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Reply #2325 on: March 31, 2010, 10:23:42 am
ROFL  :rofl: :lol:

Quote from: Gandalf on April 05, 2010, 12:28:15 pm
The /ad was created in order to give players a possibility to advertise.
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Reply #2327 on: March 31, 2010, 10:46:35 am
I have been re-testing a guy for passport through PM this time, since I was unable to go to his place and..



PM to Errick_Murray(32): Who is the president of Argonath?
PM from Errick_Murray(32): Vince

I did not speak, that time  :lol: then a few secs later..

PM to Errick_Myrray(32): Who is the prime minister..?
PM from Errick_Murray(32): frank hawk

 :rofl:

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TeaM_GiacJr(41) was suspected by Officer TeaM_GiacJr(41) for stole Pancher's donut stash
[WS]Battle_Kolta(12) was suspected by Officer [WS]Battle_Kolta(12) for Stole JDC's pancake stash
[AV]JDC_Kolta(0) was suspected by Officer [AV]JDC_Kolta(0) for i will teabag all of you
TheRock_Kolta(14) was suspected by Officer TheRock_Kolta(14) for stole battle's JDC's Pancake stash


 :lol: :rofl:

Crazy_Dzimmy(7) was suspected by Officer [ALS]ChuckNorris(15) for plundering a garbage truck in order to get free food - steali

Bad Chuck, ain't letting poors get food  :roll:  :rofl: :rofl:

Tommy_Corleone(6) killed by TheRock_Kolta(14), Spray Can
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Reply #2328 on: March 31, 2010, 10:52:08 am
Quote from: TheRock on March 31, 2010, 10:46:35 am


[WS]Battle_Kolta(12) was suspected by Officer [WS]Battle_Kolta(12) for Stole JDC's pancake stash


 :roll:  :conf: :D
 

Quote from: Gandalf on April 05, 2010, 12:28:15 pm
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Reply #2329 on: March 31, 2010, 12:21:51 pm
Quote from: TheRock on March 31, 2010, 10:46:35 am
PM to Errick_Murray(32): Who is the president of Argonath?
PM from Errick_Murray(32): Vince

NOOOOO the government is gonna be screwed now! :cry:

:lol:

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Reply #2330 on: March 31, 2010, 05:41:46 pm


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Reply #2331 on: March 31, 2010, 08:25:28 pm


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Reply #2332 on: March 31, 2010, 08:56:33 pm
Quote from: ilakon on March 31, 2010, 08:25:28 pm
Hahaha :rofl:
and what does that mean? I'm just hanging around here I got tempbanned :D

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Reply #2333 on: March 31, 2010, 10:35:53 pm
Mikro is a blind man, laying on the ground.
Officer [NP]Hiro_Andrew arrives on scene.

Mikro(39) shouts: HELP!!!
Mikro(39) shouts: Someone robbed me!!
Mirko(39) cries
Mikro(39) cries loudly: HELP!!
Mikor(39) cries: a man robbed all my hard earned money...
[NP]Hiro_Andrew(30): Any problems?



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Reply #2334 on: March 31, 2010, 10:36:32 pm
Quote from: Mikro on March 31, 2010, 10:35:53 pm
Mikro is a blind man, laying on the ground.
Officer [NP]Hiro_Andrew arrives on scene.

Mikro(39) shouts: HELP!!!
Mikro(39) shouts: Someone robbed me!!
Mirko(39) cries
Mikro(39) cries loudly: HELP!!
Mikor(39) cries: a man robbed all my hard earned money...
[NP]Hiro_Andrew(30): Any problems?


LOL  :rofl:

Quote from: Gandalf on April 05, 2010, 12:28:15 pm
The /ad was created in order to give players a possibility to advertise.
As a result advertising in main chat is not permitted.
If you can't accept your actions in the past, then you can't accept your actions in the future
PM is not a unban section! Wait for a manager to look at your topic.

