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Reply #2115 on: February 23, 2010, 12:10:25 pm
Quote from: Frank_Hawk on February 23, 2010, 11:23:49 am
Lustigkurre (42) died in a explosion
Lustigkurre (42) : Who blew up GS9?

 :rofl: :rofl: :lol:

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Reply #2116 on: February 23, 2010, 02:19:17 pm
Quote from: Fritz on February 22, 2010, 12:44:04 am
OMFG, we found out Jeffrey's "real" identity!

Btw, these are real logs from TS, after I taught 2 new freecops how to use TS. We were in the registration lobby, but I havent heard from them since. Freecop1 (forgot their names... I dont have TSO lol) sounded like he was around 17 while Freecop2 was quite younger, around 12-13 I guess, from the sound of their voices.

There was an old woman (another new guy as well, havent heard from him since) in Pershing Square who was doing /lay and in need of first-aid fast after being hit by a car, which sped away. The two Freecops arrived on an SAPD bike just as I was trying to help the old woman.

[AV]JDC_Kolta: This woman needs some CPR bad.
Freecop1: Hmm, she'll need mouth-to-mouth.
Freecop2: You do it!
[AV]JDC_Kolta: No, you do it!
Freecop1: Wait, I have an idea. *ding*
[AV]JDC_Kolta: What idea? :0
Freecop1: Okay, now jam the bike pump into her mouth.
Freecop2: What if she explodes?
Freecop1: That would be AWESOME!
[AV]JDC_Kolta: omg...

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Reply #2117 on: February 23, 2010, 02:31:51 pm
[i9]Jimmy_Cuneo(3) says: You aight, Roel?
Roel_Ancelotti(69) says: Yeah, you?
[i9]Jimmy_Cuneo(3) says: Yeah I'm fine.
Roel_Ancelotti(69) says: You look hurt, what's happend?
[i9]Jimmy_Cuneo(3) says: Someone tried to make the same as Osama Ben Laden did..
Lustigkurre(12) says: Excuse me?


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Reply #2118 on: February 23, 2010, 03:02:07 pm
Quote from: CaptainCrazy on February 23, 2010, 02:31:51 pm
[i9]Jimmy_Cuneo(3) says: You aight, Roel?
Roel_Ancelotti(69) says: Yeah, you?
[i9]Jimmy_Cuneo(3) says: Yeah I'm fine.
Roel_Ancelotti(69) says: You look hurt, what's happend?
[i9]Jimmy_Cuneo(3) says: Someone tried to make the same as Osama Ben Laden did..
Lustigkurre(12) says: Excuse me?
I dont realy get it..  :trust:

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Reply #2119 on: February 23, 2010, 03:23:41 pm
Quote from: Gregersen on February 23, 2010, 03:02:07 pm
I dont realy get it..  :trust:

Lustig flew plane into GS9 and blew it up, roel got hurt. If I got that right.


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Reply #2120 on: February 23, 2010, 04:10:36 pm
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Reply #2121 on: February 23, 2010, 05:37:18 pm
HQ: All Units APB: Reporter: Ricardo_Sevilla check out and suspect if needed
HQ: Possible crime: HELP ME A COP GONNA STICK HIS FINGER UP MY ASS
HQ: Suspect: [SASD]Erick


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Dispatch: Incident: MY PENIS IS ON FIRE!!!!


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Reply #2122 on: February 23, 2010, 06:08:18 pm
Quote from: Jenny_Adams on February 23, 2010, 04:10:36 pm
ADVERTISEMENT: SAPD: CAMERA_041 upgraded with rhino rocket launcher , contact CAMERA_041(Phone:6419)
[SE]MiniMini_LV: (9) lol
TimBoston: (8)  Lol
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[WS]Hidduh: lol
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Mobstar_Baxter: (16) People lies
[WS]Jack_Bauer: (79) Kpwnd

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Reply #2123 on: February 23, 2010, 07:24:09 pm
Quote from: Jenny_Adams on February 23, 2010, 04:10:36 pm
ADVERTISEMENT: SAPD: CAMERA_041 upgraded with rhino rocket launcher , contact CAMERA_041(Phone:6419)
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Reply #2124 on: February 23, 2010, 07:35:24 pm
Quote from: Frank_Hawk on February 23, 2010, 11:23:49 am
Lustigkurre (42) died in a explosion
Lustigkurre (42) : Who blew up GS9?
Guess who :roll:

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Reply #2125 on: February 24, 2010, 10:36:05 am
Quote from: Jack_Young on February 23, 2010, 07:35:24 pm
Guess who :roll:

Lustig's plane flying skills are getting rusty.... :(


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Reply #2126 on: February 24, 2010, 01:53:39 pm
Antonio_Gvardia(9): Who wants to see me punch GS9? :)

Seconds later....

Antonio_Gvardia(9) killed by explosion.





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All should understand that Argonath is not just something you waste time on. It is a community with heart and soul that will stick together.

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Reply #2127 on: February 24, 2010, 02:05:56 pm
Quote from: Oliver on February 24, 2010, 10:36:05 am
Lustig's plane flying skills are getting rusty.... :(

Indeed, he's getting old.

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Reply #2128 on: February 25, 2010, 01:16:57 pm
************(ID:9) was reported by ************(ID:17) for Shooting an unarmed suspect who was not armed


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Reply #2129 on: February 25, 2010, 01:36:24 pm
Quote from: Kitsune on February 25, 2010, 01:16:57 pm
************(ID:9) was reported by ************(ID:17) for Shooting an unarmed suspect who was not armed
LOL  :lol:  clear enough!

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