:39:56 am
Sort of a log.

*Four officers (James_Hunter, [AV]Vince, DHR.Mike, [AVt]Oli_Daniels) are patrolling the streets of LS in a patriot*
*Random suspect pulls up next to us and starts shooting at us*
James on TS: 'YES! FINALLY SOME ACTION!'
*Random suspect gets banned for hacks*
James: 'We finally get attacked and it turns out to be a hacker. Great.'

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Reply #1937 on: January 08, 2010, 11:09:58 am
policeemg: (12) Rusty i want go eye
policeemg: (12) in the sky
[Rstar]Rusty: (33) lol
[Rstar]Rusty: (33) I already took you
policeemg: (12) I will kill sauron im new eye :Da
Void: (7) This goes to SAMP funny chat logs muahahahaha

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Reply #1938 on: January 08, 2010, 01:24:58 pm
Quote from: Oliver on January 08, 2010, 05:39:56 am
Sort of a log.

*Four officers (James_Hunter, [AV]Vince, DHR.Mike, [AVt]Oli_Daniels) are patrolling the streets of LS in a patriot*
*Random suspect pulls up next to us and starts shooting at us*
James on TS: 'YES! FINALLY SOME ACTION!'
*Random suspect gets banned for hacks*
James: 'We finally get attacked and it turns out to be a hacker. Great.'

Let me know if you wanna go against a hacker. I'll hold off the banhammer... :devroll:

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Reply #1939 on: January 08, 2010, 02:03:17 pm
Quote from: EliteTerm on January 08, 2010, 01:24:58 pm
Let me know if you wanna go against a hacker. I'll hold off the banhammer... :devroll:

Just as long as he won't start DDoSing the Server or using bots to screw our CarHPs up :lol:

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Reply #1940 on: January 08, 2010, 05:00:37 pm
Quote from: Void on January 08, 2010, 11:09:58 am
policeemg: (12) Rusty i want go eye
policeemg: (12) in the sky
[Rstar]Rusty: (33) lol
[Rstar]Rusty: (33) I already took you
policeemg: (12) I will kill sauron im new eye :Da
Void: (7) This goes to SAMP funny chat logs muahahahaha

I love guys with humour like that  :D


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Reply #1941 on: January 08, 2010, 10:05:02 pm
Quote from: Void on January 08, 2010, 11:09:58 am
policeemg: (12) Rusty i want go eye
policeemg: (12) in the sky
[Rstar]Rusty: (33) lol
[Rstar]Rusty: (33) I already took you
policeemg: (12) I will kill sauron im new eye :Da
Void: (7) This goes to SAMP funny chat logs muahahahaha

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Reply #1942 on: January 09, 2010, 12:01:58 am
Quote from: Void on January 08, 2010, 11:09:58 am
policeemg: (12) Rusty i want go eye
policeemg: (12) in the sky
[Rstar]Rusty: (33) lol
[Rstar]Rusty: (33) I already took you
policeemg: (12) I will kill sauron im new eye :Da
Void: (7) This goes to SAMP funny chat logs muahahahaha

Haha, guy was cool teleported him into the air he loved it.  :D

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Reply #1943 on: January 09, 2010, 01:46:03 am
Quote from: [Rstar]Rusty on January 09, 2010, 12:01:58 am
Haha, guy was cool teleported him into the air he loved it.  :D

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Reply #1944 on: January 09, 2010, 03:01:32 pm
Agolk(24): Wanna gamble? 500 - 5000$
[WS]Doggi(14): Sure.
Agolk(24): Meet at..?
[WS]Doggi(14): LSPD.
Agolk(24): Are you joking?
[WS]Doggi(14): Yes.
Agolk(24): ...



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Reply #1945 on: January 09, 2010, 04:31:35 pm
Quote from: Wash on April 24, 2009, 11:40:09 pm


:P

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EDIT: This was extremly funny; it was COMPLETLY out of the blue.. :D

Quote from the old day. :D

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Reply #1946 on: January 09, 2010, 04:50:05 pm
It's usually not funny if you are the one posting your own funny chat log. :neutral:

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Reply #1947 on: January 09, 2010, 05:04:00 pm


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Reply #1948 on: January 09, 2010, 06:18:47 pm
Quote from: Agolk on January 09, 2010, 03:01:32 pm
Agolk(24): Wanna gamble? 500 - 5000$
[WS]Doggi(14): Sure.
Agolk(24): Meet at..?
[WS]Doggi(14): LSPD.
Agolk(24): Are you joking?
[WS]Doggi(14): Yes.
Agolk(24): ...

lol doggi  :redface:

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Reply #1949 on: January 09, 2010, 09:59:35 pm
Nataha_Vice: (3) Hi Rory
Pablo_None(23) was suspected by officer WattiXfat(26) for cause ur black
[USMC]Maj.Collin: (14) Hey Rory
RoryAntruther: (36) hEya
[SACS]Jack: (0) Don't worry ill fuck his shit up
MrNeo: (20) jack you are not the only one who report...
[AV]Kirby[CS]: (37) LOL CRIME 23
[AV]JDC_Kolta: (24) omg a redman
Pablo_None(23), has been unsuspected by [SACS]SKenney(28), - lol but no
[AV]Kirby[CS]: (37) CRIME 23

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