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Reply #2335 on: April 01, 2010, 09:11:16 am
Quote from: battle on March 31, 2010, 10:36:32 pm
LOL  :rofl:
wait i said "Any problems" after you said help(actually i rped didnt listen cuz window is raised)

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Reply #2336 on: April 01, 2010, 10:05:57 am
Quote from: YS_JAPAN on April 01, 2010, 09:11:16 am
[AV]Nexxt[CS]: (87) I Like things in my ass, so give me plane in my ass
back yesterday it looked funny :( Poor Nexxt, there's noone to get in his ass, so he has to take my plane..

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Reply #2337 on: April 02, 2010, 10:44:53 pm
Quote from: MetalLuigiX on March 28, 2010, 10:49:49 pm
f**k coloring
[i9]Dwayne_Munna(21) was suspected by officer Leon_Gvardia(38) for I'm going to use /su to talk to you, m'kay sweet pop?
Leon_Gvardia(38) has been unsuspected by [AV]JDC_Kolta(28) - No, my dear wife
[BRC]Dr.Mambo(4) shoots Vince's dick
[BRC]Dr.Mambo(4) says: my dick
[AV]Vince(3) uses matrix like skill to allow his penis to dodge the bullet.
[AV]Vince(3) says: You
[BRC]Dr.Mambo(4) puts his dick in Vince's mouth
[AV]Vince(3) wakes up
[AV]Vince(3) GRABS MAMBOS DICK
[AV]Vince(3) TEARS IT OFF MAMBO
[AV]Vince(3) SHOVES IT DOWN HIS THROAT
[BRC]Dr.Mambo(4) shouts: ahhhhhhhhhh!!
[AV]Vince(3) walks away
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Pepito_Ancelotti(8): Police Radio: AND MINE, Over.
Leon_Gvardia: (X) You have been unsuspected, please be a good citizen!
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Reply #2338 on: April 02, 2010, 11:53:11 pm
Quote from: TheRock on March 31, 2010, 10:46:35 am
I have been re-testing a guy for passport through PM this time, since I was unable to go to his place and..



PM to Errick_Murray(32): Who is the president of Argonath?
PM from Errick_Murray(32): Vince

I did not speak, that time  :lol: then a few secs later..

PM to Errick_Myrray(32): Who is the prime minister..?
PM from Errick_Murray(32): frank hawk

 :rofl:

ADVERTISEMENT: [NEWS] Dutchy "lieks" cheese, contact [Mike](Phone:5319)

ADVERTISEMENT: Warning: Do not approach mutated monkeys in Whetstone nature, contact Jcstodds(Phone:9999)
ADVERTISEMENT: reserve. They rape with at least 5 penises., contact JCstodds(Phone:9999)


TeaM_GiacJr(41) was suspected by Officer TeaM_GiacJr(41) for stole Pancher's donut stash
[WS]Battle_Kolta(12) was suspected by Officer [WS]Battle_Kolta(12) for Stole JDC's pancake stash
[AV]JDC_Kolta(0) was suspected by Officer [AV]JDC_Kolta(0) for i will teabag all of you
TheRock_Kolta(14) was suspected by Officer TheRock_Kolta(14) for stole battle's JDC's Pancake stash


 :lol: :rofl:

Crazy_Dzimmy(7) was suspected by Officer [ALS]ChuckNorris(15) for plundering a garbage truck in order to get free food - steali

Bad Chuck, ain't letting poors get food  :roll:  :rofl: :rofl:

Tommy_Corleone(6) killed by TheRock_Kolta(14), Spray Can
Admin [ALS]ChuckNorris(15): no fighting in adminteam :(
Admin [AV]JDC_Kolta(0): O.O
Admin [AV]JDC_Kolta(0): DM!


:rofl:
:lol: rofl


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Reply #2339 on: April 03, 2010, 12:16:35 am
[AV]Nexxt[CS]:(49) I am just wondering, did anyone ever tried to kill xcasio?!

xcasioKiller(90) has joined the server

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