[SA:MP] Funny Chat Logs

[Rory]

Gabbar_Singh: (43) DONT MESS POLICE OR DIE
DiDo_GanGs(29), was warned by TheRock_Kolta(48) for /!\Ban Loading/!\Warning
DiDo_GanGs(29), was banned by [Rstar]IcyAero(57) for money hacks, paipai

LMFAO!

[Vince]

I can't believe after looking over the last few pages that I'm popular amongst the funny chat logs topic. o.o

[Dutchy]

I can't believe after looking over the last few pages that I'm popular amongst the funny chat logs topic. o.o

Well, duh I mean: Ur a cop named [AV]Vine lolol:D^_^!

[JDC]

I can't believe after looking over the last few pages that I'm popular amongst the funny chat logs topic. o.o

We love you, Vince. >:]

[Altair_Carter]

We love you, Vince. >:]

RRRRRIGHT

[TheGreasyChopper]

Dont know if that is funny but I find it that way.
[LSTDM]Lavrenty: (12) Who lives in Russia
stalker(RUS)(52) has joined the server.

[AV]Grovyle: (25) Bai Bai and dont do drugs
ADVERTISMENT: Buying weed!!!!!!!!!!!, Contact JeffDagger (insert phone number here)

My first days:
Patrollin around with Jcs when the car flipped
A fellow officer died, Jcs just stands there and suddenly
[Rstar]Jcstodds(8): NOOOOO! Ive been driving it for over an hour!!!
Freecop: Uuuuuh sir, we have a dead officer here.
[Rstar]Jcstodds(8): Screw him! My car blew up, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

I find it funny if you dont just dont troll, mmmmmkay?

[rJCaiG]

Hahaha, all three of thore are the funniest I've seen in pages
kudos to you good sir

[EminemRulez]

Dont know if that is funny but I find it that way.
[LSTDM]Lavrenty: (12) Who lives in Russia
stalker(RUS)(52) has joined the server.

[AV]Grovyle: (25) Bai Bai and dont do drugs
ADVERTISMENT: Buying weed!!!!!!!!!!!, Contact JeffDagger (insert phone number here)

My first days:
Patrollin around with Jcs when the car flipped
A fellow officer died, Jcs just stands there and suddenly
[Rstar]Jcstodds(8): NOOOOO! Ive been driving it for over an hour!!!
Freecop: Uuuuuh sir, we have a dead officer here.
[Rstar]Jcstodds(8): Screw him! My car blew up, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

I find it funny if you dont just dont troll, mmmmmkay?

Haha, that made me laugh :irl:

[Matthew_Green]

I got this one 3 days ago:

Medic Dispatch: Caller: Simmagolado(i think that's how his name's spelled)
discription: HELP!!! I'M BEING CORRECTED BY GRAMMAR NAZIS AT 4 DRAGONS!!!!

Emergency Radio: Matthew_Green LOL!!! Grammar Nazis at 4 Dragons! EMS to SAPD, go check it, I'm dieing of laughter now.

Emergency Radio: Freecop, LOL @ 911!!! I'll go check it


Then a few seconds later:

Medic Dispatch: Caller: (girl's name was long and I forgot it)
Discription: Help!!! I'm at the East L.S. Pig Pen and my big boobs are stuck in the bus's toliet while being f*****!!! (she was probaly reffering to a Coach bus, since buses similiar to them have toliets

Emergency Radio: Matthew_Green LOL! It's my lucky day!! Woot!

Then 25 emergency radio LOLs and ROFLs followed

[Dutchy]

[AV]Vince(27): Whoah whoah whoah whoah
[AV]Vince(27): whoah whoah whoah whoahhhhhh
Edin_Ancelotti(32): Hey Tarzan

[Leon.]

[AV]Vince(27): Whoah whoah whoah whoah
[AV]Vince(27): whoah whoah whoah whoahhhhhh
Edin_Ancelotti(32): Hey Tarzan

He was yelling at me, cuz i waz flamin :P

[Daco]

He was yelling at me, cuz i waz flamin :P

good job

[Seskom]

He was yelling at me, cuz i waz flamin :P

Not funneh!

[oMiRaClEo]

David_Waters: (77) Smell smoke? /call 911
David_Waters: (77) Smell gas? /call 911
David_Waters: (77) Hear screams? /call 911
David_Waters: (77) See rape? /call 911
Likvidy: (13) smell spam ? /report 77
bizzarre: (61) lolxlD
caion: (63) lol
Miracle_Alterlis: (5) Lol
Arnold_Shwanzi: (65) lmao
caion: (63) -warn 13 Bad

[Aksel]

ClaN_Kenny(28): Where are the 84 people I expected to meet?
ClaN_Kenny(28): Swine Flue?
Salmonella(15) has joined the server