[SA:MP] Funny Chat Logs

[MorlanV]

And Civilians sir.

I remember once going past him while he gave a ticket, the guy he gave a ticket to started shooting at him and I just drove past him screaming LOL U FAIL just before he died xD
Post Merge: March 16, 2010, 09:34:05 pm

Ehm, driving without hands, how is that possible?!

Maybe he used his mouth? :3

[Oliver]

I remember once going past him while he gave a ticket, the guy he gave a ticket to started shooting at him and I just drove past him screaming LOL U FAIL just before he died xD

Imagine a dying guy on the pavement with a crowd of laughing civilians around. That's Vince.

[JDC]

Imagine a dying guy on the pavement with a crowd of laughing civilians around. That's Vince.

I won't need to imagine it, I think I've seen it happen

[Ben.]

This is to the dumb people who moan at admins

How would you like it if like 20 people pm'ed you constantly?
Sometimes it could get very stressing.
I'm co-owner of another server, and i get like 15 pm's, or spam in ooc, saying 'do this', 'do that', 'give me cash', etc, and sometimes that can be overwhelming!
My personal favourite is /warn, because on the server, three /warn's equals  /ban. (not me, the script does it itself after three /warn's.
Why should admins announce that they wont be taking PM's? If they are off-duty, players should not be PMing them all the time, and even when they are on-duty, they shouldn't be spammed over things you could deal with yourself.

Speech over  xD

[MisterSjeiks]

This is to the dumb people who moan at admins

How would you like it if like 20 people pm'ed you constantly?
Sometimes it could get very stressing.
I'm co-owner of another server, and i get like 15 pm's, or spam in ooc, saying 'do this', 'do that', 'give me cash', etc, and sometimes that can be overwhelming!
My personal favourite is /warn, because on the server, three /warn's equals  /ban. (not me, the script does it itself after three /warn's.
Why should admins announce that they wont be taking PM's? If they are off-duty, players should not be PMing them all the time, and even when they are on-duty, they shouldn't be spammed over things you could deal with yourself.

Speech over  xD

Lol, i took a SS of that log too, that guy was hilarious xD.
Joke, what the hell is that doing in funny chat logs? O.o

[Ben.]

hehe, I cant believe you didn't see that guy post!
He was crazy, got kicked by Jeffery for spamming like 20 times.
Gave up after 3 tries, no-one listened to him   xD jokez 

[YS_JAPAN]

Timo_Acker: (23) and how to become a driver license?


[AV]Nexxt[CS]: (103) Google for WMP Plugin on Google.

[rJCaiG]

MrNeo(30) says: lets be cop
something_Corrupt has joined the server

Eddy_Murphy: Police Radio: *cough* test test, 1, 2, 3 testing, Over.
Eddy_Murphy: Police Radio: okay..., Over
[Rstar]Pancher: Police Radio: test failed., Over
Eddy_Murphy: Police Radio: *coughs harder* TESTING 1, 2, 3 TESTING!!!, Over.
[Rstar]Pancher: Police Radio: test failed., Over
Eddy_Murphy: Police Radio: i give up!!!, Over.

[JDC]

Timo_Acker: (23) and how to become a driver license?

[Aksel]

[AV]Vince(12) has joined the server.

After that, my whole computer crashed.

[Pablo]

[AV]Vince(12) has joined the server.

After that, my whole computer crashed.

Hahahaha, So funny, You almost made me cry of laughter.






Not really.

[Maladoi]

[AV]Vince(12) has joined the server.

After that, my whole computer crashed.

L A M E.

[Drastic]

Hydra?


David_Omid: (32) mission 37 set, Spiny Bed Las Venturas, 10 sources
[Rstar]CBFasi: (36) MY HOUSE!!!

David_Omid(11):Emergency radio: Welcome to Argonath RPG,where a pizza arrives before the police,Over

LOL

[Leon.]

Luigi_Gvardia(X) was kicked by [Rstar]CBFasi for shut up

I did my usual bullshit before the kick :P.

[Oliver]

[AV]Vince(12) has joined the server.

After that, my whole computer crashed.

Damnit Vince, screwed someone's computer up again, din'tya?