[SA:MP] Funny Chat Logs

[Sarah_Morelli]

(This was in local chat)
[SASD]Sarah_P says: Put your serious face on!
[AV]Nexxt[CS] puts serious face on
TeaM_GiacJr puts srs faec on
[AV]Nexxt[CS] says: LOL!
TeaM_GiacJr says: haaha

Lmfaooo xD I rememberz0r that

[Chuck_Norris]

I did. So? You still miss a point

I pointed out that getting nervous of all this and go in rage with kicking players like that is totally wrong. Then, you, missing point of my post, get in and talk about how f**ked day in admin's life is. Now, you get it?

All i can Say to that is, rules are rules, 1 person breaks it.. 1 kick.
10 person breaks it.. 10 kicks.

[Bilbo]

Was requested to post this. :p

Bubba_Muschito: Can you drive me to your Cluckin Bell? I'm new.
[Rstar]IcyAero: Sure
*Bubba and Icy enter a Windsor*
[Rstar]IcyAero: Left from here.
Bubba_Muschito locks the doors
[Rstar]IcyAero :o
[Rstar]IcyAero jumps out from the car
[Rstar]IcyAero: What? It's convertible :p

[JDC]

Was requested to post this. :p

Bubba_Muschito: Can you drive me to your Cluckin Bell? I'm new.
[Rstar]IcyAero: Sure
*Bubba and Icy enter a Windsor*
[Rstar]IcyAero: Left from here.
Bubba_Muschito locks the doors
[Rstar]IcyAero :o
[Rstar]IcyAero jumps out from the car
[Rstar]IcyAero: What? It's convertible :p

Kidnap fail

[Frank_Hawk]

Julio_S (56) : Are you Frank Hawk?
Roel_Ancelotti (21) : Yes
Julio_S (56) : What is your last name?
Roel_Ancelotti (21) : Hawk

[TheRock]

Impersonating O.o

[diddeh]

Julio_S (56) : Are you Frank Hawk?
Roel_Ancelotti (21) : Yes
Julio_S (56) : What is your last name?
Roel_Ancelotti (21) : Hawk

  hahahaha I uuh.. havent sleept in a while.

[9r2e5i3k]

Julio_S (56) : Are you Frank Hawk?
Roel_Ancelotti (21) : Yes
Julio_S (56) : What is your last name?
Roel_Ancelotti (21) : Hawk

This one got me really laughing

[newton_alex]

Was requested to post this. :p

Bubba_Muschito: Can you drive me to your Cluckin Bell? I'm new.
[Rstar]IcyAero: Sure
*Bubba and Icy enter a Windsor*
[Rstar]IcyAero: Left from here.
Bubba_Muschito locks the doors
[Rstar]IcyAero :o
[Rstar]IcyAero jumps out from the car
[Rstar]IcyAero: What? It's convertible :p

Epic fail 

[Sprunk]

This chatlog was after Chuck said he was going to get coke (cola one) , after he came back;

Mr.Chuck_Norris: I cut the cok... I mean get the bottle.
Rodney_Reford: Chuck are you a crackhead or snorter?

No answer

[AV]Hellhound: Chuck are you in a good mood today?
Mr.Chuck_Norris: yes!

After a few lines

Rodney_Redford: Is that because you snorted coke?
Mr.Chuck_Norris: sure!

Actually he was trying to answer another question but chat filled with lols and rofls
I don't remember the question

[Rafael]

Lol 

[Grovyle]

DriverGuy: (33) Has banned [AV]Drovyle(21) for im gunna get a banana if i keep doing this.
DriverGuy(33), was kicked by Celeborn(51) for no a kick

Drovyle???
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF FFFFFFFFFFFFF---
I just noticed it now

[Rory]

( On a high-risk (felony) traffic stop, for a stolen vehicle RP )

RoryAnstruther(22) shouts, megaphone): DRIVER! Put your hands out of the window, holding your keys!
HiddenName(1) has been suspected by RoryAnstruther(22) for investigation (RP)
HiddenName(1) shouts: What hands!??


Traffic stop failure.

[Oliver]

( On a high-risk (felony) traffic stop, for a stolen vehicle RP )

RoryAnstruther(22) shouts, megaphone): DRIVER! Put your hands out of the window, holding your keys!
HiddenName(1) has been suspected by RoryAnstruther(22) for investigation (RP)
HiddenName(1) shouts: What hands!??


Traffic stop failure.

YOU PULLED OVER A CRIPPLE?!??!!?

[rJCaiG]

How was a guy with no hands driving? :trust: